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You're awake and it's time this ship set sail.

What?

Nothing.

You don't need to avoid me.

Why would I be avoiding you?

Because you don't want to talk about her.

That's not it.

Get off me! Put me down!

Mates, then?

Whoa! Hang on.

If you tell a soul, I'll fucking kill you, all right?

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Mini, I love you.

Oh, shit!

No, no, no, no, Mins. Mins, no, wait.

I meant, I meant... Fuck!

Jesus, farmboy. Talk about ruining the mood.

Look, I think I do, though.

I think I fucking love you.

You love fucking me. It's different.

No, Mini, stop. Mini.

Mins? You in here, slut-bag?

Mins! I need some money. I know you're in here!

Er, I'm just having a piss. Give me one fucking second, OK?

Let me in! I need one, too.

Shut the fuck up!

What the fuck, Mini?

If you're doing a shit, I've lost all respect for you.

Have you been, like, fucking someone in here or something?

What? Like who, Sherlock?

Shhh.

Come on, lets go and dance.

Wait, Mini. I need a slash!

OK, I'm so sorry.

All right?

Calm, yeah?

OK, you've just got a little bit of some...

Oh, fuck!

You don't mind, do you, love?

Morning, love. Sleep well?

You're in my seat.

Morning, babe.

This is nice.

Why is he still here?

Well, I was going to run something past you, actually, sweetheart.

I think Eric should, you know, move in.

He's fucking looking at my tits, Mum!

No, I...

He was!

How can you blame him if you'll come down

with them hanging out like that?

He's a pervert.

You're asking me if I want to live with a pervert.

Don't be so dramatic.

I'm going to go.

Sit!

I mean, do you enjoy making people feel bad or something?

You're telling me that I make people feel bad? Oh, fuck this.

Don't you dare ruin this for me.

Whatever!

It's time I thought about myself for once.

I am not going to live with some random bloke I don't know.

Don't I deserve to be happy, too?

Not if it fucks me over, no.

If you do this, I'll leave.

He's moving in tomorrow.

Just deal with it.

Fuck that!

Hello.

Hello? Hi, Gregory? Er, it's me, Mini.

Mini? Mini who?

Your daughter, Mini.

Hey, Mini.

Sorry I'm late.

How you doing?

I'm fine.

We came here last time, didn't we?

You were wearing red sparkly shoes.

Pink.

Two? Three years ago?

I was 12.

12? Wow.

So, is everything OK, little girl? You sounded stressed on the phone.

Things at home... with Mum.

She's got this new boyfriend who's moving in, she's driving me mad.

Sometimes I just feel like she doesn't even want me there.

Maybe I should speak to her? See what's going on.

Anyway, let's get out of here, shall we?

Well, I'd better get back to work, so where should I drop you?

You're back at the Bristol office?

Yeah, for a while.

Can I come see you there? Tomorrow maybe?

Yeah, sure, good idea.

Mini!

Oi, oi! Mins!

For God's sake, no.

Mini, Mini, Mini!

Just drive!

No, wait, wait, wait!

Now, Gregory, drive!

Wait!

What are you doing here, farmboy?

Didn't you see me? Just did a complete ninja run!

All right?

Hi.

This is my dad.

Oh, bangin'! I didn't know you had one.

So, we're just, we're just leaving so...

I wanted, I wanted to talk to you.

About last night.

That thing I said.

After the... the thing we did.

I think you're confusing your dreams with your life again.

So, I'll see you around, OK? Drive, Gregory, drive!

Mini? Mini. Mins, stop!

Fuck! Ow! Shit!

Come in.

All right, beautiful? Come to rescue me?

Am I interrupting?

No, no, come in, come in. Mini, this is Ryan, my assistant

and this is Jude.

Are you the intern?

He always did like them young.

I'm his daughter.

Your daughter?

So nice to meet you.

You too.

He's not normally this much of a douche.

Sorry, you just took me by surprise, that's all.

Er, hello? Have you forgotten about Boudoir

or shall we just stand here and admire your progeny?

Get it done, Gregory. I'm counting on you.

I'll call you later.

Well, they all look the fucking same to me!

This one's cool.

Well, yeah.

Looks good.

Done.

Right, let's get out of here.

I'm telling you, she's lucky we are launching her product at all.

It's like working with an overgrown teenager with a crack habit!

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I'll have one...

All right, daydreamer? Away with the fairies?

Ah, the Gregory Show.

Do all those, er, people work for him?

Pretty much.

It's like the world's best looking family or something!

I hope you're including me in that.

How long have you been his assistant?

Er, almost a year.

I'm hoping we get this big international contract

and then maybe I can...

Sorry, what?

Nah, it's OK. Go chat to him.

But have a drink with me sometime?

When I'm not working, I mean.

Maybe.

Dad?

You all right, love, have you got a drink?

Actually, I was just wondering, could I get a lift home?

Yeah, of course, darling, course. Right, come on then.

See you later, guys.

I don't want to live with her any more.

Well, you'd be weird if you did at your age.

You don't know what she's like.

Actually, I do!

Well, well, well, Shelley McGuinness!

I think you might have something of mine, Greg.

We were just talking about Mini maybe staying over at mine

sometime this week, give us a chance to hang out.

Maybe make it a regular thing.

Regular?

Right, well, good luck with that, Greg.

Maybe you and I should meet up for coffee sometime?

Fuck off, Greg.

Mini, inside, now!

I'll see you when I get back, Mini!

I mean it, you're welcome anytime. Just call me, OK?

OK, thanks.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Eric let me in.

So you just thought you'd look through my stuff?

Shit. I'm sorry.

Hey.

Can you turn off mega bitch for a second, please?

I want proper Mini.

Well, seeing as you're here, you might as well earn your keep.

Mini, Mini, Mini, Mini, Mini!

Shh.

That's not why I came round, all right?

I want to talk to you.

I'm sorry I freaked you out the other night.

You were fucked.

I wasn't that fucked.

Right, you can't just come over here

and start bitching about feelings like a little pussy.

If you're not here to fuck me, go home!

I'm coming in.

What? Get out, Eric, you paedo!