Last Foxtrot in Burbank

Hey God. Don't be a sore.

You didn't piss on Brando.

Okay, mama.

Bye-bye.

Oh.

Oh no.

Oh, the shithouse, eh?

There's no shithouse paper. - Hey.

Oh.

No madam.

No madam.

No madam.

Oh, man.

Paul!

Okay.

All right!

Oh.

Paul!

Oh, Paul.

Oh, Paul.

Oh, Paul.

Oh.

Get out.

Paul?

Get outta here!

I don't even know your name.

Oh, I can't tell you my name.

Why can't you tell me your name?

Because I have too many names.

What name are you today?

Richard Burton.

Richard Burton?

You dumb little cunt.

Who do you think you're laughing at?

Haven't you ever been fucked by a Richard Burton before?

Did you ever believe, believe in your furthest imagination

that my immense pole would be poked into your part?

Mm, yes, yes, but that is not the question here.

The question is to come, mm, or not to come.

Listen sweetheart, who do you think you're laughing at?

I didn't like you when I first fucked ya

and I don't like you now.

I love Humphrey Bogart!

What are you laughing at?

Didn't I tell you not to laugh at me, you Motherfucker?

Who do you think you're laughing at?

You're laughing at the fucking star.

No, no, don't do him, he makes me scared.

I don't like Peter Lorre.

Well.

But, but the person I want to be fucked by,

uh, you can do him.

Yeah? Who?

I can't tell you.

Who?

It's Groucho Marx.

Hm.

How about Kirk Douglas?

No. Groucho Marx.

Groucho Marx, huh?

Oui.

You wait here. I'm gonna get my glasses.

Oh, that's you.

Oh?

Hi young lady.

If you say the secret word,

not only do you get this cock,

we'll give you Chico's cock.

This may lead to anything.

Entrer.

Caca.

Pee pee.

Au revoir.

Whoa.

Yeah?

Mais oui.

Mais oui.

I'm glad you're dead, you skunk fucker.

If you didn't kill yourself sooner or later,

I'd have killed ya.

Look at this place.

You see anybody here besides me?

If only the skunks you fucked were here,

the place would be SRO, sold out.

But nobody's showin' up.

You wanna know why?

Because you're a skunk fucker!

You weren't even a good wife.

You know why you weren't a good wife?

Did you ever cook a meal for me? Hm?

Why not?

Isn't that what they're supposed to do, wives?

Cook for their husbands?

But I didn't care about that.

You don't have to cook for me.

Did you have a sew for me? Hm?

Darn my socks?

I heard that once.

I don't remember where I heard it, but I heard it once.

When a woman marries a man,

that's what she's supposed to do.

Darn his socks!

In all the years we were married,

none of those things ever bothered me.

But you, you, you lousy skunk fucker.

You're a skunking, fucking skunking fucking

skunk fucker, skunky!

The one thing I wanted from you, you couldn't give me!

I wanted a child!

Oh!

Paul.

Oh.

Yeah, ma.

Stanley Beck.

Eh, Stanley Beck.

Al Pacino.

Sacheen Littlefeather.

Oh yes, Littlefeather.

Gary Cooper.

Marcus Rydell.

Ben Turpin.

Oh yes.

Jon Voight.

Oh and Faye Dunaway.

Sauvier Peugeot.

Charlie Band.

Antonio Lee.

Ele ele ele ele ele.

Mila.

George Putnam.

Donald Duck?

Listen, we've been humping a long time now

and you know, you ain't once caught my joint.

But I have never done that before.

I have no talent, you know, really.

Ha, you don't need any talents.

All you need is your mouth.

But uh...

Really you, you know, you want me to...

Come on. Whip some skull on me, bitch.

I will try.

Um, I want to ask how come I always have no clothes

and you have clothes?

I, uh, I chill quick.

Come on, dive.

Um...

I suppose when you come, you want me to swallow it?

Yeah.

Yeah I want you to swallow.

Don't you love me?

I will.

I will try.

Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh!

Charlie!

All right, all right, up.

I would rather not swallow it.

Why? What do you mean you don't wanna swallow it?

Would you really mind if I did not swallow it?

All right, all right.

Don't, don't...

Get outta here. Don't...

All right, don't. Get out.

All right.

Don't swallow it.

It's not I don't love you.

Yeah.

I really want to swallow it.

All right.

Don't swallow it.

If you don't wanna swallow it, don't swallow it.

I don't mind.

You don't mind if I don't swallow it?

Will you get outta here?

Go in the bathroom.

Hola.

It's for you.

It's your Mother.

Hello mama.

I swallowed it.

Uh, oui.

Oui?

Keep rolling.

Keep rolling.

Oh baby.

Oh yes.

Keep rolling.

Are you rolling?

You are a very bitter man.

Yeah?

You'd be bitter, too, if you come from where I come from.

I had me a rough life.

My father was a drunk.

My Mother was a drunk.

My grandMother was a drunk.