Pretty Woman

...broke in right on the tour.

No matter what they say, it's all about money.

So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a savings and loan officer.

Watch. One, two, three.

See? You've got it all, and we've got nothin'.

- And you have all four. Take a look. - Oh!

But I wouldn't trust you with real gold. That's why this one's only worth about a penny.

- Hmm. - And if you wonder where the other one went, watch.

Penny from the ear. How much for the rest?

- Have you seen Edward? - No, I haven't. Great party, Philip.

Well, my wife went to a lot of trouble. She called a caterer.

- Excuse me, Anne. Howard, how are ya? - Philip, good.

Hey, I understand Edward's taking over Morse Industries.

- Yeah, well, he's not here to get a suntan. - Can I get in on it?

- Yeah, call me. - When? - Just call me.

Uh, hi. I'm Philip Stuckey, Edward Lewis' lawyer.

- Hey, where's the guest of honour anyway? - Well, if I know him,

he's probably off in a corner somewhere charming a very pretty lady. How are you?

I told my secretary to make the arrangements. Didn't she call you?

Yes, she did. I speak to your secretary more than I speak to you.

- I see. - I have my own life too, you know, Edward.

This is a very important week for me. I need you here.

But you never give me any notice. You just think I'm at your beck and call.

I do not believe that you are at my "beck and call."

Well, that's the way you always make me feel. Maybe I should just move out.

- If that's what you want, yes. - All right, when you get back to New York, we'll discuss it.

- Now is as good a time as any. - That's fine with me, Edward. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Jessica.

- Phil suggested that maybe I should take a look... - Phil is just my lawyer, okay?

- Yes, sir. - How did the Morse stock open at the Nikkei?

- I don't know. - You don't know?

Tokyo opened maybe 90 minutes ago. You have to keep on top of these things, all right?

- Done. - Hello, Mr Lewis. - Hi, hi. How ya doin'?

I want this whole thing wrapped up as soon as possible. I gotta get to New York by Sunday.

- I got tickets to the Met. - Yes, sir.

- Your coat, Mr Lewis. - Thank you.

- Edward! - Susan!

- Hi. - Hi.

- I was sorry to hear about Carter. - Oh, yeah. Thanks.

- Heard you got married. - Well, yeah, I couldn't wait for you.

- Susan, tell me something. - Yes?

When you and I were dating, did you speak to my secretary more than you spoke to me?

She was one of my bridesmaids.

Huh.

- Your husband's a very lucky guy. Bye. - Thanks. Bye.

...up to you. - Absolutely. - Wonderful.

He's leaving. Edward's leaving.

- Excuse me. - Sure.

Is this Mr Stuckey's car?

- Edward, where ya goin'? - You got the keys to your car?

Why? What's wrong with the limo?

Look, the limo is buried back there. Darryl can't get it out.

- Please give me the keys. - All right, look. I don't think you should drive.

You're a little excited. Don't drive my car. Let me work something out here.

Fellas, what kind of a system is this? Can you move these cars out of here?

- Look, Edward, Edward. Are you familiar with a stick shift? - Oh, yeah.

- Have you driven a shift? - Yeah. Yeah.

Listen... All right. Just... Just be ginger with it. Don't...

- It's a new car. Don't... - Okay, I can do it. - It's just a little... Edward!

- Give me a break, please? - I love this car.

I love it too. Look, you don't even know where you're going.

You... You're gonna get lost in the dark!

Beverly Hills is down the hill!

I don't need to fall at your feet

Just 'cause you cut me to the bone

- And I won't miss the way that you kiss me - Oh, shit!

We were never carved in stone

If I don't listen to the talk of the town

Then maybe I can fool myself

I'll get over you I know I will

I'll pretend my ship's not sinking

And I'll tell myself I'm over you

- 'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking - Maps here! Maps!

Good one.

- What do you say, blondie? - Hi, honey. Want some fun?

- Hey, baby, you lookin' for a date? - Yeah, honey, we're lookin'.

- Well, here I am. - I'm Al, and this is my friend, Joe.

Get in the car.

Well, I'm just outta school Like I'm real, real cool

Gotta dance like a fool

Got the message and I gotta be a wild one

Ooh, yeah, I'm a wild one

Gonna break the news Gonna keep on movin' wild

Gonna keep on swingin', baby I'm a real wild child

Now wait a minute. You don't seem to understand me.

That's my job. At the end of the month, I collect everybody's rent.

Now give me the money, or you're outta here.

Gonna meet all my friends Gonna have ourself a ball

Gonna tell my friends Gonna tell them all that I'm a wild one

Ooh, yeah, I'm a wild one

Gonna break the news Gonna keep on movin' wild

Gonna keep on swingin', baby I'm a real wild child

I'm a real wild one and I like-a wild fun

In a world goin'crazy everything seems hazy

I'm a wild one

Ooh, yeah, I'm a wild one

Gonna break the news Gonna keep on movin' wild

Gonna keep on swingin', baby I'm a real wild child

Welcome to Hollywood! Everybody comes to Hollywood got a dream.

