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Hey Dennis it's me

Hey dude, you're back already, or what?

You got a minute?

Is Erik around?

Yes, he is here, already asked for you. Should I go get him?

Listen to me really quick, it's important.

OK

I'm totally screwed!

The bloody French ripped me off!

Stuff, cash, van, it's all gone, the whole shebang

Now I'm stuck and completely fucked

They even took my cell phone. Rotten gypsies, damn rats!

OK

And where are you now, in France or...

I'm in a dump somewhere close to the border

Meh. Right out in the sticks

Mhm

Dennis...

I won't get off cheaply

You got that?

Listen...

You're my cousin. You're the only one I can still trust

You've got to help me!

Ya .. Eh.. I...

Dennis!

Dennis, Yes or No?

Yes or No, Dennis?

- Of course I'll help... - Will you help me Yes or No?

Of course I'll help you

I've got that shoe box

Go to my place, in the kitchen, right next to the sink

there's some scrap paper and empty bottles

behind that, at the wall, there's a shelf

there's a shoe box on it

Understood, shoe box...

Send that one by mail!

Send express! Someway it's fast

What kind of shoes?

There are no fucking shoes in it, you dumb-ass! Damn, try using your brain!

At least I should know what kind of shoes

I don't want to accidentally grab some sandals and...

then they are the wrong slippers

Do I look like a damn hippie, who wears sandals or what?

There's just a single shoe box!

I don't know what kind of shoes are in it, doesn't matter

OK

Whatever, sandals or not. All my money is in that box and no shoes!

If you aren't sure open it and look into it

Then you'll know whether It's the right box

I understand. Now I understand

And where should I send it to?

I can do It during lunch break, but I need to know where I have to send it to, to what address

To what address, dude?

Lake Constance

I'm heading off to Lake Constance!

Lake Constance, what do you want at Lake Constance?

I used to know a chick, Barbara I think

Ok Barbara, and what's Barbara's address?

First I have to get there and figure out where she lives

And then I'll let you know where to send it

I haven't seen her in a while I have to figure everything out first

Then I'll call you and tell you where to send it

But now get yourself to my place and grab that box

Ok, and how do you get to the Lake Constance?

I'll manage that!

RAT KING

Hello?

Hi!

How much is it to rent a trailer?

You were already looking in the right spot!

You'll find all you need on those signs

I'd like to think you are able to read

Or maybe not...

What?!

Nothing

58â,¬ or what?

Plus 150â,¬ deposit cash up front

Can I make a call somewhere?

Yes absolutely there is a phone, but just for registered guests and staff

So. How long do you wanna stay?

A couple of days A couple of days. So two?

A couple of days - A couple of days, that means two days to me

I don't know yet!

You just said you want to stay "a couple" of days

"A couple" means two to me

A couple, two people

A couple of beers, two beers

A couple of days, two days

So I'll get 150â,¬ deposit and your ID

So that's the reason I came here. I wanted to speak with you about something

Oh, you want to talk with me about something?

- Yes! - Yes

That's the reason I'm here. I had...

I'm in an uncomfortable situation. I just arrived last night...

got robbed. All my documents are gone

My wallet is gone. So I came here to ask you...

If you could stay for free

No. Of course not!

Of course not! How could I even think

But?

I just thought about if I could...

I wanted to ask you if I could have a packet sent to this address?

- No! - What?

No. Absolutely no way - What no?

No. No means no!

That is forbidden and I tell you why. Specific example:

Somebody has a bomb sent to them

And the bomb explodes while I'm opening the packet

Then I'll have stumpy arms!

How should I do my job then?

Look at this: Calculator!

Tell me, are you kidding me, or what?

Do I look like I'm kidding?

Is this your campsite?

This is my campsite, since 2008

You know what...

I suggest you... to sign into the guest book

Then you can have your super very important packet sent to a friend

In your best handwriting!

What?

In your best handwriting. I have to be able to read it

Cursive, please!

Adolf Hitler

Very funny!

Give me my pen back!

Which pen?

The pen I just gave to you

I don't have your pen

Oh... then... you know what... keep the stupid pen and get out!

Oh, goodness!

Goodbye!

Fuck you! Son of a bitch!

Auto shop Koenigs Tiger

Dennis it's me

What's the situation, are you at Lake Constance already?

Yes I am, but I still have to figure out about the damn address

I just wanted to rent a trailer at the campsite. It didn't work cause I was short on money

And I have to deal with a square...

Wait a second...? You are on a campsite... In a trailer, dude?

How mangy is that?

How mangy is that? What else should I do in my situation?

Whatever... you could mug somebody. That's never been a big deal for you

Do I look like a damn criminal walking across the campsite, robbing old people?

If something happens I'll get arrested, they send me to Düsseldorf and then...

What about Erik, did he say something?

Erik is kind of nervous already. He tried to call you a few times and...

the customer didn't give any response as well

Of course, because they ripped me off, I told you that!

- So you've got an address for me? - Give me your cell phone number

015... 01755379896

Dennis...

Thank you, dude! Thank you!

You're welcome

I also have a private trailer you could rent

So this is the trailer. I lived here myself before

Back then I was working at the kiosk, but then I started working at the laundromat

And then I bought a new one. So I just live next door

And what about the garden goblins... there's quite a lot!

And what's the bar for?

I'd feel a bit like being in jail

That's because of the robber bands. They are around here

Robber bands?

Mhm. At night, they put little tubes...

through the windows. And then they turn on the gas

And as soon as everybody is numbed, they rob them

That's why

Did it happen to you, too?

No

I'm Ellen, by the way

Hi, I'm Rene - Hi

So how much would it be...

in total, with everything included... all inclusive or whatever it's called...

If I rented the trailer?

20€

20€

Yes... Well I mean...

Don't you wanna see the inside?

Sure

OK - Ok!

Pure luxury camping

So I still have that...

I... got robbed yesterday...

When I arrived

They took my bag, my money...

I, of course, called home straight away, and told my friend

He'll send me a packet with the most needed things

So, .. would it be a big deal if I gave you the money tomorrow?

So as it's off the books, that's not a problem at all

Ehm... If you do me a favor

Which is?

Come along

So, .. in this tree...

there is a murder of crows, making noise all the time

So, not right now, I don't know why

Normally they're always there

And it's so annoying

And I don't wanna have them blown away

And I hate scarecrows

That's why I thought about taking that gnome...