DC's Legends of Tomorrow

- In 2166, an immortal tyrant named vandal savage

Conquered the world and murdered my wife and child.

I have assembled an elite team to hunt him throughout time

And stop his rise to power.

Unfortunately, my plan is opposed

By the body I'd sworn my allegiance to:

The time masters.

In the future, my friends may not be heroes,

But if we succeed,

They will be remembered as legends.

Previously, on "legends of tomorrow"...

Savage has kept his movements hidden throughout history,

But professor aldus boardman is the world's leading expert.

- Savage was an egyptian priest. - Kendra and I reincarnate.

- And every time he kills you, it passes to him.

That's what maintains his immortality.

- Professor boardman has sustained

Severe internal injuries.

- 100 years from now, your lives

Have minimal effect on the recorded timeline.

You lied to us.

- I don't give a damn about being a legend

As long as we end savage once and for all.

So how do we find this guy?

And we've arrived.

Gideon, if you wouldn't mind camouflaging us

As an alpine meadow, perhaps?

- What are you complaining about now?

It's not like we time-jumped.

- I hate flying, especially in...

Whatever this thing is.

Where exactly are we?

- We're still in 1975, right? - Indeed.

October 1975 on the fjords of northern norway.

Sounds like a vacation.

- Which we can take as soon as the threat of savage

Has been neutralized, mr. Snart.

That's aldus's notebook.

- Now he theorized that savage might

Be here, and if he's right,

And if we can capture savage, then at least

Professor boardman didn't die in vain.

- Can't we just go back and save aldus?

He was our son.

Look, I'm sorry.

We can't go back and change events in which we participated.

Time would fold in on itself, creating a temporal vortex.

- Which sounds way cooler than it is.

- Forgetting physics for a second,

Shouldn't we figure out what savage is doing in norway?

- According to gideon, there is a large meeting

Of terrorists and fringe groups looking to buy illegal arms.

- Now that sounds like a vacation.

Arms dealers and terrorists

Aren't exactly our kind of people,

But they're the next best thing.

- Well, looks like you and your lapdog

Get to earn your keep.

- I'm no one's lapdog, bird-man.

So what exactly does one wear

To a black market arms bazaar, anyway?

- The waverider has a fabrication room

Which can fashion temporally-indigenous,

Uh, fashion.

- You've got a room that makes clothing?

Doesn't everyone?

- All right, first thing we need to do

Is work up a plan.

Got a lot of experience

Infiltrating criminal gatherings?

Didn't think so. I'm calling the shots.

Actually, I'm in charge,

In case any of you have forgotten.

- No, I remember. I just don't care.

- Do I need to remind any of you that I'm a time master?

Making discrete alterations to the timeline

Is what I do, so we're not just gonna charge into the past

Like a bull into a china shop--

Half of what you've told us

About the mission turned out to be lies.

- None of you have ever encountered

Vandal savage before.

I have, and I'm telling you now,

You are making a big mistake.

- already did that when we trusted you.

Back soon, captain.

- Looks like they're checking credentials.

And we don't have any.

- We got this. Trust us.

- - excuse you.

Ids.

You don't look like an amhad ahmed izz-al-din.

- I'm arab. On my mother's side.

Is there a problem?

I don't like delays.

Do you know who we are?

My associates and I are the operational arm of "scimitar."

The lombardo square bombing, 1963.

Murder of henri tyran, canada, 1970.

Konig airport massacre, 1971.

Bottom line?

You don't want to doubt me.

- You're a special kind of crazy.

I like it.

We're in.

- So why don't I get to play terrorist?

This is just a kidnapping.

No need for your nuclear fireworks.

Savage'll be one of the buyers.

Once we get eyes on, hang back.

We'll boost him once this is all over.

Any sign of him?

- No. - He's not here, boss.

- Let's get ginger and the professor and move out.

- If I could have your attention.

Thank you all for coming.

I promise, it will be well worth your time.

- Seems we were wrong about savage.

He's not one of the buyers.

He's the seller.

- This is a variable-yield nuclear warhead,

Capable of producing a blast

Equivalent to one megaton of tnt.

- Shall we begin our bidding at $100 million?

$100 million.

Do I hear $105 million?

$110 million?

$115 million?

Is everything all right, sir?

They're here.

That group.

Where are they from?

- It appears we've drawn some unwanted attention.

We need to bid. Fire your gun in the air.

that's $125 million.

- Um, what's happening? - Going once...

- It's what's not happening that is the concern.

- Going twice... - Nobody else is bidding.

- Sold! - Congratulations, professor.

You just bought yourself a nuclear weapon.

Well, well.

We seem to have a new player.

But you seem a bit academic.

How did you get in here and who are you?

As of a few seconds ago,

I'm a nuclear power.

- Yet I don't know you or your organization,

And I know everyone.

- Hey. Back off. - Watch your tone.

- Is there some sort of problem here?

- Yeah, the master race here is starting to bug me.

- We're just gonna get our nuclear warhead

And be on our way.

Not without paying first.

- Once we've validated that the warhead's operational.

Personally, I find it highly unlikely

That you were able to accumulate

Enough fissionable material in this era

To fashion a workable nuclear device.

This era?

Figure of speech.

- I got a feeling you guys might want to get

Those helmets of yours on.

Change of plans.

I'll provide a 25% discount

To the organization which brings me

The heads of these men.

Can I burn some stuff now?

I wish you would.

Now would be a good time-- - yeah. To kill you.

I wasn't talking to you.

Oh!

Aah!

Aah!

[relentless bass-heavy drum beat]

Savage.

Prince khufu.

As always, the fashion plate--

And your better half.

- This ends here and now, savage.

You're coming with us.

- I doubt you can apprehend me...

And stop a nuclear explosion.

- You screwed that up pretty good.

I had it handled.

- I like how you actually believe that.

- Aah! Ugh!

- Um, we got a nuclear bomb here.

Ray! What did you do?

- I didn't do anything. It must have a fail-safe.

Professor, jax, we need you!

- You have to get to a minimum safe distance.

Okay, what now?

- We wait for the warhead to go off,