What's your dream?

What's your dream? Hey, mister? Hey! What's your dream?

Have a good one.

- What happened? - Some chick. She bought it over there.

Detective Albertson. What do you know about that girl?

I'll tell you, man. I don't know who she hang with.

Come on, guy. We just pulled her out of a Dumpster in the back. Who was her pimp?

Cocaine her pimp. She a strawberry.

She be out on these streets day in, day out, tradin' her sorry self for some crack.

- And, and what do you do? - I cool.

Oh, I'll bet. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

- Excuse me. Excuse me. - Awful. - What are you, from the press?

- No, no. We're from Orlando. - Oh, I don't believe this.

Do you see... I got tourists photographing the body, Al.

I don't know what happened. A man in a blue...

In a world that can be so insane

I don't think it's very strange for me to be in love with you

I wanna know more than your brain

- Hey, Pops, has Kit been in here? - Upstairs in the pool room.

Not something that I'm expecting Now I smile for your affection

We have made a soul connection

Just for me does your bell toll

Don't be cold Show me your soul

- Yo, Viv! - Is it all gone?

Carlos, you know my roommate, Vivian. This is Angel. That's Bermuda.

I know everybody. Is it all gone, Kit?

Carlos sold me some great shit. We just had this party. I was the hostess.

I can't believe you bought drugs with our rent! What is going on with you, Kit?

- I needed a little pick-me-up. - Oh, well, we need rent money!

- Whoa. Calm down, chica. She only owes me 200 more. - Carlos!

- Another 200 dollars? - That was from way before.

That's right, 200, Vivian.

But if you wanna work off her money with me, we can work something out.

That's a very sweet offer, Carlos, but not now.

- Come on, Viv. Come downstairs. - Work out... Work out what? What do we work out?

- You really like her, Carlos? - You took it while I was sleeping?

- You were unavailable for consultation. - Hey, let's go.

Snack! Snack!

- Besides, it's my apartment. - Yeah, well, I have to live there too, Kit.

Look, you came here, I gave you some money, I gave you a place to stay,

and some valuable vocational advice.

He was on my case. I had to give him something. So don't irritate me.

This ain't a buffet, Kit!

"Irritate you"? "Irritate you"?

I just saw a girl pulled out of a Dumpster.

I know. Skinny Marie. But she was a, a flake.

She was a crackhead. Dominic was trying to straighten her out for months.

- Hey, you just knocked my drink... - Get off of her! - Leave her alone!

Don't you wanna get outta here?

Get out where? Where the fuck you wanna go?

Ah, this stuff. There's nothin' but garbage.

- Uh, excuse me. - Huh? - Can you tell me how to get to Beverly Hills?

You're here! That's Sylvester Stallone's house right there!

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Hey, yo, Rachel? - What?

- Yeah, you see the stars on the sidewalk, babe? - Yeah.

Well, Vivian and me, we work Bob Hope,

we work the Ritz Brothers, we work Fred Astaire...

we work all the way down to Ella Fitzgerald.

This is our turf. We got seniority. You better get off our corner.

Forgive me. I was just takin' a rest here. Besides, she's new.

Yeah, well, I'm old. So go rest up by Monty Hall or Esther Wilson.

- Williams. - Esther Williams, where you belong!

Back off, Kit. You know, you're really becoming a grouch.

- Am I really a grouch? - Yes. Sometimes.

Well, just 'cause I'm hungry! I'm gonna go get something to eat.

- Hey, girls! - Hey, yo, baby!

How 'bout a freebie? It's my birthday!

Dream on!

It's looking really slow tonight.

Yeah, well, maybe we should get a pimp, you know. Carlos really digs you.

And then he'll run our lives and take our money. No.

You're right. We say who, we say when, we say how much.

- Do you think I look like Carol Channing? - No, I love this look.

It's very glamorous. Glamour choice.

Oh, yo! Oh, yo! Catch this.

Wait a minute. That's a Lotus Esprit.

No, that's rent. You should go for him.

You look hot tonight. Don't take less than a hundred.

Call me when you're through. Take care of you.

Take care of you.

Work it. Work it, baby. Work it.

Work it! Own it!

Yes, you can handle this. First is here somewhere.

Hey, sugar, you lookin' for a date?

No, I wanna find Beverly Hills. Can you give me directions?

Sure, for five bucks.

- Ridiculous! - Price just went up to ten.

- You can't charge me for directions. - I can do anything I want to, baby. I ain't lost.

All right. Okay. All right. You win, I lose. Got change for a twenty?

For twenty I'll show you personal. Even show you where the stars live.

Oh, that's all right. I already been to Stallone's.

Right. Uh, down the street. Make a right.

Lights! Lights would be good here.

- This is a hot car! - It's a little, little temperamental.

- Yours? - No, it isn't.

- Stolen? - N-Not exactly.

What's your name?

What do you want it to be?

Vivian. My name is Vivian.

Vivian.