Asphaltgorillas

Everything's soaked. You said it wasn't gonna rain.

Bullshit, I said it'd rain. - You didn't. I'm drenched.

I can't go see my girlfriend like this.

Chill out a bit.

Oh no. - Oh yes.

What else do you have?

Let him go. - Forget it.

What else do you have, huh?

Hey, come here! I'm being mugged!

It's OK. We're police.

Sure, so are we.

We're really police. Beat it!

Everyone's a cop here. Police everywhere!

Are you fucking nuts?

Jeez.

Franky!

Atris.

Dude!

My Atris.

Is this your car, dude?

Yep. Get in.

Franky and I hadn't seen each other for ages.

We used to be best buddies,

although he was always getting us into trouble.

He kept trying to bump up our pocket money

with his shell game scams.

I kept watch.

But Franky never thought it through.

And I'd always have to bail him out.

Afraid not.

Police. Don't move, OK?

Help, we'll being mugged!

Leave the kids alone!

We're police. - So? You wanna lock them up?

Don't touch me! Let me see your ID.

Got the cash? - Yep.

You're the best, Atris!

For me, Franky was the best.

We also had our first romantic experiences together.

What do you want?

We heard you kiss for cash?

Do you have any cash? - A tenner. But you have to kiss us both.

Lose the gum.

Now you?

Eew! Nah, I'm alright.

He moved away after his mother died,

and we kinda lost contact.

Atris, say hi to your mom from me. - Will do.

Did you find an apartment? - Yes.

Kind of. And you're still living around here?

Atris!

Yeah, man. I gotta.

'Course you don't, dude.

What I didn't know was that Franky was deep in debt to my boss El Keitar.

Listen, smartass. If you don't pay this month, I want double.

Next month, four times as much.

Then, if you still haven't paid, eight times.

Then sixteen.

It was good to see you. - I can imagine.

I'll be in touch.

We usually meet again in life.

Sometimes it's good.

Was that Franky? - Yeah.

Sometimes it's bad.

What's his story? - No idea.

"Ever since I first ate steak and fries,

I've dreamt of having my own restaurant..."

You're late for my final rehearsal?

We open in two days. Nobody comes late!

Are you fucking with me? Huh?

The press is coming. I have to learn this shit by heart!

That some of these urban gorillas would no longer be alive in 48 hours

was never part of the plan.

You can't plan for that.

Atris?

Go tell those new Europeans to fuck off.

They just wanna make some cash.

What's that? - Nothing.

Listen up. We're in Germany. And that means order.

My guests arrive in two clays. What will they say?

I'll go talk to them. - No, you won't talk!

You don't talk to dogs. You beat them.

What are you after? - Nothing.

What do you want then?

How about you go sell around the corner, OK?

How about you fuck off? I'll sell wherever I want.

My boss doesn't like it.

Fuck off. I've been here 16 years.

Move or he'll smash your face in. - Chill, bro.

What? I sell where I want. Get me?

We're gonna fuck you up, man.

I got a gun, OK?

Where? - I got a gun!

Get it out, go on!

Where's your gun?

Where's your gun?

Where's your gun?

Don't fuck with me, assholes!

Let's get outta here.

Atris.

Get up! They're waiting. - What? Who?

Look at the state of you!

Look at the state of you.

I ran into Franky. - He's still around, is he?

Atris.

Come and sit down.

He doesn't look like the photo.

Do you have a job?

Well? Do you?

Don't sell yourself short. Here's his school-leaving certificate.

He's a good boy.

He works with El Keitar. - He has since he was ten.

Soon he'll start work with his Uncle Hüseyin in the store.

He's going to be the manager. A businessman.

Do you have AIDS?

If he works with El Keitar...

Don't you criticize El Keitar.

He paid for everything at Atris's circumcision.

And you come hereto our house, drink our tea and insult him?

I think it's best if you leave.

Yes, come on.

Atris, what's your problem with our women?

Do you want to die alone? - No.

If you don't want to die alone, give me a reason.

I just don't like black hair on arms.

I like it blonde and soft.

I understand. But it doesn't matter.

Sort yourself out for tomorrow.

Dorotha's sister has a daughter, Tatiana.

She's educated, pretty. Here's a photo.

No disabilities in the family, no crooked feet, so she's not dumb.

What do you want?

What do you want? - Nothing.

Friends may make you rich, but only a woman can get you to the top.

85...

86...

87...

Stop counting. It's driving me crazy.

Everybody does it. It's like make-up.

Anyway, I don't like it when you get all... ripped.

Honey, we need our own place.

We're about to go have a chat with Daddy.

Putin, we're going to see Plato.

Oxana, sweetie. Come in!

Franky wants to put down the deposit.

Why are you leaving me alone?

I'm your Daddy.

Don't you like it here? I'll be lonely.

Daddy, I'll come visit you every weekend.

Fine.

Why cash? Why?

We are honorable people.

Yeah.

Why is that, Frank?

Well, why do you think? Because...

Well, the, uh...

The seller would like a part...

of the amount...

a certain part to avoid being taxed.

It's the reason we can get the place so cheap. Could you tell him?

I understand.

I understand everything.

The main thing is that you're happy.

Nervous? - No.

I have to be somewhere.

If I was Spiderman, I wouldn't run around in leggings delivering pizza.

I'd get sponsors

and then go to the mayor and demand he pays me 20 million a year

to get rid of all the dealers, junkies, whores.

All of them in one go.

And where was Spiderman yesterday?

I'm just speaking hypothetically, Atris.

Whenever I'm feeling shit, I look at you and think:

"There's someone even worse off than me."

Other people watch soaps, I have you.

Stop right there!

Please, Allah. Please don't let Atris ever be rich. Amen.

I'm gonna pick her up. - Are you crazy? The car's full of coke.

Don't be stupid! - Open it.

Hey. get in!

You sure? - Yeah.

Go!

She's a shoplifter, dude!

He'll take down our license, Atris. Stop the car.

Get out, you crazy bitch. Get out!

Get the fuck...

Thank you.

Dude, Atris!

How you doing, bro? - It's your lucky day!

Shut it! - You shut it!

Shut the fuck up! - Do one.

Hey, we have vouchers. Show him.

Hey, don't...

Listen up, dude. We got 50. You save a euro on each one.

A cheeseburger! - 50 euros, dude!

Buy one get one free. - How cool is that, dude?

We only want half a gram.

It's like money! - It's not though.

We're paying double, man.

Who's she anyway? Who are you? - Let me see them.