Body Melt

- In today's fast moving world with its

fast moving lifestyles, you owe your body

all the nourishment, energy, and sensational pleasure

it deserves.

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State of the art in health and leisure centers.

Vimuville will provide your whole family

with health and leisure programs

that will turn your annual holiday into

an unforgettable revitalisation of your well-being.

Come and find out what it's all about at vimuville.

I fixed Ryan.

He won't get far.

I gave him a little going away present.

As I suspected all along, our learned chemist

developed a moral conscience.

Expressing certain reservations about our unethical

experiments in homesville.

Poor Ryan.

He's probably accessing the files right now

on a mission to save the Guinea pigs

in pebbles court.

Don't worry.

He's pumped full of enough e-59

to kill 20 rabid rottweilers.

He won't make it 'til morning.

Homesville.

Pebbles court

noble family.

Video tape.

Cheryl and Brian rand.

Positive pregnancy.

Sal ciccone and gino argento.

Sperm donations.

Paul Matthews.

Vitamin intake.

Target number one.

Paul Matthews.

Nine pebbles court.

- You know what you guys? - And like she goes ..

Bruno sucks.

- Bullshit man, no way, no fucking way.

- Yeah man, yeah, she goes for me.

She goes for me.

- Not another Roman conquest, sal?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

What would you fucking know, Paulie?

Mr. thirtysomething?

But serious mate.

Let me tell you a great joke.

Elton John.

Homesville.

You want petrol?

Detergent.

* oi!

Fuck.

Fuck!

Fucking pill poppers.

Why can't you just get some fucking sleep?

Fucking idiot.

- Shirl! Car seventeen in homesville.

Coyote in pursuit of a road runner.

' Brian.

It's alright love.

Probably just some kids on a joyride or something-.

See dreams of a pregnant woman can get very weird.

Beware, beware.

Arsehole!

- Come on, come on, pick a fucking court.

- The first phase is hallucinogenic.

The second phase is glandular.

The third phase is oh, god.

Great.

Get down!

This your Van?

It's his.

Is this guy dead?

Have a guess.

' Gino!

Excuse me sir.

Do you need us, like for questions and stuff?

Names?

We were just...

names.

Gino argento and sal ciccone.

Anyway we were just heading off and this car...

where you going?

Opal mining.

Yeah.

Up near broken hill.

- We'll be back in about a week and a half.

Parents?

Parents.

They're off visiting some relatives.

Sam?

They'll be back in about a fortnight.

Sam, over here.

Okay, okay, skedaddle.

Could you hang on?

- Well I've got to go to the airport mate.

Oh alright alright.

Off you go then.

I'll get back to you this evening.

Whoa!

- Hey, get that bloody kid out of here.

Great way to start the holidays.

Look on the plus side Sam.

We can probably get this bloke for not wearing his seatbelt.

- The first phase is hallucinogenic.

The second phase is glandular.

The third phase is, oh god!

Hallucinogenic?

That's either bad poetry or a pretty good clue.

Could be both.

Too many drugs.

Hello?

Oh, no very good, thanks for telling me

now I've come out here.

No, yes, yes, fine, no worries, yes, good. Yeah.

Shit.

- So do you think that cop bought that shit about opal mining?

Why not?

I saw something about it on TV.

Or was it Pearl diving?

Give us a look at her photo again.

Fucking hot.

Man.

You better be right about this gino.

Sal, I'm not bullshitting you.

She said she's a fucking doctor.

We're talking sperm donations,

clean country air, and a health farm packed with women.

And we're getting paid for it.

Man.

This is gonna be Ace.

Got a fag?

Nah.

Bastard.

Fucking mongrel.

Last time he'll pull a shit act like that on me.

Never been here before.

Least it ain't raining.

Piss pours all the time in Sydney.

You from Melbourne?

Yeah, yeah.

I need a place to stay.

It's a killer machine.

It's got everything.

Chippy chippy, come on, Frankie.

Like a driving power.

Like a big fat tyre.

It's got everything.

Ah, g' day mate.

We're lost.

Yep, in the middle of nowhere.

On the knocker, padrone.

You're in a four house town called nowhere.

A little outback humour.

Well it's not on this, mate.

- I suppose that's big smoke humour.

Yeah.

Need a windscreen?

Yep-

- that one's bab and this is bronto.

And you can call me, pud.

What'll it be?

Coffee and toast?

- Nah, we's got breakfast, lunch, and tea.

Mack!

So where yous from?

Melbourne.

Where's that?

Mack!

Get out here!

Mack's the brainy one.

Paul, Paul, wake up.

Look, I know this job can sometimes be a bit boring

but this is ridiculous.

What time is it?

Are you alright?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm okay.

I thought you were out.

I buzzed you earlier, you didn't even hear me.

Some guy from the cib wants to speak to you.

Your secret life is catching up with you at last, Paul.

Look, why don't you take the rest of the day off?

I'll cover for you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This place looks like shit.

- I got lumbered with it after my divorce.

I wanted a flat.

There's a spare bedroom through there

and the shower's down there.

- Ls it true what they say about yous?

City men?

It depends who says it.

Oh shut up, dirt bitch.