Scooter

Look, I just don't want to deal with this right now.

I'm tired and I want to go home, okay?

I just wanna go to McDonald's.

Whoa, wait, hey, whoa.

We're not done, where you going?

I just really have to pee. - Do you?

That's a shock, Adrienne does whatever

she wants when she wants to, fantastic.

I'm so happy I took you to my boss's house where you,

yeah, did what you wanted

and made an ass out of yourself and out of me.

Look, I told you,

I have no idea what you're talking about.

It was a work party, Adrienne, a work party.

It was not some bar full of cute boys for you to flirt with.

You were meant to behave.

Behave?

How was I not behaving myself?

Well for one thing, you would not stop talking.

We all had to be polite to you.

I mean, no one cares about the fact

that you are saving up money at Sephora

until you can enroll in an MFA program, literally no one.

And the second thing, how about you were acting like a fucking slut?

Wow.

You were sipping my boss' son's drink for fuck's sake.

Because he was the bartender.

He wanted me to try a new drink he invented.

He actually offered you one too.

Okay, how about we?

Yeah.

This is silly, okay?

Let's just... You are so selfish.

I'm selfish? - Yeah, yeah.

Wow, so I'm the perfect girlfriend

in the world when we're alone but when I so much

as look at anyone who's not you, I'm a fucking cunt?

No, I didn't mean that.

Heston, I'm sorry.

Where,

where are you going?

Can you at least give me my key, please?

I left it in your pocket.

It couldn't fit in my stupid purse.

Okay Heston, how about we just

forget this whole argument happened, okay?

Maybe we're both hungry

and we can just go get something to eat?

I'm actually starving, I didn't eat anything the entire time

because I didn't wanna get food stuck between my teeth.

I'm nice when you need me, right?

Because you do need me.

You don't have a car.

You lost your bus pass

and now you want me to buy you a late night snack?

Are you serious?

You are so selfish.

Wait, you're just gonna leave me here?

Yeah.

Woo!

Shut the door, Bryan.

I had a blue scooter.

That can't be the van.

None of my business.

Shit, my god.

Are you okay?

Wait, wait.

Locked, fuck, fuck.