The History of Love

once there Was a boy who lived in a village

no more,

in a house that no longer exists,

the edge of a field that no longer exists,

where everything was discovered and everything was possible.

A stick could be a sword.

A pebble could be a diamond.

A tree, a castle.

once there Was a boy

who lived in a house on the other end of the field a girl.

They invented thousands of jokes.

She was the Queen and he was King.

They collected the world in small handfuls.

once there Was a boy who loved a girl,

and her smile was a question

which he wanted to spend his life answering.

he promised that He never would love another while I lived.

THE LOVE STORY

Subpack and sync by DanDee

NEW YORK, 2008

Is open to you!

The coffee! Is already ready?

Ah! Thinking about it again!

You did not coffee.

Answer my question: You slept with her?

Is sixty years, asshole. Time to move on!

Begin to stir. Are eight hours, I want my coffee.

You slept with her or not?

Every day the same question. First, the coffee!

I'm your slave? Has a cafe downstairs.

I bet you slept, you idiot!

His short work yesterday was awful,

I spent the whole night vomiting.

So don't get if inviting to eat.

you Think I like staring at your face

and stay there with half the food?

I hate split! What are you doing?

I'm looking for a blouse, it is freezing here!

Bandoleiro! I have not created it! You are not my son.

Skirt! Now!

I have to go out.

-Where are you going? -Not your account.

The coffee shop is still there underneath.

I'm old... you'll be there sitting?

Next stop: Avenue Marcy.

SCHOOL OF ART

Already done this before?

Not.

What made you want to do this?

I Have to write this?

No, I'm just curious.

I decided to be seen every day, for at least an hour.

It is the only remedy to avoid death.

No one looks at old people. You see, if you get there.

Two hours here, I'll be at an advantage.

So, it's not for the money?

If I can be seen and to win, as I would refuse?

And how about you? You is vista?

Is? Well, do this while you are young,

because, sure, that will change.

Bag!

Not now! I'm busy!

Where are you?

In Art School, right?

-You decided to paint? -Not, I am the model.

The model naked.

Going to get naked?

Yes, and they are all looking. Ten at the same time!

Young!

You're very ugly. Mercy.

Will end up with the lesson of them and, probably,

ending the life of them!

Shot my t-shirt and my underwear also?

Yes, please, sir.

Leo!

Stay stopped.

Do not stir.

Stop moving! Let's.

We will, side by side!

Not.

Bruno in the middle, Leo to the left.

Thus it is good.

We will, decide!

-But you are so gorgeous! -You have to choose.

I'll marry Leo.

Don't get a move on!

I'll marry Leo for the first ten years.

Bruno, then, I will betroth you.

I'm not finished.

How about you, Zvi, I will betroth you to last.

You are already old, but will be the best old of all.

Experienced. Leo and Bruno will never know how to be old.

You might be dead up there.

Is so withered, that their days are numbered.

Which means that she will be my forever...

Leo, the first was very real,

I prefer when you make up your stories.

Sure, it was not very good. Just say.

And as for the second?

The second,

you invented everything. Exaggerated. It was totally unbelievable.

Okay, it was also bad.

Two novels spoiled.

Not.

You are very talented.

Why do you write?

To impress her.

Seriously.

I want to describe the world, because...

I do not know to live in a world that was not described...

-is... is very... -Lonely.

Sad?

Should write about the things not so real and not as imaginary.

Write about what you know.

You are what I am most familiar with.

You are a fool.

-I don't like to draw. -what are you doing here, then?

Making company to her.

Your parents are paying for these classes!

What does this matter to you? They are rich!

Lord! Stay still!

Someone stole my underwear!

He saw the guy on the other side?

-He was looking for me. -Oh, shit...

Whenever I got the eyes,

he was facing me, as a frog fat hungry.

I could swear that I was a piece of chocolate cake or something like that.

He is a cat and such, but I don't think that I'm going to get into that.

Some progress in making his mother have sex?

Last night, she went out with Dr. Zilberstein.

He is perfect, is nice, is smart, has a great job...

I mean, we all fall ill, and we are always getting sick...

The science will not change that.

But you know what? She returned from dinner and all she said

was that had already had conversations more animated with orangutans.

Is the third guy that I tried to tidy up! Never believe a guy for her.

By who cares?

She spends the day in bed reading, smoking and drinking tea.

She always wants to hug me and tell me:

"You, too, will be the woman most loved in the world."

She needs another person to push.

I want to say, let my brother be, "the woman most loved in the world."

-For me! -Hey, Soul! And there?

Hey, Herman!

It is the end of you. I bet that he would give us a ride.

Want a ride? -See?

Do not talk to me, OK?

If I enter in that car, I'm going to vomit. Understood? Let's go.

Would you kill to smile at him?

Now, let's go over the six thousand years in the bus.

-Hi, Misha! -And then?

Let us sit here.

I'm going to stay, no problem. Zoey has to go, she has a meeting.

I don't have a date! We've just arrived!

I'm not going to wait for you?

Of course not! Have a meeting, remember?

Want me to take the bus back alone? Now?

Is. I'm also going to pick up later.

I'll call for you.

Bye...

Chinese everywhere.

Has the notion of what makes 3,9 billion years

that the first form of life appeared on this planet?

Ugly.

The Russian culture is the richest and most important in the world.

My mother agrees with me.

of Course. Catherine the Great is still on top of me.

-She added me on Facebook. -Facebook? And the IM?

The Facebook is better.

Have you ever read Chekhov?

And Soljenitsyn?

He was in the same Gulag that their parents, was not?

I said that I had someone.

I have dropped, we are not friends.

You do not have someone!

Why never talks about his grandparents?

-Your brother still thinks he is God? -He did not think that it is God.

He thinks that he is a Lamed Vovnik. Is different.

Catherine is such a bitch. She was with all the guys in the room.

She is a waste and dumb. What is a Lamed Vovnik?

Why she chose the name of a Russian Empress?

It is an insult to the culture...

Enough already of Russia. I am the Russian here.

A Lamed Vovnik is one of the 36 sanctified

called "the Righteous" that hold the world on his back, saving him.

Why is looking at these girls, if you think so ugly?

The Russian culture is built on the observation.

Let's go for a swim?

Not brought my bikini.

Take off your sweater, you will melt.

Hello, Misha.

Hello. -Have a nice day.

Mr. Filipov.

He said to my mother that you were my girlfriend.

Hello.

You managed the "Love Story"?

Mr. Gurski, the lord asks me every week,

since I met him.

The book does not exist.

Have your phone, if it is published, I will I will call.