Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Thanks again for the tour.

This is gonna mean a guaranteed A+ on my paper.

Of course, Ms. Gordon,

we're always happy to show off our prototype.

Oh, loan imagine.

If the generator is as powerful and runs as clean as reported,

it'll change the...

Hey! What's going on?

- Get down! - Ahh!

And then they were gone.

It all happened so fast.

And I didn't have time to, you know,

Batgirl up.

Those things, they were like lizard men or something.

They took the generator.

Into the wrong hands, it could blow up a city block.

We have to stop them, Batman.

Whatever they are,

they're going to regret stepping foot in Gotham.

They're ninja.

Master Bruce?

Here, Alfred.

I've gone over the security footage of all the previous laboratory attacks.

Their fighting style is consistent with ancient forms of ninjutsu.

The League of Assassins, perhaps?

No.

Batgirl's report was that this is someone new.

There are meta-humans involved as well.

Some kind of monstrous creatures.

Monsters?

Certainly Gotham needs more of those.

(ON TV) Powers Industrial is the recent victim

in a string of break-ins

involving research and development laboratories.

By all accounts, the police department has no leads

on who's behind these attacks

or where they'll strike next.

But we do, don't we, Donnie?

That's rig ht. Wayne Enterprises.

Come on, we don't wanna be seen.

By the way, we received a call from Commissioner Gordon.

He's identified Wayne Enterprises as a likely target

for another break in.

It'll be assigned ten patrol cars for extra security.

Call them back and respectfully decline.

Shall I tell them, "No, thank you. Mr. Wayne would prefer

"to let these monstrous ninjas attack, so that he might punch them

"whilst wearing a bat costume"?

You'll figure something out.

Wayne Enterprises.

This is our big score, gentlemen.

There's a new player in Gotham, and our mystery guest is stealing

all the experimental tech this city has to offer.

Genius that I am,

I figure we hit the Wayne Lab first

and sell the tech to our new friend,

whoever they are.

Let's get moving, but keep an eye out for the bat.

It's him! He's here!

(ON PA) Wayne Enterprises cloud seeder testing commencing.

The boss gave them the night off.

Me? I always work late.

Now, who is ready to talk?

Where is he? Where is he?

Show yourself!

It's the bat. Fire! Fire!

Do I look like a frigging bat to you?

Ahh! (GRUNTS)

-(STAMMERS) What are they? - We're aliens, brah.

Freaky aliens.

I don't care what they are. Kill 'em!

We're not aliens though. We're turtles.

Not the time, Donnie.

It's always the time for accuracy, Leo.

All right.

Dude, you're out of dudes.

Do I have to kill everything myself?

- Find cover! - Out of the way, Mikey!

He's got a gun umbrella?

A gun-Kama'?

How cool is that!

Mikey, let's disarm and then compliment him.

Oh!

-(GRUNTS) -(CLICKING)

You lose.

Where's Shredder?

Shredder? What's a shredder?

You face the Penguin.

It's a sword-brella too?

I think I love this little guy.

-(GRUNTS) -(WHIMPERS}

Well, as I have no wish to be skewered by an ugly green monstrosity,

you leave me no choice.

So long, cretins.

Gotham is bonkers, yo!

Now what does a ninja clan want with an experimental cloud seeder?

Where are your meta-humans?

Meta? You mean, the turtles?

Turtles?

You picked the wrong battle, warrior.

Who are you,

and why are you in Gotham?

Stay out of my way.

Next time, I will not be so merciful.

That was the coolest thing I've seen in years.

I feel like you guys are not making the most of this road trip.

Like, if we had to chase Shredder

from New York all the way to Gotham City,

we should at least enjoy it, right?

I don't know, Gotham and New York are pretty much the same.

Donnie, are you kidding?

Does New York have mad blimps flying around for no reason?

I mean, like, what are they for?

I love them.

This was a total waste of time.

Come on, you heard the weirdo.

They were going to rob Wayne Enterprises.

Penguin clearly isn't the Poet's new partner

which means, Shredder probably already hit Wayne R&D

and got the gizmo

just like the generator he stole at Powers Lab, Leo.

Let's just get these guys to the street,

so the police can find them.

Are you crazy?

You could've killed them.

They're fine.

Did you know there was a dumpster there?

I might have. (SNIFFS)

- Yeah. - If it helps,

the dumpster being there or not being there

really doesn't give no guarantee they'd survive--

Doesn't help.

What is it'? It had better be...

Good.

It's beautiful.

(WHIST LES)

What'd you think something like that costs?

My soul probably, since I'd pay that.

-(ALL GASP) - Whoa!

Whoa.

Um. Wild guess here. This might be his car.

The Penguin mentioned a bat.

Think this is the guy working with Shredder?

Could be.

- Wait for my signal to» - Nah, I got this.

Hold still.

Ahh!

-(SCREAMING) -(GRUNTS)

Take him down, we need answers.

You're welcome to try.

What the...

Huh?

Nunchaku to the face!

I said to the face!

Ow!

I think we should see other people.

But I don't like other people. (CRYING)

Everybody run! There's a crazy guy in a bat suit

who's trying to kill us.

It's a talking toad! No!

- I know right? - Yes.

- Spooky stuff. Go, go!

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Oh, crud.

Nice of you to join us.

I was protecting the citizens, man.

The citizens!

It's gonna take more than a jerk in a Halloween costume to shock me!

Okay. Taser level seven.