My Amanda

Everybody thought we'd end up together, right?

Yuck!

You're so full of yourself. I know you from head to toe.

You only shower once a week, so I never took interest.

Says the person with the worst reputation.

Do you remember the first time we met?

Yeah, it was at one of Francis's parties. There was a lonely woman in the room.

That was one woman you would never, ever forget.

How could I forget?

You were giving someone a flying kick!

I was simply demonstrating how I kicked my ex,

- the one that gave me a black eye. - Right.

You had shades on, a miniskirt,

and your undies were showing... red!

Lace undies, mind you!

We ended up talking about my life the whole night.

At the end of the night, you drove me home.

That nothing happened that night?

We didn't even kiss.

Maybe tonight?

I'll miss these moments, Fuffs,

moments when all we did was look at the stars and talk all night.

- Why? - It's been more than ten years, right?

I mean, I'm getting married soon. How would that work?

So what?

You could make time if you want, Fream. I'll always be around.

Who would've thought a guy would ever take me seriously?

Yeah, who'd have thought?

This gorgeous face? Of course!

I really want to talk to Kelvin, to tell him I feel bad for him.

You're crazy.

No, really. How did he propose?

He can still back out if he wants to.

- Whose side are you on anyway? - His!

You liar!

I know you, Fream. He's no match for you.

You think so?

Look.

Remember... and never forget.

Fuffs, I love you, but that's just beyond cheesy!

Don't be silly. I got it from here.

What's this?

- Who's the "you"? - How would I know?

I'm still on the 24th letter.

- Stop it. - Why do I bother?

I'm being serious here, and you're making fun of me.

Fuffs, promise me.

Whatever happens...

It's all up to you.

You're the one becoming part of a new family.

Come here. Come here.

You know what, Fream? We're like stars.

There will be nights when you don't see them.

Was that another quote from 1001 Letters for You ?

No. That one's from me, you idiot.

Why did you choose engineering?

Why did you ever listen to your dad?

If I were you, I'd take a writing course

and then write a book called 1001 Letters for Amanda .

- Letters for who? - Me. Who else?

Who has a friendship like ours?

Just write how many times you tried to save me, take care of me.

But you always had feelings for me.

Come here. I'll take care of you... and get rid of you.

If I had to write a book, it wouldn't be about you.

- Why not? - Why would it be?

I'm the only constant thing in your life.

But I'm always here...

They say everything has a reason.

In a world as vast as this one,

I often think about why we were brought together.

Life has taken me to many places,

but the stars guided me and led me to you.

The right opportunity, the right time.

I'm sure this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Do you think that car is going to make you more attractive?

No.

Do you really think those shorts make you look hotter?

I can take them off if you want. I'm wearing lace panties.

I'm going home.

Why? No one's telling me what to do.

That's one good thing about your breakup with Kelvin.

Shit, don't rub it in!

Wait, come here.

Save your tears for the beach.

- When did you learn to play the guitar? - I'm about to.

I need to learn "Through the Fire"... to sing it and play it.

When I do, I'll be okay.

Here.

Leave me alone!

I left you alone with your 1001 Letters for You nonsense.

- Let's go. - Here we go again.

Are you ready?

Fuffs, it's not 1001. It's 995!

Who told you to count the songs?

I felt like it, to check if they're honest.

It's bullshit!

Maybe a man wrote this.

Because men don't keep promises.

Hey!

Take it easy there.

Did you ever check if it really had 1001 letters?

Of course not.

I'll count them. I have trust issues.

You're crazy enough to do it.

I'm not crazy. I'm one of a kind.

There's no one else like me in this world.

Thank God for that. I couldn't handle two Amandas.

You have a caller.

Why did you reject the call?

Did you two get back together?

She wants to take Pancho.

Out of nowhere, she wants Pancho.

Hold on a second.

Why does she want Pancho?

Why? What for?

Pancho's not a toy for you to toss around.

What does she know about hamsters?

She can't even touch it to pet it.

I don't think you can pet a hamster.

No? Maybe she wants to pet the hamster inside you.

Shut up. I can handle this.

Thank goodness! Some peace at last.

Let me just put on my bra.

It's not like you have to. There's not much to cover up.

Come on. Please write a book.

1001 Cruel Words for Amanda.

- You're wearing it like that? - Why not?

- Would you be ashamed of me? - Who wouldn't be?

Fine. I'll wear it inside.

I don't need you judging me.

- Damn it. - What's up?

She took Pancho.

She said she bought it. She has some nerve!

How did she get in your condo? You gave her a key?

It's not right though. She's being petty.

Who gives you something, then takes it back?

She's screwing you over.

- I'll text her now and cuss her out. - Sure, sure.

I can't do that to her. I love her.

I loved all your girlfriends like sisters, and they loved me back.

I've lost so many sisters because of you.

But I'll choose you no matter what, even if it's your fault.

Excuse me. Why is it my fault?

I can't seem to do anything right.

You're right. This time, it's her fault, 'cause she's a psycho.

Fream, she told me it was okay for us to take things slow.

Of course she did. But you two aren't getting any younger.

She was probably wondering if she was deserving of you.

'Cause you're clueless about commitment. You're so annoying!

Fuffy. Can you text later?

Texting won't bring your hamster back.

Fine. If you're all worked up, pull over.

I'll get out and take a bus to Manila.

I'll get Pancho back. You go ahead to Nana's house.

Can I fix this mess with this animal first?

Which animal... Pancho or Marie?

Is that so?

What the hell are you doing?

You won't stop driving. You won't stop texting.

Now your world has stopped.

It's my turn for some peace, 'cause you've been stressing me out all day.

And you won't be able to drive 'cause you'll be distracted by my body,

which is adored and desired by 99.9%...

- Hey! Give it back! - You asked for it.

You're an exhibitionist?

People can see us.

Stop the car. Stop it.

Don't do this. Cut it out. I beg you.

- I'm not a trophy. - Yes, you are a trophy.

You look like Oscar.

You bastard. Give it back!

Oh, my God.

I just wanna say how lucky I am.

You're mine, and I'm going to take care of you.

You're the light of my life,

a light that I have to hide for now.

I'm not here to take anyone's place.

But you won't regret giving me the chance to look after you... until the end.

Anytime.

- Sir TJ! Sweet ride. - Oscar.

Good afternoon, Sir TJ. We missed you.

I'm the grandchild of the owner.

I don't think we've met.

Nana's inside.

Lisa's picking on me again.

See? Even your own family has issues with you.

Thank you, Oscar.

Do you have an issue with me, too, because I look like Oscar?

No. You said you're perfect, right?

Do you want me to kiss you and wipe away all your problems?

Do you want me to kill you to wipe away all my problems?

- Stop messing around. - I knew we'd end up together.

Come here, and I'll end you.

Nana, help me.

- Come on, I dare you. - Stop, both of you!

- She's so gross. - Why didn't you stop me?

You're fuming over a little kiss?

Stop it. That's not how a bride-to-be behaves.

He left her.