Cheat On Me, If You Can (If I Cheat, I Die / Barampimyeon Jookneunda / 바람피면 죽는다)

ALL CHARACTERS, ORGANIZATIONS, PLACES, AND EVENTS ARE FICTIONAL.

What? Why...

Why is it out here? I definitely threw this out.

I'm sorry for not throwing out garbage properly.

"Garbage"?

But this isn't fair.

I threw it out properly.

EPISODE 8

Honey.

Have you seen my briefcase?

Honey.

Honey?

Honey, my briefcase...

I can't find...

Isn't that yours?

What?

Gosh, it's right here.

Why is this here?

Are you here to report back?

Yes, but he has something else, so I was told to come back tomorrow.

You got in trouble again, didn't you?

Why would I get in trouble?

Did you find the black agent who was in charge of Kang Yeo Joo?

That agent was demoted, sent abroad, then came back in a hurry.

So everyone is on the edge.

Why?

What do you think? His connections are in the opposition party.

So what?

The presidential election will be held soon.

Hence, he's now a lame duck. You don't get it?

People in the opposition party are slowly returning one by one.

You better be careful too.

Be careful of what?

Mr. Ma's connections are in the ruling party.

If your boss is with the ruling party, so are you.

You can't help it no matter how much you hate him.

These political affairs do nothing for civil servants.

The people give us our paychecks.

You're impossible.

Who cares if you're a secret weapon...

if you're this ignorant to office politics?

Hey.

What?

The Grim Reaper is here.

Is he one of our agents?

No, an outsource.

He's a freelancer.

If he showed up,

that means someone will end up dead.

So he's a killer.

I think Mr. Ma is up to something.

Do you have something to say?

How long do I have to clean up for you?

It's in the Philippines.

Get it back.

Alive?

I don't care if it's alive or dead.

That's not what's important, is it?

Go get it back.

Head over to the Philippines now,

before that woman does anything else.

I should probably practice playing the piano, right?

I can't seem to play along with you anymore.

I'm a mess now too.

Goodness, you're still good.

The sound of you on your keyboard almost sounds like the piano.

Goodness, what are you doing?

I was about to do the laundry.

Take off your pants too.

Goodness, I'll do it myself.

I'll do it.

No, I got it.

Take it off now.

Yes.

Then I'll see you at the event.

Thank you.

ATTENDEES OF THE EVENT

LAWYER HAN WOO SUNG

010...

It's cold.

Her radar's on.

I should be careful.

Here.

Can you pick it up for me?

What's the password?

Why would I have one? I have nothing to hide.

Even married couples need to respect each other's privacy.

Who's calling me at this hour?

Hello?

Hello, Lawyer Han.

I'm Ko Mi Rae.

Do you remember me back at the Han River?

The Han River?

Thank you for dropping me off last time.

This could easily cause a misunderstanding.

Of course, I remember.

Yes.

I really owe you one.

By the way,

why have you called at this hour?

Well...

I'm sorry.

I couldn't call you in the afternoon because I was part-timing.

Oh, I see.

I understand.

Okay.

Not at all. It's not late.

Okay.

I almost forgot about you.

Thank you for calling.

I'm certain it's a female's hair.

I see.

So two hours before the event begins?

Yes. I'll see you then.

Thank you.

Who was that?

He's the man I saved at the Han River.

You saved someone from drowning?

Yes. I'm glad I learned scuba-diving.

Why did you do such a dangerous thing?

That man...

wasn't even breathing.

But now, he's alive and doing well.

He can talk and drive again.

Well, isn't that fascinating?

Had I known this was how it felt to save someone,

I would've studied medicine instead of arts.

You can't buy your way into that.

Judging by the coarseness of the hair,

she's not young.

The hair root looks weak.

It's medium length, a bob, and yellowish brown.

MEDIUM LENGTH, BOB, YELLOWISH BROWN

The cuticle is a mess.

Was she under a lot of stress?

It's mine.

Where is she going this late at night?

What is she doing?

Is the lead character a CSI agent or something?

What are you doing here?

Why are you here?

We ran out of toilet rolls,

so I was going to restock them before going home.

So what are you doing here?

I was...

peeping.

You were peeping?

I was curious as to how she got inspired.

You see, I want to be just like her.

Goodness, is that so?

You're so hardworking even at this hour.

What is she suspecting?

What?

Has she found out that I'm into politics again?

She thinks...

I have a woman on the side.

I've erased the dashcam footage.

I've reset the navigation history.

She won't find anything in the car...

right now.

"ACP"?

ACP...

ACP.

Here it is.

THIS SUBSTANCE IS USED TO DETECT SPERM.

ACP...

"This substance is used to detect sperm"?

THIS SUBSTANCE IS USED TO DETECT SPERM.

What?

Did she catch wind?

Honey, I love you.

You should open the sun visor too.

He's completely clean.

A bit too clean.

What?

Honey, where did you go at this hour?

Perhaps, was it the garage?

The car was dirty, so I cleaned it up.

At this hour?

And then, I found this in the car.

Sorry.

I bought that for you,

but we switched cars, so I forgot about it.

Thanks for the surprise.

I didn't know that you bought a present for me.

The scarf looks great on you.

It's perfect.

I had no idea that you were this meticulous.

I knew it. I'm perfect.

Are you going back to work again? It's bedtime soon.

I'm writing an important part now.

Who are you going to kill tonight, Ms. Writer?

Not tonight.

I'm waiting for the right moment.

I'm curious about the plot.

It's about a culprit who thinks he committed a perfect crime.

What a page-turner.

The culprit cuts out all of his fingerprints,

so he doesn't leave any evidence behind, but in the end,

he gets caught because he doesn't have any fingerprints.