Invader! Squid Girl (侵略！イカ娘)

I won't forgive you!

You loathsome humans!

This squid will invade your rotten surface world!

Invade, invade, invade, invade, invade, invade!

Squid Girl! Woo!

The atrium that shines

at the sparkly beach.

Let's all get together and let's begin! Let's begin!

Hey you there, look,

if you stay so stubborn

and fall and hurt yourself,

that's no good, that's no good!

I'm sure that, in reality,

you have gentler feelings, too.

I'll even protect the lonely,

the dreams of the sea,

the one-dimentional mood,

and last but not least, happiness!

Proceed invincibly like that!

Proceed innocently like that!

When I got to the island in the east,

lots of treasure, great success!

Proceed recklessly like that!

Proceed senselessly like that!

I'm happy about my birthday party.

Can't we let squid-gones be squid-gones?

Invasion, conquest, tactics, campaign!

Invade, conquer!

Squid Girl!

Who's up for a squid-vasion?

Lemon House at the Sea

Sis, are the fried noodles done?

They're done, Eiko.

Here are your beers.

Another beer here.

Coming right up.

Humans, listen up.

I am going to use this house as a base to squidly subdue humanity!

I guess you're too scared to say anything.

Don't worry, I won't kill you.

I have enough petty jobs to keep you all busy!

All right, that's enough.

What the squid are you doing?

Where the squid are you taking me?

Just one question: What are you cosplaying as?

Oh, that's right, I haven't introduced myself yet.

I am a messenger from the sea,

Squid Girl!

Hmm, her reaction isn't what I expected.

Why our store?

It's the closest to the squidly sea!

I am going to use it as a base for squidly subduing humanity!

Why subdue humanity?

Isn't it squidding obvious?!

Humans have forgotten what they owe the sea

and have polluted it for their own ends without a second thought!

For us creatures of the sea,

humans are nothing but a parasite!

That's why I will subdue the human race!

In order to protect the sea!

Huh?

I understand, but we're busy with work today,

so come again some other time.

Be careful on your way home.

Oh, thanks.

Wait! Don't think for one squidding minute that I'm just bluffing!

Listen to me!

Here are the fried noodles for table 3.

The soy-flavor ramen is for table 5.

Fr-Fried noodles table 3, ramen table 5...

I need chopsticks.

Can I get some water?

Another one of these please.

A bowl of dry noodles and dumplings please.

Just one squidding moment, please!

Two snowcones: one strawberry and one sweet milk.

One highball.

One spaghetti aglio, olio e peperoncino.

Fried chicken and steamed dumplings.

A bowl with young sardines.

I understand.

Can you bus these?

Right a-squidly-way.

Two fried noodles to go.

I'm returning a swim ring.

Ice cream!

Three pot stickers please.

Can I get my bags?

I'd like to use the shower.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm squidly sorry!

Don't touch that!

You could hurt yourself. Sheesh, be careful.

She didn't scold me even though I made a mistake.

Instead she worried about me...

Her face is scary, but she's actually nice.

Don't worry about these, bring these out instead.

Got it!

Wait, what am I doing?

This squid came here to subdue the human race!

I didn't come here to get a squidding job!

Yeah, yeah, we get it.

If you don't feel like working,

go home instead of getting in the way.

This isn't a squidding game! I really am going to invade-

You keep talking about invading.

How many customers do you think we have today?

Huh? Many? Lots? Tentacles of thousands?

30, 30 people.

Do you really think you can subdue the human race,

if you can't even handle that many people?

Subduing the human race means

that you have to control 6.4 billion people by yourself.

Billion?

How many did you think there were?

I thought it was about a thousand...

So you thought you could handle about a thousand, huh?

By the way, if you make the entire human race your enemy,

all the armies of the entire world will be your enemy.

Are you ready for that?

What the squid is an army?

You've gotta be kidding me!

Then what about guns(juu)?

Ten(juu)?

Missiles?

Miso soup?

I came to the surface world for the first time today.

How am I supposed to know all that?!

Someone who can't even handle a single mosquito

wants to subdue humanity...

I'll show you my full squid tentacle powers then!

Squid wins!

Did you see that?

There's nothing I can't do.

Looks like you're too scared and awed to speak.

How dare you destroy the wall of our store!

Who cares, it's going to be mine anyway.

No, it won't.

Are you actually controlling these?

Yes.

Speed!

Power!

Reach!

Delicacy!

These ten tentacles always catch their prey and never let it escape.

That's squid 101 for ya.

That's far beyond what a normal squid can do...

Hey, you said you wanted to make this house your base, right?

Damn squiddy!

You can.

R-Really?

Yup.

Why do I have to squidding work?

You have to pay for the damage with your tentacles.

Oh my, we have a new worker.

This is squid abuse!

Squid Girl, this is for table 4.

Got it.

Restock the cokes in the fridge.

I'm on it already!

Hold on a squid, aren't you a compatriot?

I came to conquer them, not to squidding do this.

I must be imagining things.

I feel like I'm being watched...

These wavy things are fun.

Wavy things?

How dare he! These are my tentacles!

Wow, they move. Weird!

This is no good. He doesn't get it.

I have to teach him how scary this squid is.

That was fun!

That's the opposite of what I wanted.

Again! Again!

Again! Again!

I know! I'll play with you if you become my squid-underling!

Underling?

I am Squid Girl, a messenger from the sea!

You have to call me "Captain".

Oh, and address your superior squid correctly!

Roger, Captain!

Oh, I can get used to this!

Let's immediately get started on our squid-vasion plan to conquer the surface world!

Roger, Captain!

First, let's occupy this place!

Yeah!

Squid attack!

Aye!

What are you doing, Squid Girl?

This place is now under my squidly control!

Oh, Takeru, you came?

Yup, Sis.

Huh?!

Sis? That means he's her brother?

I became the captain's underling

and we're going to conquer the surface world!

I see, using my brother, huh?

We're just playing around.

It was just an invasion game.

What? You said you'd make me your underling!