Codename: Kids Next Door

BOARDING SCHOOL?

THAT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS, MAN.

YOU'LL NEVER

MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

OH, YOU POOR THING!

RELAX.

THEY HAVEN'T BUILT - A BOARDING SCHOOL YET

THAT CAN HOLD ME.

MY PARENTS TRY TO PUT ME

INTO ONE EVERY YEAR,

AND I ALWAYS BUST OUT

BY MIDNIGHT.

HUH? HEY!

YEHH! AAAH!

BYE, NUMBUH 4!

SEND ME A FUNNY POSTCARD, OKAY?

WELL, HELLO, MR. BEETLES.

I AM MISS MARGARET.

WELCOME TO

ST. RITA'S PREPARATORY.

FIRST,

YOU SHALL JOIN THE OTHERS

IN THE ORIENTATION ROOM.

WHY BOTHER, LADY?

I'M JUST GOING TO BREAK OUT - OF THIS TIN CAN

BY THE END OF THE DAY - ANYWAY.

OH, YOU BOYS CAN BE

SO CHARMINGLY DIRECT.

WELL, WE'LL SOON CURE YOU

OF THAT!

WELL,

WE'LL SOON CURE YOU OF THAT.

PBHT!

KEEP YAPPING, LADY.

UGHHHHHHH!

WELL, THEN...

I'LL JUST SHOW YOU

TO YOUR HOMEROOM!

OHHH...

EEK!

All: HI!

HI!

WHAT GIVES, LADY?

THIS CLASS - IS FULL OF CRUDDY GIRLS!

THAT'S BECAUSE ST. RITA'S

IS A GIRLS' BOARDING SCHOOL.

I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL HERE.

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,

I'M NOT A GIRL!

NOT YET YOU'RE NOT!

GOODBYE, WALLY...

HELLO, WILHELMINA!

AHHHHHHH!

AH-HA-HA-HA!

STAY STILL!

AHHHH!

WHERE

WHERE IS HE?

WHERE?!

HOW COULD HE GET AWAY?!

NO FAIR! NO FAIR!

IT'S NEVER FAIR!

THIS IS NO FAIR!

NO FAIR! NO FAIR!

NO FAIR!

HMM?

I'M GOING TO MY TURRET NOW.

CARRY ON, GIRLS.

LET'S SHARE!

OH... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP

TO SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN.

HEY!

WHAT AM I DOING?

I AM NUMBAH 4.

I DON'T NEED HELP DEFEATING

A BUNCH OF GIRLIE GIRLS!

YEAH, I'LL SHOW THEM.

HELLO?

WHO WAS IT, NUMBAH 3?

I DON'T KNOW.

THEY HUNG UP.

WAAAH! - WAAAH!

HEY, WHO ARE YOU?

STUPID, NASTY, - LITTLE BOYS...

ALWAYS CAUSING

MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM.

OHH, WAIT UNTIL I HEAR

ABOUT THIS.

COME ON, COME ON.

OH, HURRY UP ALREADY.

HELLO.

YOU HAVE

REACHED MADAM MARGARET.

OH, THANK GOODNESS.

THAT BOY YOU TOOK...

IF YOU'RE GETTING - THIS MESSAGE,

IT MEANS I'M TRAVELING THROUGH

THE TIME STREAM

TO ENSURE

A BOY-FREE FUTURE.

JUST TELL ME THE TIME PERIOD

YOU ARE CALLING FROM,

AND LEAVE A MESSAGE

AT THE BEEP.

HI, IT'S ME.

THE BOY YOU WARNED ME ABOUT...

OHH, HE ESCAPED!

AND I HAVE NO IDEA

WHERE TO FIND HIM.

Numbah 4: WHY DON'T YOU TRY

LOOKING BEHIND YOU?

WHAT?!

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT

SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE, LADY.

AHHHHHH!

MY FOOT!

HA!

TAKE THAT, LA...

DY?

[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY

YOU BIG MEANIE!

HEY! YOU'RE JUST

A CRUDDY GIRL!

I AM NOT CRUDDY!

YOU ARE JUST LIKE

MY BROTHERS...

ALWAYS YELLING AT ME

A-A-A-AND TRYING TO BOSS

US GIRLS AROUND.

W-W-W-WELL, NO MORE!

THANKS TO ME,

WITH THE HELP OF MY FUTURE SELF,

THE WORLD WILL SOON

BE A BETTER PLACE

FILLED WITH ONLY NICE,

FRIENDLY GIRLS.

YOU CALL THAT BETTER?

OH, VERY FUNNY.

WELL, YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH

MORE MATURE AND SMARTER

WE ARE THAN YOU!

PBHT!

OH, YEAH? WHEN?

NOW!

NO!

THAT WAS A GIFT!

A GIFT?

WHO GIVES A GIRL

A LASER FOR A GIFT?!

HER FUTURE SELF.

SORRY I'M LATE.

I HAD SOME BUSINESS

ON THE OTHER END OF TOWN.

BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE,

LET'S GIVE YOUR PLAYMATE

A TASTE OF HIS FUTURE

AND LET HIM GET IN TOUCH

WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE.

OH, LOOK! A BOY!

-

GET HIM! GET HIM!

GET HIM! GET HIM!

SAYONARA, SUCKERS!

HA HA!

STUPID GIRLS!

HA HA HA!

CHALK ANOTHER ONE

UP FOR THE BOYS.

OH, CRUD!

AHHHHHHH!

UGH.

OH, WHO'S STUPID NOW,

LOSER?

MARGARET,

DON'T JUST STAND THERE.

FINISH HIM!

OKAY, OKAY.

JEEZ, I AM SUCH A PAIN.

ALL RIGHT!

NO MORE SUGAR AND SPICE!

HA!

TOLD YOU I'D BUST

OUT OF THAT...

OKAY.

I... DEFINITELY...

NEED HELP... NOW.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

AHH!

HELLO?

OH, HI, NUMBAH 4.

WHERE ARE YOU?

LISTEN, NUMBAH 3,

THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.