Louie

Oh my gosh!

I got a tea set!

Ahh!

Oh!

Look, it's a blue monkey Santa brought me!

Aww, just like I asked him for!

Sir, I need a blue monkey.

I need a blue monkey.

Oh Daddy, look!

She's beautiful.

What the hell?

What the hell?

What happened to your eyes?

Jesus.

Come on, come on.

I got it, I got it.

I got it.

Okay...

Dammit.

Okay.

There's got to be another way through this.

Oh, shit.

Shit on my father's balls.

Shit!

Aww...

Aw, sweet Jesus.

Can you see?

You pretty, pretty, pretty...

Ha ha ha...

Oh!

Oh, come on.

Okay.

Oh shit!

Shit.

Look at the book Santa brought me.

That's actually from me.

Will you read it to me?

Sure, come over here.

"The Story About Ping."

That's Ping.

Cute duck.

"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young duck

"named Ping.

"Ping lived with his mother and his father

"and his two sisters and three brothers

"and 11 aunts and seven uncles and 42 cousins.

"Their home was a boat with two wise eyes

on the Yangtze River."

That's in China.

"Each morning as the sun rose from the east,

"Ping and his mother and his father

"and his sisters and brothers and aunts and uncles

"and his 42 cousins

"all marched one by one down the little bridge

"to the shore of the Yangtze River."

"It looks like it's so nice to live on that river.

"Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

Mom! Mommy!

Hi.

Hey. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Merry Christmas.

How are you, Patrick? Heya, man.

Hi.

Come see what Santa brought!

Okay.

Can I get something to drink or something?

Oh, no, I'm good... thanks.

Okay.

I'm sorry I can't stay longer, I just--

I don't want to be late for an international flight.

Yeah, that's okay.

When are you all returning?

January 14th.

I have all their schoolwork

and I'm in touch with their teachers.

Okay.

Can you have them call me,

maybe send me pictures if you take any?

Of course.

Thank you.

So is it like a no-go with the Letterman thing?

Oh, yeah, no.

Yeah, that's not--

Not-- Did not--

Did not get that.

That's--

Anyway.

Merry Christmas.

Thanks.

You too.

How's it going?

It's going.

Okay.

Hello?

Hey, big brother. Merry Christmas.

Hey... Hi.

Were you sleeping?

Uh, yeah, I guess so.

Bubba, it's 3:00 in the afternoon.

You okay?

I'm fine.

Are you all by yourself?

Well, do you have to say "all"?

I mean, can I just be by myself?

The kids are with Janet?

Yeah, for two weeks.

What are you doing for New Year's?

This.

Ugh, Louie, come on, don't do that.

I'm doing it.

Louie, I don't want you to be alone for New Year's.

Louie.

Debbie, I'm fine.

Happy new year, merry Christmas, I'm fine.

Listen, we are taking the kids to Mexico for New Year's.

We're going to visit Abuelita

and we're just gonna relax.

I think you should come with us.

Ah...

Debbie.

Doug bought you a ticket, okay?

All you have to do-- Debbie--

I don't want you to be by yourself.

Doug is being really nice right now.

Is that your brother? Mm-hmm.

Give me that.

Yo.

Is this Funnyman?

Hey Doug, how you doing?

Funnyman, listen up.

We're taking the kids down to Mexico to see your Abuelita.

We are staying at the Casa Grande Hotel.

It's got a heated pool, hot wings on tap.

Now, I got you first-class ticket out of that

left wing Kennedy Airport?

And you must come, I will not take no for an answer.

Doug, listen, that's really nice of you, but I--

Good!

We'll see you there.

Bye.

Hi. Hi.

Debbie, listen, I really--

I can't do it, I can't.

Well, I really hope you do.

And if you don't, Happy New Year.

Happy New Year to you, too.

I love you, Louie.

You know that.

Yeah, I know... I--

Okay, bye.

Muah!

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