Imposters

Previously on "Imposters"...

We're fleeing to Mexico without the ring?

Where did you hide the ring?

You're not gonna like it.

Mrs. Jonson, your daughter is a professional con artist.

And unless we find her,

her life is most definitely in danger.

What would happen if you went to the police

and told them what you just told me?

The man I work for,

he is smarter than the police,

and he'd kill me.

Ezra, you have to call your parents.

Right now.

Let's get Josh and Sally away from each other.

I think our best play here is a change of scenery.

Arthur, I need you to be on board.

What's going on?

It's time to go back to the States. Now.

How much does this coyote cost?

An extra ten grand.

I know how to get $10,000 by tomorrow.

- You have the money? - Yes.

And no.

My sister has it.

- Richard Evans. - Poppy Langmore.

She's Alice.

Maddie was impersonating Poppy to become Alice.

She was, like, doing a version of her.

- Dear. - This is the actual Alice.

Except I'm actually rich.

Okay, Sophia gets here in an hour and a half.

Okay, guys, we got to go.

Got to go now. Come on.

- What does the Doctor want? - How angry is he?

It's time for you to come in and see the Doctor.

Look, I did it, and I'm still breathing.

I'll take it.

Central Pennsylvania's rock-and-roll time machine,

WURG,

coming to you out of Pottsville.

See you later!

- Hi, there, handsome. - You ready?

How's the Salisbury steak?

Have you ever eaten

at Tucker's Steakhouse across the street?

- Sure. - Not on my dime.

Our porterhouse is the same exact cut.

Same supplier.

But that's a $50 cut.

In here, it's almost half the price.

I take mine medium rare.

Y'all have been a breath of fresh air

just as I was starting to feel homesick.

Let me get your change.

No, no, keep the change, please.

You're a doll.

Bless your hearts.

Excuse me, hon.

Could we get a top-off?

Of course.

Can I get you guys anything else?

Our Fudge Blackout Cake is to die for.

- No, thanks, kid. - We're great.

You sure are.

One day, when I'm sitting here in this very diner

with my future husband,

I hope to look as striking and happy as you two.

You clocking the moves on this one?

Yeah, she's got to be racking huge tips.

Hey, good to see you guys again.

This is what I always order. It's so good.

Kid's a natural.

Yeah.

What?

Are you kidding me?

This is our only shot.

Our third doesn't even arrive until...

I'll be back in one minute.

- Fine, fine. - We'll wing it.

What was that?

- Our friend's leaving. - Tonight.

- What? - Let me guess.

Your beloved Cy Roberts dropped the ball again.

He confused us with Cincinnati and Akron.

Thanks for nothing, Cy.

Jesus.

So this Cy guy,

you want me to take care of him for you?

- That's cute, kid. - Yeah.

Yeah, we wish.

Well, look at this table of black and gold.

Looks like we got some fellow Panther fans here.

You guys want some waters?

Take your time with the menu, boys.

I promise I'll be right back.

- Can we... - Ready for a check?

- Having fun? - Of course.

I mean, I love my job.

- I love my customers. - Is that a fact?

Because when you drop your game face,

it sure looks like you'd rather be

almost anywhere else.

Yeah, maybe.

Definitely.

Think you'd be interested

in taking your game to the next level?

Make some real money.

I got to run, so I'll see you tomorrow.

- 20 minutes! - Let's go!

Lansdale line now departing from track two.

Lansdale to Phoenix Hill and Valley Forge

now departing from line two.

- My God. - You all right?

- God, it's just... - Here, let me get that.

Careful. Don't hurt yourself.

- Thank you! - No problem.

What a lousy day.

I mean, first day on the job,

and my new boss could not have been

a bigger pain in the ass.

I mean, all friggin' day, like,

"Type faster. Type faster."

I already type 100 words a minute.

Well, trust me;

you could probably get a job anywhere.

- Now arriving... - That's my train.

- Well, thank you. - You're so kind.

Hey, any chance I can get your number?

Well, sure.

Don't miss your train.

Not bad for ten minutes of work?

No. Not bad at all.

Hey, you didn't give that guy your real number, did you?

Well, I gave him anumber.

To the Pottsville police station.

Any interest in doing this again?

Sure.

Parents let you stay out late?

My parents barely know I'm alive.

Well, they don't know what they're missing.

We'll be in touch.

Okay.

Richard.

- I'm cramping! - Richard.

- I'm cramping. I'm... - Richard!

Can you just lean the other way?

When you got in, you didn't have to spoon me...

So that we're 69ing each other? No, thank you.

Just please move your arm out from under my ribs.

I'm in pain.

Yeah, here we go.

- Not there! - Jesus!

Sorry, was that your...

- Yes! - Yes, it was.

Man.

I'm impressed.

I had no idea.

And nothing makes you happier

than being scandalized by everything that I do.

Happy?

You needed my help to the tune of $10,000.

Yes, I know, and I appreciate that.

I'm just saying.

Doesn't sound like appreciation.

I'm just saying that whenever you're around me,

I don't think you're conscious of it,

but you are incapable of drawing a nonjudgmental breath.

Don't be so irascible.

It is my job to tough-love you.

That's not a verb.

For the past three years,

you have been the hottest of all messes ever.

If I didn't help you, who would?

- Nope, not judgmental at all. - Not at all.

These texts aren't even going through.

Shit.

I really hope that kid got her that note.

So is the plan, like,

you and Sophia live a life of crime?

I don't really have a plan at the moment

other than, I mean,

my parents are being held hostage.

Hey, I'm not judging, man.

I'm just asking, 'cause, I mean,

I don't think I'm cut out for this con stuff.

I mean, I could be,

but I'm destined for something greater.

I can feel it in my balls.

Spoken like a man destined for greatness.

God damn it!

- I hate it in here! - Me too!

So give me the deets on Richard Evans.

What?

No. Why?

- I don't know. - I'm intrigued.

Hey, listen.

He's a nice guy, okay?

He's been through a lot.

You're not sticking your manicured claws into him.