Rim of the World

I repeat, we do not see the ship.

I do.

It's right outside the window.

Cortez is dead.

Send the coordinates to Dr. Fielding at JPL.

Ken!

I don't read the coordinates. I need them here at JPL.

Major Collins, go to manual.

Put the coordinates on the crypto-key

and get it down to Dr. Fielding at JPL yourself.

-Come on! Come on! -

Major Collins, get out of there.

- -

Where's your retainer?

Mom, NASA's testing new boosters using solid rocket fuel.

Those things can incinerate anything.

Anything else we're forgetting?

Sunscreen, good.

You ready, bud?

Just a few more minutes.

Sweetie, you don't need any more time in that chair.

If you're worried about my posture, this chair is ergonomic.

Look, my spine just perfectly aligns.

Alex, honey,

there is a whole world out there beyond these screens.

There's nothing to worry about.

You're gonna make friends.

I have friends.

Come on. Let's go.

-Bye, Mom. -Bye, baby.

Gonna be a lot of cute girls up there, Dariush,

knock 'em dead.

Don't be a creep, Dad.

Dariush...

I love you, son.

No matter what.

All right, Jacobi, let's bounce.

What did you say your relationship was again?

She's my niece.

It's my sister-in-law's.

You can kinda see it in the eyes.

What's your business here?

She's got a spelling bee out in Camarillo.

How many L's in Camarillo?

You're gonna do good in America.

Okay. Let's go. Come on.

You're light. Nope. More.

There you go.

Pleasure doing business with you, kid.

Where to?

Rim of the World. Okay.

You know, I went to camp when I was a little girl.

You've said.

-That's where I met Flora Beetworth. -

I mean, I met a lot of cool people, but she was the coolest.

It's okay, Alex.

Are sure you wanna take your dad's watch?

Mom, I'll take care of the watch.

Come on, honey.

Come on, you can do this.

It's going to be great. Look how beautiful it is.

Rim of the World.

This is gonna be so awesome.

Look at all the other kids your age.

Alex! I am your leader, Logan.

Now, if you look around, you'll see a lot of interesting things.

First interesting thing we have is Carl right here.

He is the black man on the campus.

We gonna teach you about black culture, pay attention,

gonna only do this once. Ready?

Snap! That's called the black man handshake.

Okay, don't wanna see you doing that. Only for black people.

Oh, hey, use retail method when folding my clothes, Jacobi.

Okay? I don't wanna see any creases.

- Retail what? -Retail method.

-What's that? -What rich people do. You wouldn't know.

Don't turn your back, I'll slap you.

- They're just kidding. -Alex, look, see we got music over here.

Come on, Alex, dance a little bit.

You know how to dance?

You always wanted to learn how to play guitar... and dancing.

Keep playing, I'm dancing. Keep playing, I'm dancing.

Oh, I'm sorry, ladies. Cool.

Maybe next time, no originals, play the people what they want.

Let's go.

It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great.

Uh, this, this is Conrad right here, okay. Conrad, he's a little...

Look at these people you're meeting.

Sheesh, Conrad.

-Hey. -What are you doing?

Welcome to the jungle, ginger nugget.

Nope, can't call him that. Second of all, put your titties away.

What? These titties?

Don't bounce the titties, I told you to put them away.

Why's your shirt so small? It can't even connect.

You must be Alex!

Welcome to the Rim of the World Adventure Camp.

Thanks.

Back there is registration, get checked in, get your cabin number.

And we'll sign you up for some afternoon activities.

Hey, how are your pipes?

-What? -Our musical this year

is Fiddler on the Roof!

Wait a second.

I think I just found my Tevye.

You're going to have a heck of a time. Very exciting!

I offer greetings, my fair princess.

I humbly submit my name, Alex.

She seemed nice.

All right, who's next?

China?

Okay, um...

No, no, no.

Ni hao!

Um...

Welcome... to... camp!

I love...

Jackie Chan.

Do you understand the words comin' out of my mouth? Okay?

Move along.

Wow. China.

My man, where you been, baby? You remember the black man hand...

-Nope. -You said I can't do it.

I was testing you.

Good shit, baby. Good shit. Move along.

You gotta start wearing the silk.

That's what gets the girls. You can't wear-- Never mind.

Ooh!

Mmm-mm-mm.

Put it in my box.

I'm sorry. What?

Put it in my box.

-Uh... -Just take it out and put it in my box.

Oh...

You saying in front of a lot of people right now.

You sure about that?

Can you put your cell phone in the box, please?

Whoo! Phone!

Yes. Yeah, I thought you meant something else.

-I was... -What'd you think I meant?

You don't wanna know what I thought you were...

-Dariush. Did you...? -No, no, no, no.

-Dariush. -I didn't think that, no. I didn't...

-Oh... -I didn't...

You know what, to be honest with you,

I left my phone at home.

-I don't have my cell phone with me. -Ah. Okay.

Okay, I better say goodbye to you now before I embarrass you in public.

You know what that means?

No, Mom!

Mom, you said you wouldn't.

Okay.

I love you.

Have fun.

Hold this.

What's up, tool?

You ready?

This is gonna be fun.

Cool helmet.

Don't look down. Don't look down.

All right, Zhenzhen, you are good to go. Safety first.

Mm-hmm. 'Sup, girl? I'm Dariush.

Is this a layover because we're making that connection, you feel me?

-Oh, all right. -

That pickup line was the worst I've ever heard, man.

I got game. Girls fall when they see me.

Yeah, they fall off the zip line and almost commit suicide.

No, they fall in love.

- Is that right? - That's right. Like that one?

It was cool... But you should've said it to her, not me.

- Next time. -Don't use it on me.

Carrot Top's up next, you ready, Alex?

Let's do this, baby. Come on. Come to the edge.

Look, right over to the edge. There we go.

Come on, come to the edge.

-All you gotta do is breathe. -I can't. I can't.

Breathe. Look at me. Look at me, all you gotta do is breathe. Okay?

Close your eyes and when you open them you'll be on the other side.