Grey's Anatomy

Meredith: Surgeons like to believe

they're the center of the universe,

that their million-dollar hands

are the only thing that matters.

I don't know how you do the thing you just did...

...but it -- mm -- was...spectacular.

Mm-hmm!

Well, I got to give you a reason to keep me around.

Well, maybe tonight,

I might just return the favor.

Richard Webber, are you still on that?

Come on. I already told you no.

Well, maybe it's time to reconsider.

Well, what if something goes wrong, baby?

Trust me.

You only need a scalpel and the patient to use it on.

No one else.

I used to believe it, too.

Taryn: Levi!

Um, I'll be right there.

Check your phone.

But that was before I had kids.

Oh, my God. What?

Webber's back as residency director, officially.

What happened to Grey?

Uh, it says she'll be splitting her time

between doing surgery and research.

Taryn: Levi!

Uh...

Oh, it also says we were supposed to be

in the skills lab 15 minutes ago!

Okay. I'm coming!

Truth is, from the time your patient first gets sick

to the time they're lying on your table...

Hey. Hey.

I thought you were leaving early this morning.

She started seizing when I was on my way to the airport,

so I hit her with lorazepam, phenobarbital

and put her in an induced coma.

And now I need a world-class neurosurgeon

to help me figure out

why my landmark transplant patient is circling the drain.

...a team of internists, specialists, and nurses

have already interacted with that patient

more than you ever will.

I was starting to think you weren't gonna show up.

I almost didn't. I can't stand the whining.

Well, you don't have to stay long.

Is that Roy?

When you write these testimonials,

I want you to lay it all on the table.

I want to know every diagnosis, every symptom.

Did you lose 40 pounds?

Are you sweating through your sheets?

Explosive diarrhea.

Do not hold back.

Testimonials?

Roy's headed to Washington next month to lobby.

Won't shut up about it.

We gotta do to the VA what Barb Simmons did to me

in the fourth grade when I was hanging on the monkey bars --

pull their shorts down and expose them.

Bastards.

No, it couldn't be.

Sergeant.

Colonel.

Thought you said you'd never be caught dead at one of these.

Anyone's dying, it's you, old man.

Yeah.

It's good to see you, man.

Good to see you. You look good.

Roy, I want to introduce you to Major...

Owen Hunt, Army trauma surgeon.

Welcome.

And what delightful disease have you been blessed with?

None, fortunately.

Um, I'm here because I'm hoping we might be able

to work together.

I'm starting a study to prove the link

between burn pits and your illnesses

so that the VA will have to auto--

You okay?

-Roy. -Roy?

Roy, Roy!

Put him on his side. Call 911!

Is she okay?

Oh, teething.

Well, in that case, are youokay?

I haven't slept, all I've eaten is

a handful of cereal -- no, no, no, no, no! --

and I'm late for work.

I'm sorry I asked.

Jo: Thank you.Okay.

I knew how to be alone, but now I'm alone with Luna.

I'm responsible for her life.

I'm so tired, I could drop dead.

Tough stuff being a single parent.

You don't happen to have any teething tips, do you?

At this point, I would try ritual sacrifice.

Earplugs? Oh.

Man: Help!

I need some help!Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I don't -- I don't know what's wrong with her.

She just started screaming and breathing and --

Are you in labor?

I'm not due for a couple more weeks.

Okay, um...

You're pregnant?

Is it mine?

We've been together for four weeks.

How would it be yours?

I'm gonna page OB.

Oh, I am OB.

Here. Can you, um, take her to daycare for me?

Bye, baby. Gladly.

Okay, um, go inside and ask for a wheelchair.

-Now, now! -Yeah, okay.

Hi. Congratulations. You're doing great.

Okay, deep breaths.

Woman over P.A.: Nurse Tyler to the OR. Nurse Tyler to the OR.

Grey! I thought you'd be settled in Minnesota by now.

I leave later on this evening.

And I'm still your chief of general.

And as long as you credit Grey-Sloan

when you save humanity, you do you.

What I want to know is why Webber has paged us here

to the skills lab.

And cleared my whole schedule.

You too? Yes.

Well, I don't know who approved this, but it sure wasn't --

I did.

Meredith: Would you like to tell us why?

Richard: It's a big day.

Not only is it my first official day back

as residency director,

I'm debuting a new teaching method,

and the two of you are going to help me.Uh --

Come on.

Uh...

Alright, attention, everyone.

Today is gonna be a day

that you will remember for the rest of your careers.

Each one of you is gonna perform a lap chole start to finish --

on your own.

Today, you will be attendings.

-What?! - Oh, my God!

Are you kidding?He's serious.

Welcome to the Webber Method.

I take it back.

What?

You can't go to Minnesota.

This man has lost his damned mind.

-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Yes, God!

Hunt, what's going on?Roy Davis, 60,

experienced syncope after an episode of hemoptysis.

BP is 160 over 100, and he's tachycardic.

Gonna need chest films ASAP.

Roy.

They won't show anything good, I can promise you that.

Roy, I'm here.

He has the same thing I have -- pulmonary fibrosis --

more advanced.

Listen, I know you'd rather chew gravel than hang out here,

so don't -- I'm staying.

Trauma 1 is open.

Okay, let's get him inside!

You stay in the lobby.

I'll update you as soon as I can, okay?

Niki, you are 5 centimeters

dilated and having this baby today.

Congratulations.

But it's too early. I'm not ready.

And -- And -- And today's our one-month anniversary.

Wow! It's a special day all around.

Who's the dad?

No dad. Just a hook-up.

We had sex. A lot of sex.

I had a lot of sex with a pregnant woman.

It works just the same.

Okay, but, like, I'm pretty sure that's

outside of my moral code.

W-Why didn't you tell me?

Look at me. I thought you knew.

I just thought you were --

Aaaah!Okay. Uh, Dustin, right?

Uh, Niki is in good hands.