Mubarakan (मुबारकां)

'That's life...'

'One moment, they were cruising through the beautiful valleys.'

'And now...'

'They are hanging on the wall.'

'But, what will you call these identical twins?'

'Lucky...or Unlucky?'

'Unlucky because their parents are no more.'

'And lucky, because these twins...'

'...didn't fall apart like the 'Twin Towers.'

'Presenting their bachelor uncle Kartar Singh.'

'It took him a day and a half...'

'...to realize that raising them is not his cup of tea.

'And so...he estranged the children, like himself.'

'He gave the child on his left...'

'...to his sister Jeeto who lived in London.'

'And, the kid on his right...'

'...to his brother Baldev.'

'Who in the world gives children like this?'

'Thing's got complicated.'

'They were brother's...'

'...but now, they became cousins.'

Jeeto was their aunt...'

...but now, she's a mother to one of the kids.'

'Baldev was their uncle...'

'...but now he's the father of the other.'

'Kartar is still their uncle, but it's complicated.'

'A single accident changed everything.'

'But there's one thing that hasn't changed.'

'These two were identical twins...'

...and they still look...identical.'

"O Lord... Almighty."

"We begin every task with thy name."

"We wield your sacred bracelet."

"We never hear no evil...or speak no evil."

"We set examples for others."

"There's none like us..."

"Our gait's like a lion!"

"Our gait's like a lion!"

"Our swag's trend-setting."

"We're perfect in every field."

"Our swag's trend-setting."

"We're perfect in every field."

"We look handsome in suit and shoes."

"And wet tresses."

"Collars straight..." "...but we're rustic at heart."

"Don't try to mess with us."

"Jatt arrives riding a Jaguar.."

"...with gorgeous girls in tow."

"Jatt arrives riding a Jaguar.."

"...with gorgeous girls in tow."

"We're Sardars after all..."

"...we spend our lives having fun."

"We're Sardars after all..."

"...we spend our lives having fun."

"We get high and party all night."

"And next morning wakeup late."

"Girls say...be my babe."

"And steal my heart."

"Our car flies...in the air."

"Our car flies in the air."

"We always say to the world."

"Jatt arrives riding a Jaguar.."

"...with gorgeous girls in tow."

"Jatt arrives riding a Jaguar.."

"...with gorgeous girls in tow."

"We respect one and all."

"We love everyone, big and small."

"We belong to a brave community."

"Never stab anyone in the back."

"Its quite simple..."

"...don't waste your time."

"Its quite simple..."

"...don't waste your time in useless things."

"We're Sardars after all..."

"...we spend our lives having fun."

"We're Sardars after all..."

"...we spend our lives having fun."

"Jatt arrives riding a Jaguar.."

"...with gorgeous girls in tow."

"Jatt arrives riding a Jaguar.."

"...with gorgeous girls in tow."

What? Are you in the same mall?

Yeah...what to do. I came here shopping with my mom.

Who does shopping with his mom?

Mama's boy!

Are you okay?

Hey...what are you giggling about? - Excuse me!

Excuse you? Why? - Here's your bag.

Hello. - They just flock here from India.

Hello... you're not exactly chinese either.

Huh...

Sweety, who are you arguing with now?

This old lady slipped on her own...

...and now she's yelling at me.

Old...! You called me 'old'.

What else should I call you? Baby?

Oh, my...lil' sweet baby... did you fall down?

Did you get hurt, baby?

Which old lady are you s***ng with now?

Wait... Wait and watch what I do to you.

What can you do?

My son's in this mall too. - So is my boyfriend.

So call him... and we'll let them fight it out.

Karan!

She's my mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!

Right... I get it... Mom!

Now call your boyfriend.

And watch Karan beat the crap out of him.

How can I beat the crap out of myself? - Huh?

I mean... where's your boyfriend?

I'll beat the crap out of him! Where is he? Where is he?

No-no-no-no-no, aunty... I am very sorry.

It was completely my fault... my mistake. Please forgive me.

She's genuinely apologizing mom, let her go.

Not even if she apologizes a thousand times.

After all, I am 'Old'.

Old? - Oh, my...lil' sweety...did you fall down?

She called me 'Old'. - No...

What now? What now?

I'll get coffee for you. - Yeah...

... without sugar. - No-no-no...

She will slip poison into it.

Never.

Her boyfriend must be blind... that's why he's still with her.

She will treat him like a servant.

I pity her father-in-law.

Aunty... - And no respect for her mother-in-law.

Who is this Binkle?

I had no clue that mom...

I knew that 'old'...

I mean, your mom was definitely going to cause trouble.

And how did this Binkle suddenly come in the picture.

No, actually, we already knew... - I see...

So, you were already planning this.

Sweety, Binkle is Mr. Sandhu's daughter.

Sandhu sir helped dad in setting up business.

He's our Godfather. - I see...

And now you're planning on making him your Father...

...and repay that favor.

I was only time-pass for you. - Time-pass?

Sweety, as soon as you finished your course...

...I followed you all the way here.

I've been stirring ladies all day...

You think I like this restaurant and all.

Who am I doing it for? You of course.

But what's the point?

You've been saying for the last six months that you'll talk to your uncle.

Then, your uncle will talk to your mother.

Everything will be rocking. But what actually happened?

You should talk to your mom directly.

Did you leave me a choice?

I told you I will introduce you to my mom when the time is right.

But, no. You went and introduced yourself to her.

"That Old lady slipped. That Old lady slipped."

All moms are old.

But you don't call them 'Old'.

Fine, but what do we do next?

Sandhu's are interested in our family. - Yeah, so?

So Binkle will get married...

...and in our family.

So...

So...

You promised you'll talk.

Father was in a bad mood yesterday.

The fritters were burnt.

The fritters were burnt.

Now our future depends on fritters.

Look Nafisa, papa's flying to London tomorrow...

...to discuss Karan's wedding.

So, in his absence I'll talk with aunt Jeeto.

So you're not angry anymore? - No...

You said 'absence'.

It's the effect of your company.

Charan, you'll have to talk to your father someday.

So aunt Jeeto will talk to him.

Father reveres her like God. He can never say no to her.

And anyway, aunt Jeeto doesn't have a problem with you guys.

'You guys'?

You mean Muslim angle.

Doesn't matter if its Muslim, Christian or Gujarati.

They are all outsiders for father.

He wants a proper, Sikh, daughter-in-law.

I can't do this anymore.

Hello.

Tittu... - Hello.

Keep stirring the lentil.

But only I will temper it.

Hello, uncle. - Hello, son.

Bless you...

Have you finished packing? - Uncle, do I have to go?

Of course not, I'll go marry her.

"Uncle, do I have to go."

We're talking about your marriage, stupid!

But uncle, I don't want to get married right now.

Why?

I still have to learn so much from you.

And, I still have to open a chain of 'Purani Haveli' (Restaurants)!

chain? - Yeah...

New York, London, Paris, Switzerland.

International? - Uncle...