The Visitant

Please...

Why are you doing this to me?

Go away! Leave me alone!

No, No, please...

I don't understand what you want from me...

Go away! Leave me alone!

Get off of me!

No...

- Honey, are you all right? - Go away...

No honey open the door!

Honey open the door right now!

Sweetheart it's all right, it's all right.

It's all right I'm here.

Make him go away!!!

Honey, it's just me and you here, that's it.

Please, please, PLEASE...

Come in, come in.

I don't think I want to do this... Ah, c'mon, Beth.

You've been talking about this

since we got here. Please... Have a seat.

Go, go ahead. Let's do this.

- I am Samantha- - Would you sit down?

- Joe! - Shhh!

I am Samantha. And...

Would you care to have a seat next to Elizabeth?

Oh my God, she knows my name!

That's because I just said it, just a second ago.

Elizabeth. When is your birthday?

- Um. May... 20th. - A Taurus. Of course.

And have you ever consulted a psychic before? No!

No, but she does consult her magic 8-ball all the time.

Ah. Joseph. Would you like to sit at the table?

There's no extra cost and that is, of course,

if it's all right with you Elizabeth.

This is her reading.

Oh...

Very well...

Let's begin.

You've been keeping a secret.

You've been keeping a secret, and you don't know who to trust.

You've been keeping a secret and you don't know who to tell,

because it's a special surprise.

- Oh my God... - Oh my God, what?

My... surprise; Is it-is it gonna be okay?

What?

Because I just don't want Joe to get upset or anything.

Ummm. What are you talking about?

Because I can still get out of it... - Yes.

It will be healthy and happy.

- Bethy... are you pregnant? - What? No! Ew!

- Am I? - Are you serious?

I swear to God if you're preg-I can't believe it!

I cannot believe it!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Nobody's pregnant!

I didn't say anybody was pregnant.

Aunt Bella's Labradoodle just had puppies! She said we could have the pick of the litter.

That was the surprise, I swear! I just, I wanted to tell you Joe, but I-

I didn't want you to... get upset.

No. No. We're leaving.

We used to live in Florida.

Not the beachy part, but the swampy part around Orlando.

And we took our new puppy for a walk by this lake, and...

He was just a baby...

- What was his name? - His name was Patches.

Patches, of course.

I just... I just wanted to know

if he thought it'd okay if we got a new puppy.

I just said no. I just said no.

If Patches thinks it's okay. Let us consult the 'spirits of the animal world'...

Oh my God!

This is ridiculous.

This poor dog Max, he was killed by a coyote

Hmmmm...

Mmmmm...

MmmmmmmmmmMAX!

- Is Patches there with you? - Oh my God.

Elizabeth is here.

She longs to adopt a newborn pup and bring it into her loving home.

Please give us a sign as an offer of your blessing.

As conduit to your world... I implore you...

Please give us a sign!

- Whoa! - I think he's good with it.

What's that?

Um, times up.

Thanks for coming.

- But what ab... - Oh, yeah, uh.

You two will live a long and happy life together.

He's my brother!

Uh, you can see yourselves out.

I told you this was a rip-off. Thanks a lot, 'witch'!

- Please, Joey? I want a puppy! - I told you no! No frickin' way!

Hey Lisa? Please tell me you've got good news and that they love me

'cause I nailed my audition and they're gonna book me?

Oh honey, it was so close. Between you and one other girl.

Look, Sam, if anything happens to their first choice then you're right there!

Well give me her name and her address

and I'll be sure something happens to their first choice...

- Okay that's a good idea... - I'm kidding, all right?

I just shouldn't have worn the sun dress; I should have just gone all-out slutty.

Sam, they loved you. You just came in second.

Well I'm not gettin' any younger. I mean even being the.

Lexus Toyota girl would have been good money... for both of us.

You know, I think we should focus on slightly older roles for you.

You know, like the young mother that's just...

I don't care if I'm Granny Clampett!

Hello? Sam? You still there?

Yeah, I'm here. And-Well that's the problem, all right?

A gig's a gig, but come on!

What about a movie or a commercial. Television.

Something other than this gypsy thing-it's killing me.

The Olde Time Fun guys love you there!

They say you are the best clairvoyant they've ever had... Great...

You know they would love to lock you in for a longer

contract. We should talk about that, okay?

I gotta go.

Okay, Hon. Knock 'em dead! Have fun! Call me!

I need a new agent.

Sorry, we're closed.

Please...

It's off-season. We actually close before dark.

I'm sorry.

Please.

Please, have a seat.

Lee. Lee Carter Barnes; Barnes Realty.

Why on Earth did I just do that?

- Do what? - Give you my business card.

It's not like I'm here to sell you a house, now is it?

Force of habit, I guess.

I'm sorry; It's just that, I...

I've... Never consulted a psychic before.

No. Never.

I don't really believe in them, but...

You know that expression, 'at my wit's end?' Well that's me. Literally.

I just didn't know what else to do.

I mean I never planned to be here today. I mean, what is this place?

'Olde Time Fun Towne'? Please.

But well, here I am.

Thank you-thank you for seeing me.

Not a problem. Of course since it is after hours, it will cost you a little more...

Oh, oh of course.

Here let me pay double.

I'm sure you must have a family to get home to.

Actually, no. Just tired.

'Tired.'

You have no idea...

I'm sorry. It's just for this last year

it seems like I hardly sleep anymore.

Wait. You haven't slept in a year?

No, no, no. It's um...

It only feels that way, right?

But it's only gotten really worse in the past-in the past month or so...

The um, The doctors-

the doctors call it "Parasomnia."

But they can't help me.

The pills they give me, they just make it worse...

The nightmares,

they call them night-terrors,

they just get worse.

But I doesn't matter why I don't sleep...

or my physical body just moves in response to what they say are dreams...

But I know. I know what it is.

You do too!

And that's why I had to come here today

because you know. You-

You know what it is.

Yes, I think I do know.

You know its name?

Shh-shh-shhhh.

You mustn't say it out loud.

He gets extra angry if you say it out loud.

But he loves to spell it for me.

Don't you?!

Sshhhh. It's okay.

So, you're being haunted...

Yes, haunted. You could say that.

So this ghost,

or spirit, he's...

Ghost, Spirit, Wraith, Specter...

They're just words in a book

until it happens to you...

Look, ma'am, I don't think I can help you.

Please, please...

Okay,

Umm... I can pay you. I can pay you more.

I've got-I've got more money.

Look, I can try.

I can try to help, to make you feel better.

Thank you.

Please. You just have to help me.

Okay.

Together we're gonna give this ghost his walking papers.

Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

Now with your eyes closed,

ask the entity to leave.

- Please leave. I beg of you. - Do you hear her?

No, Lee... Keep your eyes closed. Wish it away.

Wish it away with all your heart.

Please, please, please leave. Please leave. Please leave.

You no longer have to torment this member of the living.

Please find your way home.