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Yes?

Baska!

He wants to pee.

What have you done?

Come on.

Good morning, Sabina.

Wlodek, what is this?

Benny Goodman...

in concert, Sabina.

THE ORGY IN SPACE - Is that what he looked like?

Not at all...

Shame on you! My husband says he borrowed this crap from you.

Never in my life. It's the first time I've seen it.

- It's signed. - Where?

Here.

Wlodek.

It's my Benny Goodman CD.

But...

"The Orgy In Space"?

You're all the same. Give it to me.

FOR WLODEK

Here you go.

I'm sorry. One more thing, okay?

Hi.

Good afternoon.

- You've changed. - That's what happens to children.

How did you find out?

The same way you did.

So it looks like it's nothing serious?

At his age anything can be serious, or not.

You have to be careful.

Pawel, sir, could I get your autograph?

Yes, of course. Just a moment.

- Who is it for? - For Magda, my wife.

- Nurse, he fainted. - Oh, shit.

- Green? - Yes, green.

Pigs!

I won.

Next time, when you really faint, I won't help you.

You'll see.

And what are you looking at? Go back to your beds right away.

What is this, a conference?

Hurry, hurry.

Hi.

- What are you doing here? - Hi, Grandpa.

Maciek.

- How did you find out? - Mrs. Dziedzic called. She found you.

Where is Mom? I cannot get hold of her.

She's probably bringing loads of food for you. Typical.

"I'm leaving. Don't look for me. Call the boys. Baska."

What's this rubbish?

It's not rubbish.

Mom left me.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Mom, please call me back. It's urgent.

- But really, call me. - She won't call you.

- It's me. She'll call me. - She left her phone at home.

You got pissed. That's why she got mad.

You'd be sick if you wouldn't do any number.

- Grandpa's sick, can't you see? - Yeah, I see how sick he is.

Let him go.

- Let's take a picture. - How?

Like this.

Get in.

Buckle up.

- How's Mom? - Good.

- So, you're managing. - You mean, how we share your alimony?

Yes, that's exactly what I mean.

Nice car. It must've cost a fortune.

It did. Turns out I banged out those passages for something.

And I thought it was for the art's sake.

See? And I just wanted to buy a flashy ride.

Beethoven, Bach, Berg, Brahms.

Don't you have anything starting with a different letter?

- I don't feel good about this either. - About what?

- What are you doing? - What do you want?

Should I soak myself with gasoline and burn myself?

Hi, doggy. Hello.

Good doggy. How are you doing?

Hi, doggy.

Hello there.

Come.

Buddy. Buddy.

"Pork chops are in the fridge".

Hello?

Hi.

Everything's all right.

I feel fine.

I'm at home. Where else should I be?

No, I don't have grudges.

I would probably have left myself.

I'm not kidding.

Buddy?

He's next to me.

I don't know why he's not barking.

Wanna ask him?

You know what, Basia? I have to go now.

I put the kettle on.

Enjoy.

How long can you watch crabs?

- Turn it off. It's for morons. - Obviously your son's a moron.

- Turn it off, or I'll puke. - Do it.

- It'll be your first human response. - You don't know me at all.

You'd shit your pants for fear on such a ship.

Do you really think I shit my pants so easily?

Yes, I do.

That's what I think.

Did Mom call you?

No, she didn't.

Do you know, that I haven't been downtown in 3 years?

Slow down.

They tore down my club.

- What club? - The Architect's Club.

I played my first dance gig here.

I met your Grandma here.

It's very good it's been torn down.

This whole city should be torn down and rebuilt.

It's the wrong way.

We're not going home.

What's this supposed to be?

It'll be the best place for your Grandpa.

At least until my Mom comes back.

Great personnel, full medical care. Everything is set.

Where are you going?

Jesus.

- What are you doing? - And you?

- What? - Shit!

The whole civilized world does it, nobody gets offended.

Will you do his laundry and send it from England?

- You think it's the best we can do for him now? -Yes, I do.

I'll find such a palace for you, too.

- You won't be able to afford it. - Maybe I will.

- Hello, Madame Sabina. - The three of you!

Pawel and Maciek...

- Hello, Sabina. - You're so lucky, Wlodek.

They've come from all over the world. They must really love you.

- They must. - And where's your wife?

In the pharmacy.

And your CD with this film should stay in my place.

The one with Benny Goodman?

Did it poop?

It did.

So come back.

I guess...

Come on, Buddy...

Don't feed the dog.

Who's feeding the dog?

Get out of here.

Hello?

So put this recording off for few days.

Hello?

You played on this?

Maciek...

That's a trumpet.

So what instrument did you play?

This one. A clarinet. Do you want to hear it?

Can I see that clarinet of yours?

A real Zelmer. A dream not an instrument.

Do you still have it?

I had to sell it.

- Sell it? Why? - Because.

Hello?

Something cut us off.

But I have this.

I'll finish the recording after the concert in Berlin.

- What's this? - My mouthpiece.

Hello?

Funny.

You're funny yourself.

What are you doing?

Winding the clock.

- You have to do it now? - It won't wind by itself.

Of course, you can't do it later, can you?

Don't worry.

You'll go to this Berlin of yours and get applauded again.

And Grandma will come back.

I would. I always came back.

It's a miracle she stayed with you for so many years.

What are you looking at?

Ask your Grandpa to tell you what fast ones he pulled.

Go on, tell him.

It's good to see you together again.

Dad, stop it, please.

We have a serious problem to solve.

- Baska is my problem. - Your problem?

I start my European tour in a week, Maciek goes back to England in two.

- You still think it's your problem. - Still.

- I don't have time for this. - True.

We haven't seen each other for 3 years.

- 2,5 years. - Sure. - And I was working.

- Have you got Krysia's number? - Krysia who?

Aunt Krysia.

Your wife's sister. Remember?

My Mom is like yours.

When she digs her heels in, there's nothing you can do.

It's her bound duty to come back home and take care of my father.

Pawel...

- Your mom fell in love. - What?

- She left with another guy. - That's incredible!

Don't kid me! She's 75!