Indian Summer

What is it, Unca Lou? What do you see?

Boy, there's nothing like a good moose.

Nothin' like a good moose.

Yeah.

Unca Lou, were we staring at the moose

or was the moose staring at us?

That's a good question, Matt. Probably a little bit of both.

- What do you think? - Yeah, definitely.

- That makes sense. - A little bit of both.

I don't know how to say this any slower.

My cousin Matthew is out of town for the week.

He's not here. I'm here. You wanna talk, you have to talk to me.

No. He's not here. Look.

Gone, not here, out the whole week. I'm out of here, too, so you got two seconds.

Wait a second.

You still there? You have something? You don't. Fine.

Talk to yourself. This is good. Here.

I don't have time for a genius like this.

Bye, sweetie.

- Bye. - Bye.

All right?

Be good.

Excuse me.

Hey, look over there.

Moose?

Give me some of that!

What a lodge, what a camp What a place

Tamakwa, Tamakwa What a wonderful spot

What a lodge, what a camp What a place

Everybody's happy You'll never see a frown

Lots ofjoy and happiness And fun all around

Tamakwa, what a wonderful spot

What a camp, what a lodge what a place

I got it.

- Yeah, that'll work. - Great landing.

My lady.

My God, it's so tiny.

It's dinky!

I remember it was so much bigger. It's nothing!

It does seem small. Why is that?

No, not smaller. It doesn't seem smaller. It seems tiny.

This is the oldest group of people I ever saw in my entire life.

Unca Lou!

Having trouble gettin' up the hill? Want a golf cart?

I invite 30 people from the golden age of this place.

What do I get? I get you guys. It's a sad state of affairs.

It's so good to see you.

It's really great to be here. This is so sweet of you.

Well, I wanted to see some of the old faces. I'm sure I'll regret it.

Hey, Mr. Big Shot Clothing Designer!

I keep waiting for a cheque in the mail for some ungodly sum. Do I get one?

No. Remember, everything you learned, you learned from me.

So you're Stick Coder, the maintenance man.

Yeah.

- Wylie Coder was your father, huh? - Yeah.

He never liked me.

- You Brad Berman? - Yes, I am.

No. No, he didn't.

God, you look great.

Seeing you brings back so many memories.

I have that effect on people.

- You look great, Kelly. - Thanks.

Brings back memories for me, too. Jamie Ross!

Unca Lou, hi.

You have too good a tan. You're out of work.

I'd like you to meet my new fiancee, Gwen.

- Gwen, this is Unca Lou. - Nice to meet you.

I've heard a lot of good stuff about you, sir, Unca... Sir.

Sir Unca is fine.

Bradley, you dressed for camp.

Still flinching.

Lou, is the camp smaller? It looks smaller to me.

Yes, it's smaller, Bradley. We reduced it by half.

We had carpenters come in just for you.

- I get it. I get it. - Gang!

It's gonna be a golden week, gang!

One for the record books. Let me give you your cabin assignments.

Boys in Senior Boys Two. Girls in 49er Three.

What are you talking about? I got to be with Gwen. Can't we have our own cabins?

You know where they are. Girls are there. Boys are there.

Why don't you go freshen up, drop your stuff.

We'll meet back at camp and have an activities breakdown.

- We're gonna have a Tamakwathon! - All right!

We are gonna have a basketball tournament.

Last night at camp we're gonna have a dance.

I'm gettin' old and sappy, guys, so take advantage of me while you can.

Unca Lou, that all sounds great, but can't we have our own cabins, please?

Are you gonna give me trouble? You were a good camper, Jamie.

I don't want any trouble this week.

- Senior Boys Two. Sounds good to me. - Yeah, it would.

Come on. We're back at camp. Play along.

Kelly, we got things to talk about. We don't need these guys. We never did.

Gwen, we'll show you to girl's camp.

Wait.

A little welcome to Tamakwa gift.

You are so sweet.

- Isn't he so sweet? - Yeah.

He's the last of the big-time sweeties.

Unca Lou. Unca Lou.

Look at that. Twenty-one years old.

