Unhappy Go Lucky! (あんハピ♪)

Next, Hibarigaoka Ruri-san.

April 11

Excuse me.

Well... I'm not sure if I'd call it a hobby, but I do cook every day.

Investigation Findings

What else?

I also go to construction sites to see if he's...

We apologize for the inconvenience.

No, wait!

There's no need to hide it.

We've already investigated that.

Just how much do you know?

Stop chuckling and tell me!

Type of Misfortune: Tragic Love

What skills do you have, Kumegawa Botan-san?

Skills? Well...

I'm accustomed to administering first aid for a variety of reasons,

although I'm mostly a useless girl who can only use it on herself.

I also know quite a bit about supplements, but not because I want to.

I see. By the way, is your head all right?

Don't worry about it.

It happens all the time.

Is it all right if I perform first aid here?

Go to the nurse's office.

Type of Misfortune: Poor Health

What are your interests and skills, Hanakoizumi Anne-san?

Right!

My hobbies? I've got a bunch.

For example, I like buying juice from vending machines.

Huh?

And my skills...

My skills... Uh...

My cheeks are really stretchy!

Also, I love animals, so I go to petting zoos all the time.

That's a wonderful interest to have.

Do you like animals too, ma'am?

I specialize in eating them.

Huh?

Eating them? Eat?

So she's as unfortunate as our investigation indicated...

What is it?

It's nothing.

This concludes your individual interview.

Thank you.

What was that four-leaf clover about?

The happiness class is given scarves with the stem pointing upward.

During the egg assignment, too,

she was the only one to end up with a strange result.

Type of Misfortune: Bad Luck?

Perhaps I should keep a closer eye on her.

Locker Room

I was so nervous!

But the interview was more fun than I expected.

What did she ask you?

Like, about my time in middle school,

my favorite subjects, and my interests and skills.

So we were all asked the same things.

Oh, right!

Thanks, Hibari-chan!

Oh...

Sure.

Ren, let's go to the gym.

Don't go too far ahead. You'll get lost.

We should go, too.

We'll miss the physical exam.

Okay.

Episode 2

April 11

The High-Tech Physical Exam

I hope I grew taller.

I'm worried about my weight.

I've been eating a little too much lately.

Really? But you look very slim, Hibari-san.

And Hanako-san, you're so small and cute.

But as for me... Thanks to the slow but steady weight-gain loop I'm stuck in,

I've already achieved enlightenment.

R-Really?

Hey, Hibari-chan, are you worried about your weight because you're in love?

Huh?!

Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... What are you talking about?

Oh, of course. You'd certainly want to look your best

for the person you love.

You're such a pure maiden, Hibari-chan.

If you don't mind me asking,

what made you fall in love with him?

It wasn't anything in particular...

I happened to see him all the time while walking home from grade school.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

At first, I didn't think much of it,

but every day, he'd stand there without ever saying a word,

just quietly bowing.

After seeing his sincerity for so long,

before I knew it...

How could you make me say that?!

You really are a pure maiden, Hibari-chan.

Fluff Fluff

I hope to love someone that much someday.

You're making my heart flutter.

E-Enough already!

Wh-What's that sound?

Look at that!

Rrrumble

Let's take another hallway.

Huh?

Nothing good will come of tangling with that thing.

Found you.

It spoke!

Sorry, sorry.

I was just trying to make things more exciting, but I guess I overdid it.

It's a bunny!

But it sounded mechanical...

Is it the school's equipment?

You're a sharp one.

I'm Timothy, a robot that was built at this school.

I'm a guide for the happiness class.

Timothy!

My head is very delicate.

It'll be a billion years before I let you touch it.

Is he really a robot?

I'm not sure...

I came to get you three because you're late.

Now, let's go to the gym!

Timothy!

Okay, here I go!

8.75123 centimeters...

That's very specific.

All the measuring equipment here is the latest technology.

This thing can even measure in picometers.

And...

You can do it, Botan-chan!

Negative?

It can still take your measurements even if you can't reach it.

I didn't think there was anyone who couldn't.

My back!

Oh, good. My weight hasn't changed.

I gained weight again this year.

Really? But you don't look fat at all.

What's wrong?

You've got something special.

Beautiful

Is soy milk your secret?

Big

That's sexual harassment!

Didn't I say I was delicate?

Don't hit me.

Wh-What's wrong?

Botan, I think I know why you keep gaining weight every year.

Moo...

Next we'll measure your height.

This is automatic, too?

160 centimeters, I see.

Click.

Recording...

This one's not as precise.

I'm gonna shrink!

My... head...

Whack Whack

We can't measure you like this...

I'm going to play a sound.

I don't hear anything.

The volume is set pretty high.

Is it broken?

I heard it.

What? I haven't even turned yours on yet.

But I heard a woman's voice saying, "Hey, hey."

It said, "I'm right behind you!"

Stop!

It's a really clear voice!

I don't want to hear that!

Now I hear a man's voice saying, "Let's play!"

So many corpses...

That's odd.

Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

I used all my strength during the physical examination.

Will you be able to eat lunch?

No matter the circumstances, you should always eat properly.

It's my family's motto.

I may be more of a cow than a human at this point.

In any case, I'll take Botan to the changing room.

Hanako, sorry to ask, but could you get us some drinks?

I think there were vending machines behind the school.

Whaaaat?!

This should be enough for three people.

I'll take any kind of black tea.

I'd like vegetable juice, please.

Hanako?

Are you sure?

Huh?

Are you sure you want vending machine drinks?

Y-Yes...

Got it! I'll do my best!

Is this her first errand?

Okay.

You seem to be feeling a lot better.

I am, thank you.

C-Come to think of it, Hanako's taking a long time.