Two Faces of My Girlfriend (두 얼굴의 여친 / Du eolgurui yeochin / Doo Eolgooleui Yeochin)

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-How was the first night? -Hey.

How was the honeymoon?

-I'll bet it was wild. -Yes.

Look at those sharp creases.

Your style has gotten way better after marrying.

-Look at your tie. -Nice.

His tie is thinner than ours.

If you're envious, get married.

Should we?

I really want to get married.

Jong-yoon, does marriage make you happy?

-Of course. -It has only been two weeks.

-Eat up. -Six months ago, weren't you sitting here,

professing your love for Eun-jung

while pigging out 'jokbal'?

I loved Eun-jung back then.

-What about now? -I love Soo-jung now.

What do you mean?

Are you an animal? Sex addict? Womanizer?

You call that love?

It takes a lot of trial and error to find your true love. Am I right?

-True love. -That's right.

There is no such thing. You're wrong.

You think your wife married you for love?

No way.

She wouldn't have married you if you weren't a doctor. You're ugly.

Your face is beyond reconstruction.

Guys, Jong-yoon married his wife for her money.

That is bullshit. What do you know about love?

Love?

Love never lasts.

It only hurts you, and it expires too soon. Cheers!

-Goo-chang. -Yes?

What?

You are still a virgin, aren't you?

Have you even kissed anyone?

He should be registered as a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

This bastard should be extinct.

-Extinct! -Extinct!

Extinct.

I had my first kiss in high school.

It's not like I didn't want to.

Who would date a jobless loser?

How can I meet a woman?

I really want to kiss someone.

A soft tongue.

I want that. But who can I kiss?

Should I just kiss anyone?

I can't do that.

A woman who would light up my life...

I wish someone like that would appear!

There he goes again.

I'm going to vomit. Act like we don't know him.

Okay.

His first kiss is with a pig.

Isn't that a hog?

-Number seven, Soo-hyun Kim? -Yes.

You did Sadang Station to Sanggye on Line Four, right?

-Yes. -Thank you.

MOVIEGOING

Number 18, Ah-ni Na?

-Ah-ni Na? -She left.

She said her legs hurt.

Unbelievable. Gosh!

RED SHOES

Mom, I'm on my way home.

Uncle, do you really know tae kwon do?

In the military, they only teach you soccer and tae kwon do.

Don't waste your money. I'll teach you.

Your tae kwon do coach already has a house and a car.

He even has a girlfriend.

But...

What about me?

I have nothing.

-Don't you feel sorry for me? -I do.

-Are you going to tell your mom? -No.

-Who is going to teach you tae kwon do? -You.

You're a good kid, Dong-goo.

Dong-goo, do you believe in ghosts?

No.

Right? Ghosts don't exist.

Why? Did a ghost take your phone?

What are you saying?

A ghost? What are you talking about?

Call it.

Someone might have found your phone.

Hello?

Is this ghost number 18?

Yes.

This is the movie company. You can't just take off like that!

Return your costume and shoes immediately!

I was drunk. It couldn't have been a ghost.

This is ghost number 18.

This is delicious.

Hello?

Oh, hello!

What? Dong-goo quit tae kwon do?

He said that?

That his uncle would teach him?

You bastard! Hey!

Hey!

Stop! You're stealing money from your nephew now?

It's because you don't give me money!

Shut up!

What are you doing?

Well,

I found this wallet.

I need to return it, but there is no ID.

Post it on the bulletin board.

-That's a good idea, but I... -Excuse me.

That looks like my wallet.

I was looking for it.

-Here you go. -Thank you.

-Excuse me! -Let's go.

-Excuse me! -I'll introduce you.

Wait a minute!

Did you look through my wallet?

I checked if there was an ID.

It was right here. Where did it go?

It was right here.

That's strange. Where did it go?

I forgot my wallet, and I was hungry, so...

Who knew I would find the owner so quickly?

Give me 3,000 won.

-I'm sorry. -I'm talking about the photo!

You didn't see a photo?

Doing this makes me feel better.

Are you a sophomore?

A senior?

I didn't mean for this to happen.

I'm sorry about the photo.

You guys looked close. Can't you just take another one?

I guess not.

Hey you.

You need strength to cry.

Do you want some rice cake?

How much is the 'injeolmi'?

It's 3,000 won.

You took my money earlier, didn't you?

You don't have 3,000 won?

I don't even have 100 won. Do you take credit cards?

You idiot.

A real man would never make a woman cry.

Goodness.

It's on me.

But you better not make her cry again.

-Got it? -Yes.

Eat it.

Bye.

Here.

'injeolmi' is so chewy.

Do you want some?

It's good.

Right? It tastes better if you dip it like this.

Did you break up with that guy?

That's right. The answer is 3,562,775.

-Good job. Let's try this one. -Okay.

You're ruining his concentration.

Pay me and go.

How did he know?

Jeez.

LET'S GO TO THE SEA.

Will we fail again this year?

How can we face the upperclassmen?

I know. No girls will join the Boy Scouts.

The problem isn't the name. It's your faces.

And look at them.

Why are you all just sitting here?

Go get some recruits.

Move it!

Understood?

Excuse me. Come over here!

We will treat you well.

Marine Boy Scouts! What's the use?

Will you take me to the ocean if I join?

You can go if you join.

Really? I've never been to the ocean.

Really?

What's your name?

-Goo-chang. -Goo-chang?

It suits you.

I'm Ah-ni.

-Ah-ni? -Ah-ni.

Oh, Ah-ni.

Did you know?

There's a bird in the Amazon

that cries out when it wants love.

Whenever my boyfriend wanted to kiss me,

he always cried out like that.

I can still hear it sometimes.

Do you think I'm crazy?

I had a pet chick as a child.

It chirped for three days before dying.

I kept hearing that chirp afterward.

Chirping in the bathroom. Chirping while I ate.

I heard it from time to time.

It doesn't mean you're crazy.

I can hear it!

Do you want to hear it?