How am I gonna go six nights without that?

You probably won't, Jamie.

Just try not to kill any wild animals in the process.

- Let the games begin! - Jesus, Jamie.

Relax, Matty. I got lots more where that came from.

I am loaded for bear, babe. Check it out. This is gonna be a wild week.

Aw, man! It is so good to be back here.

Couldn't have come at a better time.

It couldn't have come at a worse time.

We're busy as hell. Forty calls this morning alone.

You're not gonna get any sympathy from this guy.

This man has always been interested in only one thing.

You should talk.

I saw the way you and Jennifer looked at each other over at the landing.

Come on. I saw it cross your mind. You and Jen, old times sakes.

Sneaking out to the island.

Oh, man. Mikey Blyman, Jamie Ross,

Bob Welsh, Matty Berman, Jack Belston,

Ricky Warden.

Tamakwa super heroes. Nice Spiderman there, Matt.

You were an artistic little rat.

Jack Belston. Whatever happened to him?

Last I heard, he was living in California.

I remember that day that Lou kicked him out of camp.

I still remember that ratty old jacket he always used to wear.

Jack Belston.

It's been a long time since I've even heard that name.

This place is a pit.

How did anyone spend eight weeks in this place, huh?

I don't remember it smelling this much like urine.

The cabin always smelled like urine.

That's how you found it when you came up the hill in the dark.

Oh, my God, this is wet.

Everything in here is completely wet.

My stuff's wet, too.

I love this. This is camp.

This is so camp! I love this!

Why was it no matter how well your mother packed you,

no matter how clean, neat and dry your clothes left home,

by the time you got to camp, everything was completely wet?

I remember that.

These are really wet, though.

It's a little too camp for me.

Is Jamie something or what? What is she, 11?

- Where'd he find this one? - A ski slope in Aspen.

Oh. Excuse me.

I love this! I can't believe I'm here!

Bethie.

Hey, Bethie!

Forty-niner Three. Your name's all over the walls up here!

- Hi, Bethie! - Isn't this great?

I can't believe I'm here! I love this! I can't believe it!

Hurry up and get up here so we can start pickin' on you.

- Wow. - Wow.

You talked to her recently?

We had her over for dinner a couple times. I never know what to say.

I can't believe that she'd come up here. She's so strong.

Oh, wow. Look at this place!

- God, you guys. - Oh, God, look at you!

- You guys! - Hi.

- Jennifer! We were in here in '73! - It's so weird!

- Hi, Bethie. - Kelly.

- You guys were over in 49er Five. - Forty-niner Five.

I was in here with Randa Martin.

- Randa Martin! That's so weird! - Linda Belzer.

- Linda Belzer! - Jodie Keefer.

- How did you remember that? - I don't know.

- I'm Gwen, Jamie's fiancee. - I'm Beth. Nice to meet you.

A little present he gave me. Can't tell if it's a bathing suit or dental floss.

Whatever it is, it makes me sick how good you're gonna look in it.

- Shut up. That's sweet. - Savour that.

Could be the last nice thing you ever hear her say.

That is just not true.

I am planning on being nothing but extremely delightful this entire week.

I would appreciate it if you didn't pin an attitude on me until I deserve it.

Jack?

Jack Belston?

Hiya, Matt!

Hey, buddy!

- How ya doin'? - I'm doin' all right.

- Look at you, man. - No one's heard from you in so long.

- Are you still living in L.A.? - Oh, yeah.

Lou tracked me down through my parents. Jenny Morton?

Holy cow! Holy cow!

This is too much!

- Jamie Ross! - Hey!

- Tamakwa super hero! - '72!

Jack?

Beth! Bethie! Hi!

- Hi. - Oh, God.

Oh. You look so different.

I didn't expect to see you here.

I should have been at Rick's funeral.

Look, it's no big deal.

- I'm sorry. - It's great to see you.

Oh, my God. So many memories.

Okay, gang, Wakonda's smiling. We got great weather...

Hello, Unca Lou.

Jack! Hello.

Go dump your stuff in the cabin and put on a suit.