Jane by Design

That's me. Jane Quimby.

My life is a little complicated right now.

I landed my fashion dream job working for her,

Gray Chandler Murray.

The only problem, they think I'm an adult.

Now I am juggling two secret lives,

one in high school and one in high fashion.

Two months is a long time.

What if Billy's different?

What if he doesn't want to see me?

You two will figure it out. You know why?

You guys are like this.

Jane, I see you've met my nephew, Eli.

Yeah, we... Nephew?

I'm pleased to introduce our newest designer, Eli Chandler.

That's a "no" on kissing at work.

You and I both know

that someone on the inside would like to see us fail.

I can't do this anymore.

Remember. We must impress this Harrods style director at any cost.

Hello, losers.

Where's Jane?

Hey, guys. What's going on?

Hello, Jane.

Don't get me wrong. While I

adored my time here at Donovan Decker,

I have taken rather quickly to Harrod's.

And they to me.

Which is why I've been given complete creative control

over your collaboration with my store.

I wish I could say that you're all capable of Harrod's caliber,

but you're going to have to prove it.

Keep in mind, of course, that I will be very,

very thorough.

Now, in addition to supervising the new collection,

I will also be overseeing your contribution

to its newest, celebrity face.

Who is that?

Oh, my God, it's...

Aiden Chayse.

I'd like you to meet your design team here at Donovan Decker.

How y'all doing?

Who's Aiden Chayse?

- Are you kidding me? - Blasphemy.

As I'm sure you're all aware,

Aiden is Hollywood's most promising young talent.

He's on billboards across the country

and the bedroom doors of girls in every country.

How'd I get there?

And very soon, our collection will be right there with him.

For the world to see.

This is so cool.

That is if I, and Mr. Chayse,

of course, approve what you've come up with.

It's up to you to impress.

Don't let us down.

Mr. Chase, so nice to meet you.

Something you'd like to say, Gray?

India. You were one of my top designers.

You know what it takes, the hours, the hard work, that they put in

to get here.

Now I realize that you're still angry,

but treat them with respect.

I am living proof that hard work doesn't merit respect in your eyes,

so save me the noble leader crap.

Oh, and Gray? What was it that you used to say?

Ah.

I expect perfection.

Jane By Design 1x12 - The Celebrity Original air date June 12, 2012

Evil, secret leaking sabotager India...

is the new Harrod's style director. Yes.

Bummer.

Bummer? This is like an asteroid striking Earth, Billy.

How big an asteroid?

Just when I thought to calm down at work,

India bursts in, bitchier than ever,

stomping around Brian Atwood pumps.

Which were actually super cute,

which only makes me more annoyed.

But, you know what makes me feel better?

What?

The thought I'll be in a cemetery

watching Creature From the Black Lagoon with you.

Are we really going to that again?

Come on! It's tradition.

Don't you think doing something every year

sorta runs the risk like, wearing it out?

Um, no. Are you worn out on Thanksgiving?

Or your birthday?

Yeah, kinda.

We've gone together every year since we were seven.

We're not gonna forgo tradition

just because you're feeling a little bit grumpy.

Lowlife.

He's a juvie loser.

Yeah, I don't wanna go anywhere that makes me feel like I do here.

Don't worry. It'll be dark.

People won't even recognize you.

Funny, Jane.

Please come.

It'll be fun. You, me, a cemetery

and I'll bring extra Sour Patch Kids.

All right, fine.

What is this?

This is Renny the teddy bear.

I combined our names

in honor of our eight week anniversary.

I thought we did the anniversary thing last week, Ben?

Did we? I don't remember that.

Yeah. We had seven layer dip.

You made us watch that Brad Pitt movie, Se7en.

Well, I didn't make us watch. And it's a great movie.

Powerful ending.

And the dip was pretty amazing.

Ben, look. I thought we talked about this.

I need us to keep things professional when we're at work, okay?

Absolutely.

The kids rely on me to be a steady guiding influence.

I can't be running around with teddy bears

and eating candy hearts like a teenager in love.

Say no more. Loud and clear.

And no candy hearts.

Ah, special delivery.

Scrap those, we need to regroup.

Okay. Hear me out on this.

Rita said she wants to keep things "under the radar,"

in the whole romance department,

but does she really mean it?

I'd go with a "yes" on that.

Yeah, normally, even I'd say just go for it.

But I think Jane has a point.

Right. But every relationship I've ever been in,

hasn't worked out because I didn't do enough.

And I don't want that to happen with Rita. She's too special.

I just want her to know what she means to me.

I think she knows.

Yeah, you don't need 800 candy hearts to tell her that.

So cancel the gorilla-gram?

- Is he serious? - No way.

- Cancel it. - Cancel it.

- A gorilla-gram? - I know.

But it's so cute, my brother's in love.

Yeah, you know, I guess I do like them together.

Me, too.

All right. I'm out.

Seriously?

Yeah, I have to get to work.

I mean, I can stay.

If you want me to stay. Do you want me to stay?

No, it's fine.

Look, If you need me to, I totally will.

No, you know, it's fine. I'll just eat lunch with Carl again.

Carl?

Carl, the janitor, Carl?

Look, I'll call in sick and we can hang out.

No. It's cool. Really.

Okay, but only if you're sure.

Are we still on for the movie tomorrow night?

Yeah.

All righty, then.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Mmm-hmm.

The vertex centroid is the intersection of the two bimedians.

Surprise, surprise.

As with the polygons,

the X and Y coordinates

of the vertex centroid...

Really, Harper?

You seriously think I'm gonna take your purse?

Unbelievable.

Hey, nobody panic, all right?

I want you all to know

I've been completely rehabilitated.

Your valuables will be safe and sound

right where they are.

Dude. Relax.

Oh, thanks for your input, Harper.

Do I not look relaxed to you?

Mr. Nutter,

when you've done being disruptive,

I'd like to get on with the class.

This is ridiculous.

That's enough.

I didn't do anything!

Office. Now.

Wow.

I know what you're thinking.

Is that right?

Yeah, you're thinking Gray gave me this job just because I'm her nephew.

And you're still a little upset because

you feel like you deserved the job more than I do.

Wow. Not bad. No wonder she hired you.

Look, I've never actually been that close with my aunt.

That fact actually helps less.

Jane.

Look, I love design, okay, I really do.

And I'm good at it.

So, the last thing I want

is for you to feel like this was handed to me undeserved.

Then prove it.