How to Rock

Big news, guys.

We got the gig.

Gravity 5 is playing the fundraiser dance Saturday night!

Wait, so what's the fundraiser for again?

To refinish the gym floor so it's not so slippery.

- Oh, yeah, I remember. - Yeah... pshh!

You ready for your head to explode?

Always.

The dance to make the gym floor less slippery.

Is being held on the gym floor.

Kacey.

Molly.

Can't wait to see what you're wearing.

To the dance Saturday night.

Can't wait to see what you're wearing.

To the dance Saturday night.

Great, then we both have something to look forward to.

Can't wait.

You already said that.

Yeah, you already said that.

Bye.

I'm sorry, I don't speak girl. What just happened?

Molly was trying to get the deets on my dress.

She's probably been planning.

What she was gonna wear for weeks.

Wait, why does it matter to you what she wears?

Wow, you don't speak girl either.

When I was queen of The Perfs,

Everybody was looking at me to see what I was wearing.

Now that Molly's queen of The Perfs,

Nobody's looking to see what I'm wearing.

And I liked it when they were looking.

I'm looking at what you're wearing...

A lot.

Cute, but seriously, this is my first dance in Gravity 5.

And I want to represent.

Yeah, right on. Whoo!

Okay, I need to find out what Molly's wearing.

But it won't be easy.

The Perfs keep all fashion choices top secret.

It's like I need a spy.

Ooh, a spy.

It would have to be someone The Perfs would never suspect,

Someone who could be a perf if she wanted to.

She just doesn't want to.

Stevie!

Stevie?

Stevie.

Me? Spy on The Perfs?

Nope, I don't think so. That's not gonna happen.

Stevie, this may not be your thing,

But Monday, if everyone's talking about Molly's dress.

Instead of mine, I will die.

No, please. Don't make me.

Please, please. You're my friend.

Don't you love me? You love me?

Fine. I'll do it.

But only because you're my friend.

Thank you.

Gravity 5, meet secret Agent Stevie.

What's up?

- Duh-na... - Duh-na...

Duh-na...

If you're gonna spy on The Perfs,

You'll have to infiltrate their headquarters.

The perf bathroom.

The core of the perf empire.

Yeah, but that's by invitation only.

Why would they invite me?

Uh, okay.

This could be crazy or genius.

No, no, it's genius.

They say the enemy of your enemy is your friend.

So what if Stevie and I pretended to be in a big fight?

That way, Molly will think we're not friends anymore,

Want to join forces with Stevie to get back at me.

Again, genius.

So, guys, have you lined up dates for the dance?

- No. - Not yet.

Don't worry, I'll pick a date soon.

And you can fight over who's left.

Zander, why do you talk like that?

All I'm saying is, when I ask girls out, they say yes.

Well, I'm sure if we ever asked a girl out,

She could say yes.

- Yeah, it's 50/50. - Yeah.

Don't be so hard on yourselves.

If you guys really tried,

You could totally get dates to the dance before Zander.

Yeah.

Then why don't we make a bet?

The last one of us guys to get a date has to, uh...

Wear a dress to the dance.

Deal!

And no asking each other out.

Deal.

Wait, everyo stop!

Stevie, what was that?

What?

Are you playing a violin.

Or kicking a pig?

I heard the squealing too, Kacey,

But it was coming from your microphone.

Did you hear that?

I know. It's wonderful.

What I'm saying is,

The fundraiser dance is this Saturday night.

Do you think you could play some notes.

That are actually in the song?

I'll make you a deal, Kacey.

You sing on key, and I'll take it from there.

Okay, this is the greatest day of my life.

Look here, Stevie.

When I joined Gravity 5,

I told you you would have to keep up with me.

So if you can't, speak up.

Oh, I'm happy to "speak up."

But can you actually hear anybody else's voice.

That isn't your own?

If you don't like it,

You're welcome to leave the band.

Watch me.

How did you guys put up with Kacey for so long?

I honestly don't know.

I. She was our leader.

Grace, you're breaking your talking diet.

- Sorry. - You just said it again.

Stevie, lunch isn't over yet.

You could come sit with us.

With The Perfs?

Sure, there's plenty of room for the right people.

Really? Me?

Uh, Molly, are you sure you know what you're doing?

Believe me, I know exactly what I'm doing.

Cone, come.

Then cool, I'd love to.

Oh, yeah.

Guys, the plan is working.

They invited me into The Perfs' bathroom.

It's on!

That's a good first step.

But from here on out, it only gets more dangerous.

Molly's gonna have to believe you're actually one of them.

I'm in over my head.

I'm never gonna be able to convince them.

But you will.

You just need training.

Okay, you're going to have to master how to pose,

How to snub, how to snub while posing.

And doing hair flip,

How to fake smile,

How to fake smile while air kissing and chewing gum.

Are you ready to learn?

Bring it.

Shoe.

Yes, but what kind?

Red shoe.

Oh.

Chew.

Fake smile.

Air kisses.

While posing.

Brand?

Studio three.

- Heel? - Wedge.

- Season? - Summer.

Patent leather?

Plastic.

Not bad.

Stevie.

So what do you all think?

Amazing.

Now, your mission:

Go into The Perfs' bathroom,

Find out what Molly's wearing to that dance,

And get out.

- Got it. - And remember.

When in The Perfs' bathroom, don't use the bathroom.

Why not?

Because a real perf never has to go.

Never?

Ever.

Stevie, I know you feel bad about your fight with Kacey,

But now you have a new home with us.

I do?

She does?

Let me show you around,

Starting with our latest addition.

Hai!

A Sushi bar?