Regular Show: The Movie

Commander rigs to home ship.

Initiating final timenado approach.

Right behind you, Commander rigs.

Skips, muscle man, port and starboard gun.

Yes, admiral. Yes, admiral.

Pops, you're up top.

Okay.

Follow my lead.

Go! Go! Go!

Come on, rangers!

It's the temporal crystal.

Now we destroy it. Skips.

Mm.

Aw, yeah. Good job, rangers.

Mission objective almost accomplished.

Now to let our guard down for just one second.

Ugh!

Muscle man.

Huh? Ooh!

Over there!

Take cover!

Fives!

Cease fire.

Rigby and Benson, you're outnumbered.

Dude, you can totally stop this bloodshed.

Give up.

Hey, traitor, how's the hand holding up?

You might want to listen to your little friend here,

while you're still alive.

Go stuff it, Ross.

Yeah, you need to chill out, man.

Forget all this erasing-time business.

Chill out?! Oh, I think I was pretty chilled out

when I went to prison because of you and Mordecai's little stunt

back in high school.

But I guess I should thank you

for creating this wonderful weapon.

What are you talking about?

Mordecai and rigby created the timenado.

What? Liar!

Oh, I'm The liar?! Ha! That's a good one!

Isn't that a good one, Mordecai?

Yeah, hilarious.

I know what you did, rigby, and I'll never forgive you!

Dude, I didn't get in.

Commander rigby!

It was such a long time ago.

I didn't do anything.

I don't need you to tell me what you did.

If we get out of here, could you fix it?

Rigby, fix this.

That's an order.

No, admiral!

Run! Run!

This one's for pops!

And skips!

And muscle man!

And fives!

Ha!

Stupid!

Stupid!

Time circuits on.

Take me back to high school.

Got to fix this.

Calculating time jump.

Stop that ship in the name of lord Ross.

What happened to you, man?

How could you work for Him?

I couldn't stay at the park forever.

I had to think of my career.

How about your friends?

We're not friends.

We haven't been friends for a long time.

Course plotted.

Press that button, and I will shoot you.

Hey, Mordecai...

Go ahead!

Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...

You know, you could just ask for a refill

like normal people.

What's up, though?

I never see you guys here this early.

Breakfast burritos from the truck outside.

Best burritos in the city!

It's the name of the place, but it's actually pretty good.

Eh, I've never subscribed to ordering food from a vehicle.

What time are you guys supposed to be at work, though?

Oh, no.

Dude, I thought you said you gassed up the cart.

Mm, yeah, what I meant was,

I didn't gas up the cart, let's go get breakfast burritos.

Ow!

Would it kill you to tell the truth

every once in a while?

Wait! Where are you going?!

Come on. We can't be late again!

Meeting in 10, skips.

Oooh!

Hey, what the...

It's a free country!

Hey, guys, meeting in eight.

Ugh!

You know who else has a meeting in eight?

My mom!

Ow!

Cramp! Cramp!

Power through it, dude!

Meeting in five, pops.

Oooh, jolly good show!

Ugh!

Get up.

Come on!

Mordecai. Rigby.

Meeting in...

Of course.

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

We're here!

Aah! We're here!

We made it!

We made it on time.

Ha! Ha!

Uh, yeah, you're not on time

because the morning meeting's already over!

Sorry, Benson.

We would have been here sooner, but the cart ran out of gas.

You know who doesn't run out of gas?

Leave!

Good luck, fellas.

Bad show.

You know, you can't just walk into work

whenever you feel like it.

We have rules here.

And when you break the rules,

you're gonna pay the consequences.

Wait, pay the consequences, or face the consequences?

Face the consequences.

Face the consequences!

What are those?

These are pink slips.

One with your name on it, and one with yours on it.

And now it's time for me to say the words

I've been waiting to say for a long time.

You're fired!

No, Benson, you can't!

Yeah, we got a good excuse!

Oh, really? What's that?

We bought you breakfast burritos.

What?

You know, just to say we're sorry

for messing up at work all the time, right, Mordecai?

Uh, yeah.

Best burritos in the city.

Dude, that was awesome!

When did you write his name on the bag?

Pretty much the whole time he was talking.

The old "writing notes behind the back" trick.

Mastered that one back in high school.

Yeah, the only flaw in your plan

is that now I'm starving.

Yeah, me too.

You want to sneak off and get some food?

Nah, Benson's been watching us this whole time.

I think we're gonna have to ride this out until dinner.

Pfft, yeah, right.

If we have to go that long before taking a break,

then I'm gonna start looking for another job.

Yeah, right. You wouldn't leave the park.

I don't know, dude. I'm just saying.

It's not like we can just

keep working at the park forever, you know?

Whatever. You say that now.

I don't know, man.

But I just think it's something we really should be...

run!

Dude, you can't run away from the future!

Aah!

Aah!

Get off, dude.

You guys all right?

Whoo-o-o-o! That was awesome!

What did you do?!

It wasn't us!

Yeah, that meteor came out of nowhere.

Uh, I don't think that's a meteor, guys.

Whoa!

It looks like some sort of vehicle.

A spaceship.

There's got to be a door somewhere.

Rigby, no! Get away from there!

Dude, what are you doing?

Relax, I just want to check it out.

Aaah!

I can't be abducted, bros. I'm probe sensitive.

Ugh!

That's a weird-looking alien.

Dude, he looks like you.

Yeah, but way cooler.