Britney, Baby, One More Time

Today Britney fans can take to the stage at a

Britney Spears lookalike, dance alike, sing alike contest

sponsored by KFTC FM for a chance to win VIP tickets to

see the teen sensation live.

Oh, it’s beautiful, but wait a minute.

Isn't this...

Yeah, yes it is.

But I thought the old lady dropped it

into the ocean at the end.

Well baby I went down and got it for you.

Awe you shouldn't have.

("Oops I Did It Again" by Britney Spears)

The winner of our KXTC Britney Spears

lookalike contest will receive her very own cell phone

and will be chauffeur driven to Britney's upcoming

concert where she will meet Britney herself, live backstage.

And the winner is.

Robert Stevens.

Robert Stephens?

Robert Stephens!

You're on your way to meet Britney herself.

How do you feel?

I am so excited.

I'm Dude Schmitz, a filmmaker from Menomonee Falls

Milwaukee, the beer and film capital of the world.

Film capital of the world?

Yeah that's right because l make films there.

My greatest film ever?

Blood Head.

Well my only film, but it won a prize at

the Venice Film Festival, and from then on

I thought it was gonna be easy.

Fame and fortune coming right up man,

For my next project, Sudden Doom.

I can't believe you still gotta do this lame

paper route shit man.

Well I gotta make some cash Diane.

You wanna get paid for Blood Head or what?

Cool.

Even though you're now such a big deal

after winning at that Venice Film Festival.

Sweet Venice Italy man, not California.

Right man.

This here's my brother Mike Schmitz.

He helps me with all my films.

He's been helping since day one.

He helps behind the camera and in front of the camera.

Ain't that right Mike?

That's right Dude.

You're gonna help me with Sudden Doom?

Well if someone has to do it, it might as well be me Dude.

Damn right and Sudden Doom is gonna happen to you,

and to you Mike.

Yeah.

Yeah well if you’re such a big deal

maybe somebody would pay you that way you could pay us.

Diane we got through this all the time,

alright man, you'll get paid.

Yeah we're gonna add anew segment with the fire

at the cheese plant.

Entertainment?

Oh well listen Mr. Steckman I'm gonna have to

get back to you on that.

You know I got my best people on it.

Intern!

Andy I've told you a million times that my name

isn't actually Intern, it's Emily.

What have we got on tap for today’s entertainment report?

Um that NBC show got cancelled, the film with Dude Schmitz

won best talk at the Venice Film Festival,

and Britney is playing at the Bradley Center.

Great, great so we got the crew

going to do the Britney thing eh?

No the crew is down at the cheese fire.

Oh shit.

Shit.

You know you could always have Dude Schmitz go down

and do the Britney thing.

I mean he's from Menomonee Falls.

What do you think of this.

We send this Dude Schmitz guy to do the Britney thing,

right, huh.

Local celebrity meets national celebrity.

Andy you're a genius.

Sudden Doom is about an innocent man in a small town

who discovers a terrible secret.

He believes he's the only one who knows about it,

but yet the eyes are watching him.

Slowly but surely the walls come closing in.

He can run, but he cannot hide.

Right Mike?

I kill people.

I paint my face with a magic marker and then kill

like 17 people then I go to an AA meeting.

Man Sudden Doom is gonna be great.

Dude you've been talking

about that film forever.

Yeah well that's because it’s gonna be a master piece man.

Right.

Okay JJ help me get the TV, we're taking it.

Guys what are you doing?

Look Dude if you're not gonna pay us,

we're taking stuff.

Hello.

Diane I didn’t say I wasn't gonna pay you.

Oh I dunno I'll ask.

Hey, hey, hey, how soon can we get all of our equipment

and get down to Channel Three News.

Oh ho ho, look at this.

Dude Schmitz just back from the Venice Film Festival.

Congratulations.

Andy Robbins.

Venice Italy man.

Great.

Listen, this is what I was thinkin'.

Local celebrity meets national celebrity.

Wow, yeah I like that man.

So tell me, what do you know about Britney Spears?

Uh.

It's okay, it's okay.

Listen I had my researchers pull up some material for you.

Take a look at that huh.

Sounds familiar.

You now, she was naked on the MTV Awards.

Jesus.

Ba, Ba, Ba boom.

Yep, that's the one.

Wow, yeah, sure, I know everything about her man.

Let's roll.

Woah, woah, woah.

Listen all my news vans are covering, you know,

the cheese fire, so you’re gonna have to take the RV here.

There's a cell phone for ya,

so you can keep in touch with me.

And then there's a manual for the uplink.

Up link?

Yeah we're gonna be under a little time crunch,

so you'll have to send up the piece through the satellite.

Okay dokay?

Dude?

Wow, can I keep this?

I didn't know who Britney was.

But then I read all these magazines and I found out

that people wanted to know one thing about her.

And you know what?

I was gonna be the one to find that out.

See I told you this would work.

Don't push it.

Hey let's just get in there, do the interview,

and get out.

The plan is no screw ups, alright?

Are they for real?

How dare you.

No one does that to Britney Spears.

What?

I meant it as a complement.

A guy can ask.

Britney is an artist.

Yeah an artist with enormous.

Dude!

What?

Come on I mean it, she didn’t get 'em so guys could stare?

If I ever see your face around here again,

I will have you arrested.

So exactly how does this fit into the no screw ups plan?

All I wanted to do was find out if they were for real.

I mean come on man.

I know.

Speaking of which hundreds of Britney Spears

fans gathered in Glendale today to sing

and dance for a chance to win VIP tickets.

Alright Mr. Director,

what are you gonna do now?

I mean you said we were gonna get paid.

After the interview Diane.

No interview, no money from the network.

At least we get his TV.

Hey this is really good coffee,

you outta have another cup.

Yeah I should huh.

Oh man this is gonna hurt.

Hello.

Dude, how did the interview go?

Well about that, here's the thing.

You know because my boss’s daughter is a huge

Britney Spears fan.

He wants to make this the lead story and bump it up

to three minutes, eh.

Three minutes is a lot.

Yeah well you know what else is a lot?

Your paycheck okay.

(instrumental Oops I Did It Again music)

Andy I've got Britney right here, right now.

I'll call you back.

Hello?