The Psycho She Met Online

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- 23, we have a 10-55 MBA at Templeton and 15.

Two patients, safety LS required.

10-A, Unit 23 en route to scene.

Possible death at the scene. We have a second ambulance joining you.

Transport to Saint William's. ER prepared are on site.

- Quickly! Over here. Spot! - You didn't see it?

Check the other car!

Over here, we need someone here, please!

Oh, my God! That's Andrew!

Andrew? It's OK. I'm here.

Lock it up!

You know him?

He's my husband.

I need a respirator here, please.

- You're still here. - Yeah.

So, Closs and Brinks are gonna cover for us.

They send their best.

God, it's so nice of them.

- Yeah. - Thanks.

Any news?

I'm still waiting to hear.

We finally got him stabilized.

You can go in see him now.

- I'll be in in a minute. - OK.

Yeah.

So glad you're OK.

I was so worried.

How are the... people in the other car? Are they OK?

Twenty-one year-old girl, died at the scene.

I'm pretty sure she was above the legal limit.

OK.

Someone's pretty sure that they saw her run the red light.

I'll leave you guys to it.

- Andrew. - Mhm.

How are you feeling?

Terribly feel much anything at the moment, so...

Guessing the painkillers are working pretty good.

Or you should buy a lottery ticket.

As I told your wife, you were very lucky.

Contusions and,

torn ligaments, two broken ribs, which will heal on their own.

I'm more concerned about a spleen hematoma, so...

I've ordered a CT scan.

Uhm, if my spleen's OK, I'm to expect a full recovery, though, right?

Eventually, yeah.

Broken ribs do tickle while they heal, so...

may be uncomfortable or even painful,

to sit for long periods.

You mean like in a car?

It's OK. We'll figure it out.

It's OK.

Relax, people recover better.

Hey, just focus on healing.

It's OK.

What are you gonna do now that Andrew's basically unemployed?

I have no idea.

What about your Mom's life insurance?

How do you think we got a down-payment on this place?

So, sell it!

Downsize! You don't need three bedrooms.

No, the market's changed a lot since we bought. We'd lose a lot of money.

Besides, I can't imagine living with Andrew laid up.

I know what you should do!

Rent out one of your spare rooms on Vacay N' Stay.

My co-worker Ellie rents one of her spare rooms,

and she makes four grand a month. More than her mortgage.

- No. - Why not?

Because I don't want random strangers as room-mates.

It's not like that. You can screen your guests

and you can hand-pick them to your like.

No.

What are you doing?

One-twenty-five times two...

That's what you'd be making a month.

- No way. - Mhm...

So, if you look here, you can click on a particular guest,

and see what the host has to say about them.

For example, there are six hosts here that like this guest.

He's a great guest.

We liked having him stay, yadi-yadi-yada...

and if you have a bad experience with the guest...

You can report them by clicking here.

Hmm, do I get to check them out before I...

agree to let them stay here?

- Before you host them? - Yeah. - Exactly.

Oh, and your money is deposited right into your account

after they check in so you don't have to collect it.

This is sounding a lot cooler than I thought.

Like I said, my friend Ellie makes a lot of money doing it.

Allowed her to go there into part-time, she makes more money doing this,

than she does when she was working full-time.

There you are.

I finally found you.

What are you cooking off?

Nothing.

You know, you you were supposed to be here over an hour ago.

I was with Devin.

He said he saw you getting real cosy

with some long-haired guy at the club last night.

- You're sleeping with that guy? - Oh, give me a break!

- I'm so over this. - Hey! Answer the question, you stupid slut!

What is on that computer you don't want me to see?

Stupid bitch!

How much this cost me?

Take it out of the two thousand dollars you owe me.

God, you're such a loser.

- I'm a loser? - Yeah.

What about you? You're nothing but a low-rent skank.

Oh, I'm a low-rent skank?

Yeah, you think you're so important because you roll around on stage...

Guys throw a couple of bucks at you?

Nothing but a dirty... nasty...

Little slut.

Disagree, right?

Up to four thousand dollars extra a month.

It's actually so much better than I thought.

Oh, come on, you don't wanna let some weirdo come and stay with us.

No, I wanna rent out two of our rooms to...

clean, responsible, mature adults.

We don't really have much of a choice, we have to do something.

Two of our credit cards are maxed,

I had to go into our savings for our mortgage,

and in another month, I'm gonna have to cash out with the IRA.

Even just for a little bit until we figure out what we're gonna do for a drop.

OK.

All right. Just give it a shot.

But if we get even just one weirdo...

I'm closing down Hexley Inn for good.

Please, give me a good guest.

Soon...

I'm surprised you were able to talk Andrew into doing this,

you know he hates having other people on his space.

- You know, I think it's a just a Big Brother thing. - Aha. - Hmm.

Like we didn't have much of a choice.

Could be months until he's back to work.

I hope that's someone booking in a reservation.

Check it out. I got two people booked-in.

One for two days and one for five.

And then I've someone else who wants to stay for eight days.

Wow! Eight days! What's she coming into town for?

Work. Miranda from Portland.

She's never done Vacay N' Stay before,

but it does look like she's done a lot of traveling,

she has pictures of her friends, the DR...

She's cute!

- And what does she do for work? - No, this is not your dating service.

- Who says I need a service? - Get out!

She'll be up for work?

- Yeah, she's a trainer at the Daxon Hotel. - Mhm.

They're opening a new one next month. She's in the trainer room.

So, she works at a hotel but she's staying at a Vacay N' Stay?

He said the same thing.

She says she gets a per Diem and...

would rather stay with people than be alone, so...

I guess if you travel all the time you get real lonely...

- 23. We have a 9-4-A at 3324 Oakworth Avenue.

Male juvenile. Unresponsive.

- 10-A. 23 on the way.

So, like, what am I supposed to tell the regulars when they ask about you?

Tell them some rich heir asked me to marry him and I said yes.

Thanks for letting me stay.

Oh, Te voy a extrañar.

También, babe.

Hi! You must be Miranda!

- That's me. - Come on in!

Thank you.

This is your room.

Oh, wow! It looks just like the pictures.

Ahm, the keys. So these are for you to lock up after you leave.

And I wrote down just a little list of rules.

Basically, no smoking...

And you've access to everything,

except for the den and the master bedroom.

And if you've any guests overnight, just maybe let me know first.

- Yeah, sounds reasonable. - OK.

You want a coffee? I was gonna make some.

Yes, please.

All right. I'll let you get settled. Just come down whenever you're ready.

OK. Thank you.

Daxon owns 1600 hotels nationwide and when they open a new one,

I go down for about a week and help train staff.

I heard that they have one of the best...

pension programs in the hospitality business.

Is that your husband?

Yeah. That was on vacation two years ago. We went to Canada.

Oh, wow!

What does he do? I think you mentioned it on your profile but...

I forgot.

Pharmaceutical sales.

Or... he did. I don't know what he's gonna do now.

Oh, he got fired or something?

No, nothing like that.

He was in a pretty bad car accident. He's in hospital.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Is he gonna be OK?

Yeah.