Robinson Crusoe: The Wild Life

A tisket, a tasket, a biscuit for me breakfast...

Come on, Cec, stop your blabbing.

We're... Almost there!

Look, Rufus, shadow puppets.

I haven't had me breakfast yet, either.

Ratter!

Whoa!

Shadow puppets?

Seriously, mate,

you are one kidney short of a meat pie!

Uh, I was just...

Ah!

What the... Oh!

Get off of me, ya good-for-nothing fleabag of a cat!

A sailor can't even get a night's sleep without some...

Blimey! Signal fire off the starboard bow!

Signal fire! Starboard bow!

Cap'n? Cap'n, wake up!

You wakey, wakey!

Ah! Attack!

Board the ship. Take no prisoners.

Oh. Oh, Bosun, it's you!

Yeah. Sorry to be wake you, Cap'n,

but there's a signal fire on a small, uncharted island

off the starboard side.

What course of action shall we be taking?

Let me have a look.

Hmm. Some sort of house on fire.

What's this?

Fire a broadside,

drive those bloody beasts off!

Aye, aye, Cap'n.

Then go and bring back whoever he is.

And Bosun,

make sure they leave nothing behind of any value.

Will do, Cap'n.

Oh...

Humans?

What's yer go-by, fellow?

Crusoe...

Robinson Crusoe.

Oh, looks like them wild beasts nearly had ya for dinner!

Lucky we found ya when we did.

No, they are my...

Hold on a second, lad!

Let's have a look in there.

Aw!

Not a single gold tooth in his head.

On. Pity-

Pirates?

You be one lucky bloke.

Crusoe, is it?

I'm in your debt, Captain.

Nay, 'twas me eagle-eyed night watch who done saved your hide.

Away with ya, you blasted bird!

No, Captain, he's with me.

No, Captain, he's with me!

A talking parrot?

What skulduggery is this?

Taught him to talk yourself, did ya?

Yes, Captain.

Drink up!

That'll stir your stumps, mate.

Now, tell me more about this island of yourn.

Is there anything of, shall we say, value on it?

All I can say is that I was shipwrecked, marooned,

fending for myself with nothing but time and very few skills to survive.

Sorry about that.

I see the bird has taught you how to drink as well.

That's not very polite, Tuesday.

You'll have to wait outside, I'm afraid.

Fending for myself?

Really?

Listen, you two want to hear the true tale of Robinson Crusoe?

Oh! Oh, sure.

We're all ears, or at least Cecil here is.

Hey, come on, Ruf.

It all began like every other day before Crusoe came to my island.

Just another day in paradise.

Every day was the same.

Beautiful turquoise water,

blue skies and lots of delicious fruit. Mmm.

Sounds perfect, right?

Boring if you ask me.

How much paradise can a bird take?

I really wanted to get off this island.

Let's see what's been washed up today?

Of course, more of these.

Oh!

What's this?

This could be promising.

- Hey, guys! It's luau time! - Yeah, yeah. Be right there.

Yee-haa!

Oh!

Hi, Rosie!

Check out these delicious treats!

Gorgeous. Just gorgeous!

Just look at all those bugs.

Mmm. The beetles are the best.

Crunchy on the outside with a soft, gooey centre.

Hey! Where did it go?

- My kind of bug. - You thief!

Carmello, that wasn't very nice.

Aren't you joining us for our luau today, Mak? We're all here.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll... I'll be right there.

Do we really need a luau every day?

So what did you bring today?

I'm not sure what it is.

I meant food for the luau.

Of course he didn't bring anything for the luau.

Oh, this is beautiful! Hey, guys, guys!

I think I really found something important this time!

Check this out!

Where? What?

Scrubby, you're really going blind.

Over here.

Ooh, smells delicious.

No, Scrubby, no. It's not food!

It's proof that there's more to the world than just our island!

Here we go again.

It's true!

Can't we just eat in peace for once?

Sure, no problem,

as long as you can tell me where this came from!

- From the water. - I vote for Carmello.

I too vote for Carmello.

I too vote for Carmello!

Oh, come on, this isn't an election! This thingamabobble is... is...

ls what?

You know what I think, Mak?

That thingy is whatever you want to believe it is.

Exactly.

You are one hopeless dreamer.

Did you forget you almost died of exhaustion

flying across the ocean looking for this other world of yours?

My dear macaw, you must wake up and smell the papaya,

for this is the world!

I don't care what you guys say.

There's a bigger world out there and I intend to find it.

Look, boyos!

Our wannabe map-maker's a bit green around the gills!

We ain't hankerin' to be sharin' your lunch with ya, lad.

Sorry, I'm not much of a sailor.

You got that right.

If you're fixin' to upchuck, find your way downwind!

Ah.

Oh... Your poor stomach...

Just ye wait till ya get one of them strange islands

and ya meet your first cannibals!

Cannibals?

We made our choice to go to sea, right, Aynsley, old pal?

And I swear, I'll not regret it.

Whoa!

All right. Go and bring me something to eat!

Right, lovey. I won't fail you.

Hey, which of you lucky clucks wants to join me

for a little snack?

Here, chicky, chicky!

Come on, now,

no need to be shy, my plump little...

What business might you be having above decks?

Oh, I was, uh, just making sure

my chicken food...

friends were...

were fresh.

No, warm. Warm and comfy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hold on! Don't get your fur all in a knot.

So, then, where were we?

Knock it off! You cats belong down below.

And stay away from our chickens!

And that goes for you as well!

Who does that green-gilled landlubber think he is?

Uh, the human who threw us into the hold?

This is our ship! Wretched as it is, it's home!

Mark my word, Mal,

someday, somehow, that canine and his human will pay!

I'm with ya there, May.

They'll pay, all right.

Uh, how much exactly are we charging 'em?

That should teach them to mess with our egg supply, huh, old boy?

Eggs.

Oh, no, not again.

Buck up, boyo.

Ah, looks like we've got one doozy of a storm brewin'.

So much for a peaceful meal.

- Whoa! - Oh! Oh, nobody saw that one coming!

- Whoa! - Hang on, Carmello.

Perhaps it would be wise to move this soiree to the cave.

Let's get moving. This is going to be a nasty one.

I'm with you on that call.

And Mak, grab the pineapple!

Like we really needed this pineapple.

All hands on deck!

Get them sails down!

And secure the yardarms tight!

Get yourself below, mate!

Best you ride out the storm there!

Ah!

Oh!