The Good Guys

Hey!

Freeze, punk!

The next one of these goes in your worthless perp ass!

I'll tell you,

if there's anything I hate more than a thief...

it's running.

Spicy!

Spicy in my eyes!

Where are ya? I can't see!

Aah!

Aah!

I can't see! I can't see!

Aah!

Aah!

Dallas police department!

I am commando-ing this vehicle!

Please exit the vehicle!

Get out! Thank you.

All right.

What is... is this automatic or stick?

It's... it's an automatic! Are you okay to drive?

It's an automatic? Yeah. What are you...

Uh...

Okay, so, just so I'm clear,

you commandeered a civilian vehicle,

then drove down the street completely blind...

in pursuit of a suspect.

And I caught him.

I caught him.

And he was caught. You're welcome.

I'm over here. You're welcome.

Okay, so in your world,

I'm happy that you veered up onto a sidewalk,

destroyed a dozen parking meters,

and then collided with an ice cream truck?

Distracting the suspect...

so that he lost control of his moped thingy,

whereupon my partner arrested him.

Dan, you caused thousands of dollars worth of damage,

and, not to mention, endangered the lives...

of numerous innocent pedestrians.

Please! I was in complete control the entire time.

Okay then.

You're suspended. What?!

Both of you. What?!

On my desk, guns and badges. Now. Effective immediately.

Oh. Lieutenant, with all due respect,

why am I being suspended?

I didn't do anything! Exactly.

You had an opportunity to strangle him...

before he got in the car, and you didn't.

So, therefore, guns and badges on my desk, gentlemen.

This is bullcrap.

I don't need my eyes to bust a punk.

The only sense I need is my cop sense.

Oh!

Well, all in all, I got to call that a win.

A "win"?

Dan, we got suspended for a week.

That is a loss.

That is a blowout loss.

Come on, you're acting like you've never been suspended before.

I have never been suspended before.

Well, look, every cop goes on "vacation" once in a while.

It's the department's way of saying...

you've been working too hard,

chill out, recharge your batteries.

Dan, this is not a vacation!

This is a serious black spot on our careers.

Sounds like you need a beer.

How about we pick up a six-pack...

and decompress in my thinking room?

Your "thinking room"? Yeah, no.

That sounds like getting drunk at the carousel.

No, thank you.

Well, we got to make a game plan for our vacation.

You know what?

We don't have to do anything.

'Cause if there is one bright spot in all of this,

it's that whatever idiotic, stupid, boneheaded thing you do tomorrow,

it won't be my problem.

That's no way to talk to your partner.

We're not partners, Dan.

Not this week.

I'm on vacation.

Hey, I... I'm not the enemy here!

We may be on vacation, but the bad guys aren't!

There is much work to do, comrade. Come.

We need to do this deal as soon as possible.

Today.

We'll see about that.

First thing I need to know is who I'm dealing with.

We are known in certain circles as "the Georgians."

You don't sound like you're from Georgia.

I am from Democratic Republic of Georgia.

My associate, buck, is from Atlanta.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Georgia, Georgia.

Yes, is... Is very funny.

Everyone makes joke.

We hooked up doing smugglin' runs out of the Gulf.

There was this kingpin down in Mexico...

was asking for "the Georgian."

I-I thought he was talkin' about me,

and Nikolai thought he was talkin' 'bout him.

We both show up, make team.

Rest is history.

Anyway, we got raided by the feds last June,

and Nik's cousin Sasha got pinched,

and we've been a man down ever since.

Our contact, he said you are capable...

of breaking a man out of prison.

Is this true?

I can bust your buddy out.

I can bust anybody out.

For a price.

Then give us price.

That depends on who you want sprung, don't it?

Who is it we're talkin' about here?

We want our Sasha back.

Ooh, baby.

Says here this fella killed an FBI Agent with his bare hands?

Bit a fella's ear off?

What do y'all want with a psycho like this?

Sasha is not psycho.

He is hero.

He is like a ray of light in this dark world.

Aah!

Aah!

Sasha, hurry!

Go!

You are too good for this world, Sasha!

Every night I see his face looking back at me.

His big, noble hands...

crushing the life out of the FBI Agent.

Now the joy of smuggling is gone.

My heart is breaking.

If we don't spring Sasha soon,

we might as well just pack it in and head on back to Georgia.

Or possibly Georgia.

Yeah, I get your point.

Well, sir, you want a fella like your buddy out of the joint,

it's gonna cost you some real money.

You gotta be kidding me...

We ain't got this.

Then I guess you could have figured out the way you live with a broken heart.

- Hey! - Hey!

- Said I'd find you here. - Yeah, I guess I...

Needed to blow off a little steam.

Nice ??

Thank you.

How are you?

My day's going pretty crappy.

So I was actually coming by to see if you wanted too...

Do some fun, later.

Get a drink or something.

I mean as friends.

We can do that still, right? As friends?

Yeah, have fun? Yeah, yeah.

I'm tons of fun.

Well, ah, I'm two-thirds fun, one-third danger.

That right?

You okay?

Just more Kyle stuff. You know.

The point is that we had a fight,

and we are not speaking at the moment.

Do you mind?

No. Be my guest.

It looks like we could both use a little fun.

Julius grant! Dallas police department!

We got the place surrounded!

I am on vacation!

I got a cooler full of beers in the car.

Looking for a little quality snitch/detective time.

Dan. Son of a...

Julius.

What the hell happened to you?

What the hell you think happened?

It looks like you got punched in the face really hard.

Oh, no, no, no.

Man, you said I had two weeks.

That's right. So?

It's been 13 days.

I don't think that's right.

I borrowed the money on the 5th. Today's the 18th.

Wait, no, the 5th was a Monday.

No, I borrowed the money on a Tuesday, okay?

Today's Monday, which means that it's been 13 days.

You're a day early.

Well, consider this a courtesy reminder visit.

Okay. Just... you know, next time,

you just give me a call, okay?

50 grand.

In cash.

If I don't see it by tomorrow...

Snip.

Ouch.

He'd really do that?

Yeah, man.

He's threatened to take my, uh,