Upload

You're gonna love my new place.

I got a sweet deal because the previous occupant died

and no one found him till he liquefied.

Mm. Can we talk about my interview?

Because my résumé says I have experience in game design.

Yeah, I know. I wrote it.

Yeah, but Horizen knows

I only have experience in customer service.

So how am I supposed to fake...

Shorty, you're not gonna get the job.

Don't call me that.

We're just trying to get you on the IT floor

so you can drop a few Ring Drives around.

Somebody picks one up, plugs it in,

we get access.

Easy peasy.

I think I'd be good at design.

Chillax. Oh, my God.

You want me to lower the seats into sleep mode?

- Oh, God. God, no. -

It's gonna be hard to chillax like this.

It was a crazy party, Mom.

Yeah, everyone's food was totally customized.

David Choak gets off on eating exotic things,

and his dessert was some fruit

that went extinct with the dinosaurs.

But... Mom, enough about me. How are you doing?

Well...

The rent was due again and I didn't have it.

Oh, God.

Listen to me, I'm sorry, Mom.

- I don't know what I'm gonna do. -

Well, should I talk to Ingrid about a loan?

No. Can we not have this conversation in front of...?

Oh. Uh, yeah. She's not paying attention.

I never really got it until we started living together, but...

she just kind of zones out a lot.

You are coming down with a UTI.

Hug Suit suggested usage is maximum six hours daily.

Okay, Mom. Don't lecture me.

You're a toilet. Okay? You're...

You're a fucking toilet.

The lowest of the low.

I'd send you money, Mom, but...

I still can't work here. It's illegal.

- I have an idea for your mom. -

The gig economy.

Yeah. Errand Hamsters or Job Gerbils

make two percent on orders, plus tips, sometimes.

Tip-Tips all the time. Right?

No. Yeah, of course. For exceptional service.

What does a Job Gerbil do exactly?

Uh, pick stuff up and bring it to you.

Like a golden retriever?

Golden Retriever? Uh...

Oof. Viv.

I doubt that you could get hired by Golden Retriever.

They are very selective.

Start with Gerbil.

My mom's flat broke. She could lose the apartment.

- Crab legs. - Ooh. Yes, please.

Kannerman owes me money for my code, but if I ask him for it,

- he'll know I got my memories back. - Mm.

I made a deal with the devil.

- Can't even get paid. - Yeah.

Wish I could help, man.

I'm broke, too. My Purple Heart Grant

only covers room and board.

We need to make some money.

Tell me about it.

Can't even sell our blood down here.

What's up, Yang?

Never noticed these little windows in 2Gigs before.

Oh, they're new.

We're supposed to drool at the luxuries

and get our relatives to upgrade us.

That's cruel. Here.

Have an éclair.

Oh.

- Ow! - Thanks for trying.

I just wanted a peek before my data ran out.

Wake me up when Freeyond opens, right?

That's so unfair.

You're gonna be stored on a backup drive

while these guys sit around with more data

than they could use in a lifetime?

Hey, waiter.

I've had Indian, green and Congo.

I need the next peacock.

I'm sorry, sir,

but you've already tried every type of peacock.

Well, what's next?

Um...

Bring me a penguin.

P... Penguin it is.

- -

Oh.

Don't use it all in one place.

Thanks, Nathan.

I'm gonna think so hard with these.

I might even daydream!

Okay.

- That was awesome. - Yeah, that felt really good.

Steal from the rich, give to the poor.

That's some Robin Hood shit, man.

That was my favorite movie when I was a kid.

Me, too.

If we're gonna do this,

I can't be Friar Tuck.

I had a bowl cut when I was in second grade,

and I was a little husky.

Kids can be mean.

Oh. Dude.

Okay. Job Gerbil,

you are going to pretend to be me,

so that I can take a break from pretending to be dead.

Cove? Aeon? Lakeview?

Lakeview. Obviously.

'Kay, here's everything you need to know about my boyfriend.

- Your profile said that you teach kindergarten? - Mm-hmm.

That might come in handy.

Just try and get him out of his room

and away from... Luke What's-His-Name.

Oh. And if you tell on me or fuck him,

I will know and zero stars will be the least of your problems.

'Kay? I will ruin your life.

Do you understand?

I mean, others have gotten there before you, but yeah.

Okay, great. Any other questions?

Is...

Oh, yeah.

I washed it, twice. Sorry.

Just 'cause your...

Just 'cause the toilet told me what happened to you and...

- Don't listen to the fucking toilet. - Well, it... Okay.

It's a fucking toilet.

You're a fucking toilet!

Ingrid has a yeast infection.

Proceed with caution.

Shut up.

Home sweet home.

This is exciting.

Never had a female roommate.

Or visitor.

Ivan, what the hell? Why is your Roomba wearing panties?

Just added a couple sexbot upgrades.

I don't want to brag, but...

she's six different kinds of fuckable.

- Huh. - Nothing hotter

than a French maid, am I right?

Give it to me, papa.

Oh, baby. Stop.

Uh, you know what? I'm getting a call.

Call Mateo.

I just sent you my location pin.

I may end up killing Agent Cheeto.

So...

Oh, hey, um,

do you want me to make up the couch? Or, uh,

my bed is through that door.

Full size bed.

With a lock on the door?

Uh-huh.

Great.

Here's a gig

for you.

And a gig for you.

Where did all this come from?

Nobody knows.

The card said "Robin Hood."

- It's cool to see all the happy faces, huh? - Yeah.

Yeah.

Wonder who Robin Hood is though.

Uh, sorry, guys.

I don't have any more.

Well, then...

I'm going to the torrent.

He really should've gone first.

Hi, Detective. Hi.

Can I get you anything? A-a drink, perhaps?

Oh. Of course. You're on duty!

Dumb Lucy.

How 'bout a snack?

I'm good.

I'm just... taking a look around.

Well, you just let me know.

We're all willing to help in any way.

So... yeah.

I'll just be in my office.

Who's that guy?

He is some kind of a cybercrimes detective.

Apparently, he has a warrant to look around.

So that's... just what he's doing.

Well, it's a good thing we don't have anything to hide.

That... is...

correct.

Put this in the storeroom for me, will ya?