You, Me and Dupree

You have very beautiful toes.

Did I ever tell you that? Yes, you have.

I'm not even... I'm not even a foot guy.

They're not even webbed. Are you concentrating on the game,

or are you just lusting after the feet of your soon-to-be wife?

I'm concentrating.

Carl, it's Neil. Are you there?

No, we're not.

Carl. It's Neil. There's a problem.

There's a wedding-related problem.

All right, go. Get it.

Hey.

I hear you whispering about not answering me.

Just remember, when this is all over

it's just you and me.

Carl, if you're humping, stop, 'cause I'm coming in.

Dude, it's Dupree.

How the hell did Dupree end up on the wrong island?

Dupree was born on the wrong island.

Gentlemen, move this out of the way, please! We're coming through.

Thank you very much. Right this way, please.

Careful with the boxes.

Ten minutes ago those were supposed to be out.

Where's Mr. Thompson?

Dad, this is incredible.

We really didn't need all this.

I know. But I did.

Dupree!

There he is.

Did other people land on the wrong island?

Guys, I know I'm in the doghouse, but come on.

These islands, Maui, Cowee, Lenowi, very easy to get mixed up.

Don't worry, you're here. Don't worry.

I got my head turned around. I'm sorry.

Come here, you big lug. All right.

Thank you.

Folks, this is a bittersweet time for me.

A day that Molly's mother, rest her soul, and I used to dream about.

On one hand, I'm inheriting a new son-in-law,

But on the other,

Daddy's losing his only little girl.

Now, when Molly told me that she was gonna marry Carl,

I said, "Who?"

And Molly said, "Daddy, he works for you."

I said, "Honey, I've got 1,200 employees nationwide."

But then I started to worry.

Maybe he was some young buck trying to push me aside,

grab the reins of my company.

And then I met Carl, sitting in cubicle 26.

And I said, "You know, I like my chances."

So, ladies and gentlemen, will you raise your glass

to Molly and Carl, to health and happiness. He's funny.

Cheers.

Hear! Hear!

One! Two! Three! Carl!

Hey, everybody, listen up.

Now, wait. Just wait.

In honor of your impending nuptials,

I want to perform a feat that I've used to mark every special occasion

in our lives since at least high school.

Ladies and gentlemen, birds and bees,

I present to you the Flaming Tornado!

Honey, look who's here! Hi!

This is just a safety precaution.

Okay. Little room here. Need to focus.

Barkeep, your finest Kentucky bourbon, low-grade tequila...

I've got a mai tai.

Don't let him start till I get back... lemon slices, a funnel,

and an open flame.

Yeah!

Okay. Funnel.

Tornado! Tornado!

Open flames. Carl will have the honor.

Will the groom please light the liquid?

Carl, grab this. Carl, you got... Where...

What are you doing? Do the Tornado.

Maybe later. NEIL: No!

No. What are you doing, man?

No, we'll do it later.

Do it now!

Carl has to be here. Now!

Let Carl come and do it. Dude.

I'm doing the Tornado, bitch!

Do that Tornado!

Neil! Neil! Neil!

Oh, my God!

Yo, Tornado Man.

This one is for you, my brother.

Nice one.

Well, I guess this is where the road ends for you and me.

We had a good run, though, didn't we?

Hey, Dupree, I'm not dying. I'm just getting married.

Yeah, I know. Hey, listen.

I feel bad about, you know, earlier when I was laughing like a hyena

when Mr. Thompson was making all those jokes at your expense.

Well, they weren't really at my expense. No, no, no, they were.

It was a shot across your bow. Yeah? You think?

It wasn't that funny. I mean, it was,

but I shouldn't have been laughing, 'cause I'm your best man,

and I don't want this guy getting in your head, okay?

'Cause he's in my head a little bit.

It just... It's... I don't know. I don't want you to forget

that you're bringing something to the table, too, okay?

You've got that... That Carlness.

That little twinkle in your eye.

And you're giving it to me right now.

That little glint that says they're never gonna beat you.

They can't lay a glove on you.

And don't forget that, because you can't put a price tag on it.

End of sermon.

Well, thanks, buddy, I appreciate it.

But, you know, I really think he was kidding around.

Yeah. Guy's got a kind of a weird sense of humor.

Besides, it's not like I'm gonna be working for him for the rest of my life.

You know, I got plans of my own.

There it is. There's that Carlness.

They can't lay a glove on you, can they?

God, I admire you. I really do.

That's no secret.

Thanks, buddy. Thanks.

Oh, I wanted to give you this.

You know, for being my best man.

You got to be shitting me. It's a flask!

You like it? I love this.

Good. Hey, you know, that reminds me of the groomsmen outfits.

I really like them, but I'm wondering,

should mine be a little different since I'm the best man?

What did you have in mind?

Just like a little insignia or a patch.

I don't want people to be confused.

I'm talking something understated,

like a lightning bolt. Nothing big.

Lightning bolt? Something.

Could be cool. Yeah. I like it.

Although, it is going to be listed in the program that you're the best man.

Really? Uh-huh.

That's pretty good. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That should be enough.

Now, is Neil gonna be okay over there?

I'm seeing him, and it looks like the tide's coming up.

Neil's gonna be fine.

Bingo!

Oh, wow! How many thank-you notes do you think we have to write?

Well, I counted 111.

Honey, I'm gonna do half of them.

Oh, come on. Really? No, no, no. Really.

Dear whoever gave us this platter, I love it!

Finally a platter. Just what I always wanted ever since I was a little boy.

And now you've made my platter dreams come true.

That's perfect. And then you write 55 more just like that,

and you're done. Yeah.

Hi, this is Carl.

And this is Molly. Molly.

We can't get to the phone right now. You've reached the Petersons.

So, if you leave a message... Wait for the beep.

We'll get back to you as soon as we can. All right...

Have a beautiful day.

All right, let's do it again. No. That was really cute.

I called you Carl. It was really funny. Molly, it was cheesy.

No, it wasn't cheesy.

Give it to me. It's totally cheesy.

Give me the machine. No! It's good cheesy!

Give me the machine. No!

ID? Hey, married guy, how you doing?

Good morning, Reese.

ID? Top of the morning, Paco.

So, we're back from the honeymoon.

Oh, yeah, we...

We had a great time, sir. It was just...

It was really wonderful.

So I took a look at your proposal while you were gone.

The Oaks at Mesa Vista. You like it?

Did I like it? I loved it!

It's perfect for lot 208.

208? It's huge.

If I may, Mr. Thompson, it...

Mesa Vista is really more of a smaller, 40-unit eco-community.

Not anymore, Carl. You got to think big, you got to think bold.

You're a married man now. You're married to my little girl.

I'm fast-tracking this project. And you, sir,

you're the lead designer on it.

Excuse me, sir? That's right.

You are the lead designer.

Wow, that's... Wow, that's... That's great.

What happened to Harrison?

I had to let him go while you were gone.

I had a little problem with Rancho del Mar.

But, Carl, I believe in you.

You've got it. It's here and it's here.

Release it. Okay. I'll do that, sir.

Release it.

Wow! I can't believe it. He made you lead designer.

Yeah. Apparently, he just loved my proposal.

And it's a little bit bigger than I initially planned,

but you know, hey, maybe that's a good thing.

So, what does this mean?

Well, it means I've got my own office.

Which is really great. Oh, and it's got a view.

A view of trees and some cars. It's just terrific, and...

Living the dream, honey. Living the dream.