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Hello and welcome to the TC Show.
No, we are not talking about Railway TC's here.
This is 'TC', Tele-Shopping Channel.
I would like to show an AV..
..to our heavy audience.
And don't mistake him for anyone ordinary.
..he's quite a heavy personality.
Our very own Mumbai boy Akhil Lokhande.
I was quite disturbed.
I always wanted to excel in even field.
But these days..
...I'm living my life in 4 XL, 5 XL, 6 XL sizes.
I always wanted to do work equal of six people.
Now when I enter any lift..
...I realize I am equivalent to six people.
I always thought life could never tread on a single wheel.
When there is a will, there is no way.
I always thought how will I pacify my kid.
I am really disturbed.
Friends, this depressing AV was shot two months ago.
Well, let's welcome..
Farhad, Sajid, is the stage firm?
Yes, absolutely.
Please welcome Akhil Lokhande.
Akhil Lokhande. Wow!
You showed up alone.
I don't see the rest of Akhil Lokhande anywhere.
Sir, now no more “I'm disturbed“.
But I am surprised.
How did this happen?
Hold on.
JO!
Jagtap Capsules!
A unique invention made of Ayun/Edic herbs.
A bottle of JC...and you're all set.
JC means... - Jagtap Capsules.
Come on.
Turn this Laurel into Hardy. - Yes, sir.
And he should look like Akhil Lokhande.
Sir.. - Stick it properly.
You're not concentrating. - Sir.
The deal was 4000, this is just 2500.
So, you didn't put on any weight for it either.
Keep this, a bottle of JC.
Go and build 16 abs.
World record. Be happy.
You've got your head in the air.
I will kill you.
Why? Are you a villain?
Villain?
Don't create a scene here. - Why, are you a jester?
Jester.
Don't test me, my hands are not tied. - Why? Are you a widow?
Widow?
Why you..
Phone's ringing.
Hold him.
Hello.
Yes, I am coming.
I said I am coming.
If I wasn't in such a hurry..
...I would've exacted my money.
Get lost. - It's important, or I wouldn't have spared you.
He pretends as if the entire world dances to his tune.
One more.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Stop it. Stop it.
Stop the rehearsals.
Music cut. Music cut.
Remove all the male dancers..
..keep the female dancers.
Boys, pack-up.
Girls, come in the front.
What do you mean by "Girls come in the front" Remo sir?
You think you can throw us out whenever you like?
I know, I'll break your teeth?
Why, are you a dentist?
Dentist?
I'll crush you. - Why, are you tobacco?
Tobacco?
I'll will gut you. - Why, are you Hajmola?
Hajmola, why you..
Let go. Let me go.
Hold him.
Hello? Coming.
Let me go. - If I didn't have to leave urgently.
...I would've exacted my money. Understand.
Get lost.
It's important or I wouldn't have spared you.
Let go.
Let go. Important?
He pretends as if he'll build a big empire.
Lord...
So Borivali team has set a target.
..of 120 runs for Dombivali's team.
And Dombivali team's opening batsman.
..has arrived on the crease.
One.. Two.
Howzat!
What?
Where did you get him from?
It touched my bat.
He'll even give a cripple LBW out.
Now go. - Sir, it hit the bat.
Be quiet, or I'll give you out aswell.
Howzat!
Howzat!
Howzat!
Howzat!
Howzat!
Howzat!
Howzat!
Here's your money.
Akhil, you really stirred up things today.
Really!
What can I do? I have to get to my other job..
But this is not done.
Your days of raising fingers are over, boy.
Now I will lift my hand. - Why? Are you a beggar?
I will send you back on a stretcher?
Why? Are you a compounder?
I am going to malign you.
Why? Are you a rag-picker? - Rag..
Let's take care of him!
Now say. Come on.
Here. Keep one note.
Hey... - Hey!
Don't hit. - Let's go.
Now get to your other job.
Other work.
Feels like you've married to your work, not me.
Each day I would kindle my desires..
..on the threshold of hopes.
And today's ‘Kan/achauth’.
The biggest day in your wife's life.
Most important.
And you came late even today.
Why?
You made me your wife.
So why did you do this with me?
Why?
Parvati , actually...
...work is just an excuse.
There's someone else in my life.
Kavyanjali.
Dear, please try to.. - Enough!
Enough! Enough!
“Virtuous bonds, made for eachother“..
...all these are just too good to be true.
But the truth is... I am just your throw-away.
All I wanted was one smile of joy.
..in my own beautiful world of dreams.
But you've proved..
..our union is no longer justified.
Cut it. Very good shot.
Bunch of freeloaders.
Hi.
Our date was fixed before my shoot.
And I am sorry.
What are you doing?
Well, I feel like taking you to an expensive place today.
Where?
Petrol Station.
Because there's nothing more expensive than that.
Uncle, ball.
Thankyou.
You know, my life's like this football.
Whoever comes, kicks me and gets ahead.
You'll achieve your goal through these kicks, Akhil.
And I know what your goal is.
To help your father get better.
Poor guy's been in the hospital for a year.
You work day and night to cover his expenses.
But just watch.
Someday he'll be absolutely fine.
Really?
I swear.
Thanks.
Hey.
Forget it. Thief.
Are you hitting on me?
Do I look like a ruler to hit on you.
Will you stick to me? - Do I look like Fevicol to stick to you?
Kiss me? - Am I Emraan Hashmi to kiss you?
"Someone dwells in me all day."
"My days and nights are lost in her."
“Someone feels so close.“
"As if my head beats in him."
"There's no cure to... what I've been struck with."
"Someone touched my head."
"Whose sights do I owe it to?"
"If anyone asks, I'll say it's you."
"If anyone asks, I'll say it's you."
“I'll tell everyone that it's your effect.“
"If anyone asks, I'll say it's you."
"If anyone asks, I'll say it's you."
"Someone knocks on my heart."
"..comes in and stays there."
"What's this sin that has no atone?"
"Someone touched my head."
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