Tales of Babylon

Huh? What's your problem, you little pussy?

Running away, huh, dickhead?

Huh, yeah, fucking pussy, you gonna cry again?

You gonna cry again? You gonna cry again?

Piece of shit, what you gonna do?

- What you gonna do, huh? - You're fucking pathetic, Martin.

- You pussy. - You're fucking nothing.

- You worthless piece of shit, Martin. - Fuck you.

- You're pathetic! - Fuck you!

What the fuck?

Yo, pussy.

Oi, piggy!

Dickhead, you deaf?

- Hey... - H-h-hey.

- Are you stupid? - No.

N-n-no. Shut up!

God.

Come on.

- Eat the shit. - What?

Eat. The. Shit. Piggy.

Fucking grab it.

And fucking eat it.

- Fucking eat it, piggy. - I'm-m-m sorry, OK?

I don't give a shit. Eat it or I fucking kill you.

I don't understand, really?

It's not up to you or about...

Look, get yourselves one of those, yeah.

Then we can talk.

- Right? - I'm-m-m sorry. Sorry.

- Uh-uh-uh... - I'm sorry, OK. I'm sorry...

Come here. Come here.

Ah stop fucking crying, you pussy. I'll kill you.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Eat the shit.

Eat the shit.

Eat the fucking shit. Or I swear to God I'll shoot you.

Fucking eat it. Eat the shit. You fucking puss...

Is everything understood?

Yes, of course.

And do not open the door to anyone other than me.

Yeah, yeah, OK.

- Are you even listening? - Yes, of course.

Take care of the kid, she's super valuable, blah, blah, blah, I got it.

You better not let anything happen to her, or you'll wish you'll be dead.

Are you threatening me?

Believe me, if something happens to her, I'll be the least of your worries.

OK.

Good boy.

Ugh!

This is so boring.

Did he say when he'd be back?

He'll come back when he's done talking to Alex!

Where's my brother?

- Wouldn't you like to know? - Actually, I would.

Shut up.

Hey, do you know what they're doing with the kid?

What do you mean?

Are we giving her to the Dragon?

What do you care?

I don't know, man, that guy's...

He's super creepy. Have you seen the way he looks at his daughter?

It's kind of gross.

Does it matter?

No, not really. I was...

I was just curious.

He can do whatever he wants.

- There you go. - Thanks.

There you go.

So, who are we protecting today?

An old girlfriend?

Your mum? Your mum's hot friend.

Your dad's hot friend.

I knew it. You cheeky bastard.

You know, I've been meaning to ask you.

- What's with the white streak? - Finally!

I thought you'd never ask.

Well, I was going through Instagram, right?

And I came across this dude, like an actor dude.

With this like really square jaw, and these really, really nice muscles.

Like, he's got this really, really nice face, too.

I mean, first off, I was like, "Damn!".

Then I was like, I noticed he's got, like, this little white streak.

- You mean Richard Madden? - Yeah? Yeah.

So, anyway, I noticed he's got, like, this little white streak,

but it turns out that it's all-natural.

And I thought, I've got to get me one of those.

And so I did, and here I am today. I think it looks sick.

So you copied him?

- Not copied. More like inspiration, you know? - Sure.

So, yeah, I was kind of like... I MEAN, I THOUGHT: I could pull that off.

I mean, I kind of look like him, no?

I'm pretty hot.

I'm not saying it's a terrible idea and it... it looks...

decent, but...

- Oh there's always a but with you. - Nah hear me out.

How about we're trying to run away from someone

and your stupid white hair leads them straight to us?

Ah, see, now, that's why I have the hoodie.

It can cover our head so no one could see us.

- The hoodie in the bag? - Yeah, yeah, yeah!

That hoodie is fluorescent pink.

Fucking skid-mark head.

- What are you looking at? - You.

- I do not like your attitude, kid. - I don't like your face.

Well, maybe I'll scoop out your eyes so you don't have to look at it.

Why can't you learn just to enjoy life a little bit? Huh?

No one's going to follow us, because if it comes to it,

there's going to be no one left to follow us.

So just relax.

That must be him. I'll open up.

No, wait. Stop. He said he'd call before he came over.

Quick, hide the kid in the bathroom.

Stay fucking quiet, o-or I'll come back and cut your tongue, OK?

Who is it?

I don't know. It's no one I've seen before.

So open up. Let's-let's greet our guests.

- Didn't he say not to open? - Shut up.

Let's have a little fun.

What?

Hey, we're looking for Alex.

He's not here.

Tell him to fuck off.

- What? - Hey, man,

- I don't think you heard my friend. - Fuck off!

OK.

Look, your friend isn't here, all right?

So fuck off before I put a bullet through your head.

Fuck! Arghh!

- Fuck! - Oh, God!

Oh, God!

I don't think so, big man.

Shut the fuck up or I'll paint the walls with your fucking brain!

- These your friends? - Fuck no!

- Then who are they? - I don't know.

You don't know? What you mean you don't know?

- I don't know! - Wow.

Let's find out then, shall we?

Get the fuck up. Faster, you cunt!

Stop screaming!

Who is the cunt who shot me?

This one?

Not me! No!

- What the fuck is wrong with you? - Fuck him, he shot me first.

- He shot me. - I don't give a shit.

Fuck you man and your moral fucking compass!

Stick it up your tight ass.

Shut up! Shut the fuck up, you cunt!

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!

What's so fucking funny?

- No, nothing. - Nothing.

Why are you laughing then?

Well, you...

Yeah.

And he...

Yeah?

N-no,

nothing.

Nothing.

Good.

'Cos I didn't think there was anything funny.

Did you?

No, not at all.

Do you guys?

- No. - No.

Good.

Because that would be some fucked-up shit.

I mean, I've got your friend's brains all over my face.

You'd have to be next-level fucked in the head to find that funny.

Really fucked in the head.

No...

we didn't think it was funny.

Yeah, no, not at all.

I don't remember asking them a question, Y? Do you?

No.

I don't, X, I don't.

So why did you speak, then?

- Oh, who, us? - Mhm.

We didn't.

Sorry...

Sir?

Sir?

Did you hear that, Y?

Hey...

chill, OK?

No need to call me "sir".

Just relax, yeah? I'm not your teacher.

We, we're on a mission of peace.

Yeah?

OK?