Ki & Ka (की एंड का)

Hey Kia!

What is this?

It's a party... enjoy yourself

I'll just be back.

It's a wedding not a seminar.

Come on, enjoy yourself!

I'll just be back.

Don't feel shy my dear...

Take this.

Loosen up and enjoy yourself.

Take it.

- Let's enjoy? - . sorry...

- I have my chums. - Excuse me?

Chums? Periods?

Menstrual cycle?

No problem! Stay free!

Enjoy!

Mrs. Arora...

I hope you are happy with the wedding arrangements.

Please don't say that...

Can't you see how much everyone is enjoying?

Forget about everyone...

Look how happy our son is!

Your daughter is lovely.

She will take good care of him.

Mr. Kapoor, it's true...

behind every successful man...

there has to be a woman.

The two of us are living proof of that!

Today he is VP, tomorrow he will be President...

then CEO, Chairman.

How can a man work for 16-hours a day...

without a good support system?

My daughter-in-law will sort out this fool's life.

Thank you!

Hey Kia! What are you doing here?

Go enjoy yourself.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

How can I enjoy myself?

My best friend is dying!

Today her happiness, dreams, identity, independence...

Basically it's her last day of being alive.

From tomorrow she will be a support...

Like a pillar...

Ya, ya pillar.

Sure, that's important too.

But the world will always say...

Wow! What a building!

Who talks about the poor pillar?

No, no I like marriage.

It's a nice concept.

But why should I spend my life with someone

who after 40 years will look into my eyes and say...

Thank you for being my pillar!

Enjoy, enjoy.

You Ok?

Sorry!

Sorry!

You want something?

Ma!

I want my mom!

Yes Ma'am?

Can you get this gentleman...

- his Ma? - Excuse me?

Mom?

Kabir.

Kia.

Mom...

would hold my hand really tight during take-off & landing...

Like this...

She was very scared of flying

was?

It's been 10 years since she passed away.

Today is her birthday...

That's why...

something happened, something flashed,

something crashed... and you received this gift.

What gift?

The gift of seeing a boy cry live in front of a girl.

You're happy right...

that your mom was born?

Then why cry on her birthday?

Celebrate!

Happy birthday Aunty!

Dad's alive right?

Ya.

Are you sad that he is?

No... he's Ok.

Mama's boy!

Mama's boy does not like his Daddy?

It's not that. It's tough...

to like Mr. Bhansal is tough.

My dad is Kumar Bansal

Bansal?

The builder?

I'm already liking you!

You're the son of the man who owns half of Delhi!

The most expensive scotch!

Double, on the rocks please!

This is the problem with low cost airlines.

You can't tell the rich from the poor.

Everyone travels economy.

So? Mr. Kabir Bansal...

You were in Chandigarh to buy Chandigarh?

No. My friend had a break-up...

I was there for moral support.

Cheers!

To your friend's freedom.

So...

Having issues with dad?

You want to transform his business with your new ideas...

but he's not agreeing. Correct?

He wants to show you he's still the boss.

The usual problem with big business families.

First produce a son to take over the business.

When the son is ready to takeover,

the father is not ready to handover!

The usual "father-son" friction

I totally get it

I have no interest in my dad's business.

What?

And before you order another double on the rocks...

I want to share a big truth with you.

What?

This expensive scotch of yours...

I can't afford it.

Are you Kumar Bansal's stepson?

No, the one & only son.

But if l have no interest in dad's business,

to have interest in his money...

not cool, right?

So what do you do then?

Why? Do I have to do something?

Yes of course! Why do you need to do anything?

Whether you are interested in dad's money...

or not...

after he's gone it's all yours anyway.

- What do you do? - I work at Marico.

What do you do there?

I'm a Marketing Manager.

What plans after that?

After that, in a couple of years I'll be Vice President.

After that?

I will be CEO.

Wow!

With such clarity...

every dream comes true.

- We should have a dream in life. - Correct!

Or of course...

a dad!

Yes, I have a dad.

But even I have a dream.

- Don't tell me! - Okay I won't tell you.

Okay tell!

Because actually I really want to know...

When someone has everything...

what would his dream be?

Tell...

I want to be like my mom.

Excuse me?

I...

want to be like my mother.

My Phone!

Where's my phone?

Give me your number.

I just called to say I am not a “She", I am a "He".

What?

I'm not gay. I don't want to change my sex...

I hate pink...

I like women. I like whiskey.

You hid my phone so you could get my number, right?

Cheap whiskey tomorrow night?

Can I be honest?

I did find you a bit weird.

So why did you come to meet a weirdo?

Just like the hook at the end of a TV episode...

which compels you to watch the next episode.

Our meeting also ended somewhat like that

"l want to be like my mom!“"

And then? And then? And then? And then?

So just curiosity.

If it's not a problem to be like your dad,

then what's the problem with being like your mom?

They both produced me...

Haven't ever heard a man say...

that he wants to be like his Mommy.

Didn't Rajiv become like Indira Gandhi?

Doesn't Rahul want to be like Sonia?

Who was your mom?

Which country was she the PM of?

She was an artist...

Was she a singer, dancer, sculptor...

Housewife.

- What? - She was a housewife.

And then? And then? And then? And then?

Today's episode...

same time, same place?

The shock has given me severe acidity...

Can't drink tonight.