Doctor Who

Quite an Arctic storm blowing out there. Hm!

Come along, Polly, my child, with my cloak.

Hey, Doctor, you've got the most fantastic wardrobe.

Yes. We don't know what we're in for outside there.

Pretty soon we shall be having visitors.

You're different. You've got no feelings.

I do not understand that word.

Emotions. Love, pride, hate,

fear!

Have you no emotions, sir?

What's happened to you, Doctor?

I guess this old body of mine is wearing a bit thin.

Doctor. Wakey, wakey. It's all over now.

No.

It isn't all over.

It's far from being all over.

What are you talking about?

I must get back to the TARDIS.

I can't go through with it.

I will fight it.

I will not change.

Hello? Is someone there.

Hello?

- Who is that? - I'm the Doctor.

Oh, I don't think so.

No. (CHUCKLES) Dear me, no.

You may be a doctor.

But I am the Doctor.

The original, you might say.

YOU?

How can it be you?

- Do I know you, sir? - This is the South Pole.

We're at the South Pole.

Of course, we are. Don't you know that?

This is where it happened.

Where what happened?

This is it.

The very first time

that I… Well, you… We regenerated.

You're mid-regeneration, aren't you?

Your face. It's all over the place.

But you're trying to hold it back.

What do you know of regeneration?

Are you a Time Lord?

You know who I am. You must.

Have you come to take the ship back?

The ship. You still call it a ship.

Oh, dear. What have you done to it?

Nothing. The windows.

- I don't remember this. - They're the wrong size!

I don't remember trying not to change.

- Not back then. - I'm sure it's changed. Look at it!

It seems to have expanded.

Well, it's all those yea rs of bigger on the inside.

You try sucking your tummy in that long. Why are you trying not to regenerate?

I have the courage and the right

to live and die as myself.

Too late. It's started.

A few minutes ago, you were weak as a kitten, right?

Now, you're fine. We're in a state of grace, both of us.

But it won't last long. We have a choice.

Either we change and go on,

or we die as we are.

But, if you…

If you die here…

If your future never happens,

if you don't do the things that you are supposed to do,

the consequences could be…

- The snow. - Snow?

Look at it!

How extraordinary.

Everything's stopped.

Why?

Maybe it's us.

Maybe it's something else.

But somehow, something has gone very wrong with time.

Hello?

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I don't suppose either of you is a doctor?

You trying to be funny?

There is something I should like to say.

That is,

there is something I should very much like you to understand

I do not have the slightest desire to kill you.

The only reason I would do so is self-defence.

However, since you're aware I might kill you in self-defence,

there is the strong possibility you will kill me in self-defence.

It does rather make me wish you understood English.

Or that I spoke German.

War is hell, eh?

GLASS WOMAN". Time line error. There is a time line error.

Time line error.

There is a time line error.

Everything stopped.

But why?

Maybe it's us.

Maybe it's something else.

But somehow, something has gone very wrong with time.

Hello.

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I don't suppose either of you is a doctor?

You trying to be funny?

She's coming.

She's coming.

It's her.

Not human, I think.

State your planet of origin and your intentions.

This is Earth, a level five civilisation.

And it is protected.

It's what?

Oh, okay. That doesn't usually work.

Protected by whom?

Oh, it is early days. Isn't it?

May I suggest for your own safety,

you step on board my ship?

What ship?

He means, "Get inside the box."

A little snug from this angle.

But you might be in for a surp…

My TARDIS!

Look at my TARDIS!

This is impossible.

Have I been burgled?

- It's… But it's… - It's hideous.

Bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

You know, I thought it probably was.

Glad it's not just me.

What is this place?

This place is, or ought to be, my TARDIS.

Technically, that is your TARDIS.

It's about 70 feet that way.

See?

Always remember where you parked. It's gonna come up a lot.

Is this madness?

Am I going mad?

Madness? Well, you're an officer from World War One at the South Pole

being pursued by an alien through frozen time.

Madness was never this good.

World War One?

Judging by the uniform, yes.

Yes, but…

What do you mean, "One"?

Oh, sorry, spoilers.

Enough of this.

Who are you?

Um… You know who I am.

You knew the moment you saw me.

I'd say stop being an idiot, but I kind of know what's coming.

I assure you, I do not have the faintest idea who you are.

Well, I know who you are.

Is anyone going to explain what's going on?

Snap.

You are me.

No. No!

Yes. Yes, I'm very much afraid so.

Do I become you?

Well, there's a few false starts, but you get there in the end.

But, I thought…

What?

Well, I assumed I'd get younger.

1am younger!

You know, I really don't think I'm completely following.

- Oh. Oh, dear. - Oh, you're in shock!

Let me help you.

Brandy.

Get him brandy. Do you have any?

I had some somewhere.

- Hang on. - Sit down here, my boy.

Collect your wits.

Who are you people?

I am the Doctor and this is my…

It's complicated, actually.

- I am also… - my nurse.

Excuse me?

I realise that seems a little improbable.

- Yes. - Because he's a man.

What?

Older gentlemen, like women, can be put to use.

You can't… You can't say things like that.

Can't I?

Says who?

Just about everyone you're going to meet for the rest of your life. Here.

Have you had some of this?

Well, you know, I may have snuck a glass

at some point in the last 1500 years.

It's been rock and roll.

Here you are.

Get this down you. You'll feel a lot better.

- Thank you. - Yes.

I, erm… I don't understand any of this.

Well, of course you understand.

I am your future self.

Are you indeed?

And I suppose this is meant to be my TARDIS?

Our TARDIS.

What's wrong with the lights?

It's supposed to be like this.

Why?