Shoky & Morthy: Last Big Thing

Simon!

Bro!

Simon?!

Hello!

Hello, is anyone here?

Simon?

Jesus!

-Hi, Martin, dear. -Good morning.

-Are you looking for Simon? -Yes, yes.

I was in his room, he wasn't there.

If he's not in his room, then go check the garage.

-Have a piece. -No, thanks, it's kind of you.

No?

Simon?

Simon!

-Simon, are you okay? -Help me!

-What's wrong? -Help me! Now!

Fuck off, I'm trying!

-Help me! -Hello?

This is Morthy, I… I have a friend here,

I think he cut his arm off.

There's a circular saw and a lot of blood…

You asshole! Asshole!

I'm sorry, I wasn't talking to you, there's been a mistake, bye.

You fucking jackass, man.

And that, guys, is how you prank your best bud.

Click on subscribe and share! See ya! Oh, man,

you were completely white, bro. Like, completely!

I'm lying here with my arm cut off and you're like, "Are you okay?"

"Simon, are you okay?" I don't think so.

-That's what friends do, you know. -Right.

-They care. -Yeah? Is that from Gran?

-Yeah. -Super.

Fantastic.

You're disgusting.

BEST BUD PRANK

This is Morthy, I… My friend is lying here,

There's a circular saw here, I think he cut his arm off…

He was right here…

Oh, my God, you asshole!

300,000 VIEWS

-"'Asshole… Sorry, not you!' Best" -"Dunno if it's real, but super funny."

"'Are you okay?' XDDD"

You're on, Simon.

That’s okay, we’ll cut that part.

Man, that was the cabbage for dinner.

-2440 COMMENTS -"Shoky: 'It's not a bathrobe!'"

-"Keep going boys!!" -"R.I.P. Banana"

TASTING VIETNAMESE FRUIT W/ NIKKY

That’s good.

-40,000 VIEWS - Fantastic .

"When's there gonna be another prank with Shoky????"

This knife is going to stab this leg because the candle I’m lighting

will burn through the rope.

"This video has been removed for violating YouTube's community guidelines"

I have Shoky and Morthy here. Tell me, guys, what did you study?

He's got a BA, which is pronounced "biotch."

And thanks to YouTube, we found out

that we're not the only ones who think our videos are funny…

Pardon me.

Kovy? I can’t talk, I’m giving an interview.

See ya.

Morthy! Morthy! Morthy! Morthy!

Morthy, tell me, how do you feel about kids?

I love kids and, more importantly, they love me, right?

I like kids, I live with my grandmother, we have some animals, a cat and whatnot…

Guys, what are your plans for the future?

-I guess to keep making good vids, right? -Guess so.

SHOKY & MORTHY

SHOKY & MORTHY'S LAST BIG THING

-Hey. -Hi.

What was that?

You still talk to her? I thought that was over.

Yeah, sure it is.

And what?

I’m not seeing her.

How can she have 500,000 subscribers? What for?

She makes girlie vids. I think they're pretty okay.

Me too, when the sound is off.

-So… -Thanks.

-Me too, please. -Sure.

You want it here?

-And can I have a hat? -You got money?

-Yeah. -Then take it.

-Let's see it. -And then pay, okay? Thanks.

-Can I get an autograph? -Sure.

Thanks.

-Did you see him? -What do you think?

He hasn’t missed a single event.

Kovy said he used to meet his stalker every day on the street,

then one day he saw him at an event, too.

So he goes to give him an autograph, and the dude legs it.

Then Kovy comes home and it's like…

furniture's moved, place is upside-down. You know?

There's nothing you can do, bru. We're stars.

-Greetings, colleagues. -No way, hi!

-Hey, Radomil. -What’s up?

-I have a stand over there. -We know.

You've got it good. You don't have to worry about any stalkers.

-No? I don’t know. -I don't think you do.

How many subscribers do you have?

-I don't know precisely. -Well, like, approximately.

Approximately it's about 28,619.

Nice, now look, 28 620, there it is.

-Really? That's awesome. -Isn't it great? Look.

Yeah, that's me!

Hi, guys, my name's Ráďa, I'm 41 and I'm a YouTuber.

Today we're going to show you how to make

poop that looks completely real.

Why? So that you can trick your friends, classmates or parents.

Now we give it some form.

And there you have a piece of realistic and very tasty poop.

No way. Say it ain’t so. No?

We’ve been outdone, Morthy.

Dude, I quit.

Radomil, promise me one thing: that we’ll make a video together one day.

Sure thing, I'm up for anything.

-So we see. -Radomil, Radomil! Radomil!

Somebody’s at your stand, don’t let them get away.

-Oh, off I go then. -Get a photo with the poop!

-What a freak. -Madman.

-Such a brown-nose. -It’s the shit.

-The Bieber boys! -Hi!

-Hey, so how’s all the fame treating you? -I guess we're pretty good, huh?

-Maybe, maybe. -"Maybe?" You understand Slovak?

-Sure, it’s just like Hungarian. -That's what I was thinking.

-Hey, something stinks here. -Steamed cheese.

Bro? Once you’ve got at least half as many views as me,

then I might care what comes out of your mouths.

And get some normal clothes because this is horrible. Horrible!

Yeah… I’d beat the shit out of him. I’d give that prick such a thrashing.

I fucking hate him.

-Kick him into next week. -I’d kill him.

So what about us?

Beer tonight?

I can't, I've got that audition in the morning.

Oh, right…

-Oh, I forgot, you're actually a thespian. -Shut it.

You talk about it so much, I thought it already happened.

No, it's tomorrow.

I had to memorize ten pages, man.

Well then, you're fucked anyway, right? Don't even bother.

It will never be perfect.

Maybe I don't know what color… what color suit I should wear…

Fuck.

How much… how many flowers and candles to buy,

but there's one thing, one thing… I know for sure

and that's that…

Fuck's sake!

-Hi! -Hey, darling, how's it going?

Yeah, it's going okay.

Nah, it’s not going at all.

And what about you, how did it go?

Don't get me started. It was awful.

Hey, girls! Here I am after the world’s best photo shoot.

Back home, and we both send you a wave!

-Hey, turn it off. What are you doing? -What?

What what?

I was just thinking… Isn't it dumb to keep hiding it?

We've talked about this already.

It's just easier to keep our profiles apart until we know it's going to work out.

Cut it out, we talked about this. That doesn’t work on me, Sára, stop it.

Sára… Come on.

How about you say something in Slovak for me?

-Icicle. -Icicle. Oh…

-Snog. -Snog? Hm.

-Button. -Button, that one always gets me. Button…

Have you learned your lines already?

Don’t worry about it.

I'm serious, though.

Me too.

Hi, guys, my name's Ráda, I'm 41, and I'm

a pedophile.

So first of all I am

a pedophile.

Secondly, I am

a pedophile.

And thirdly, just so you know, I am

a pedophile.

Because anyone with a brain can see that I am obviously

a pedophile,

and I mean well.

Next!

-Good morning. -Good morning.

Have a seat, get comfortable.

OK.

-Oops, sorry. -A bit of context before we begin:

Your girlfriend, a wedding planner, is unable to plan her own.

-I know. -I'll read her lines today.

-Alright. -Ready?

"You have no idea how much work it takes before two people can say 'I do'."

I know, but that's just a bunch of rules.

Why can't we just do it right now? Right here?

Instead of always dealing with how many candles,

flowers, and ribbons we need.

The most important thing to me is that I know

who I want to take to the altar.

Because that’s…

Because, because…

Thank you, thank you. That's enough.