Don't Blink

*** Resynced and corrected by dylux ***

No... no, no. No, no.

Alex, go back inside.

You had to have seen it. You tell me what happened!

What happened?

Get down off her! Jack!

Alex, come on, man, let her... get off...

Tell me!

Alex, stop!

Tell me! I will choke the life out of you! I swear to God!

You saw it. Tell me what happened! Tell me!

Hey. Dear God, thank you.

Babe, you can't just turn off Denver. That's not okay.

Not everybody has your love for "Rocky Mountain High," baby.

You know what? The man was a genius.

All right, he was a genius, and I don't... I don't understand it.

I don't understand why you're not backing me up right now.

I think it's appropriate for the environment.

It's the best music to ever grace God's green earth.

Thank you.

Did that hurt? Was that hard? Did you hear that.

She likes him, okay?

No, no, no, she doesn't. Yes, she does.

No, she's saying that, because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings...

and my sister is weak.

The needles been on empty for the last ten miles.

Okay, there's usually plenty of gas in the tank when the needles on empty.

Yeah, I'm well aware of the relationship between the gas tank and the needle.

I've actually driven a car before.

However, eventually, when the needles on empty long enough, it really means it.

Are we there yet?

Not yet, baby, why don't you just try to stay still.

I'm sorry I got sick.

It's okay, honey...

just warn us again if you feel like you need to throw up.

I will pay to have your car cleaned.

X We didn't know how good we had it then I.

Seriously, how far are we?

We're coming up on it soon. I told you it was out of the way.

Chip me.

Thank you.

You fill it back in Preston, you'll have just enough gas...

to make it up to the resort.

There's only one road in and nothing else for miles.

You'll love it, though, it's so worth the trip.

You know, I'm just...

college is kicking my ass.

I need to decompress a little bit.

When Charlotte asked me if I wanted to come out to the woods this weekend...

I was like, "Oh, Jesus, no, thank you," you know?

But then I remembered that I had this pine cone once.

That was pretty cool.

Am I the only one that's noticed...

that nobody's driven the opposite direction?

It's off-season, it's not that surprising.

Hey, can you pass me that bottle?

Sure, why?

I gotta pee.

I said I can pull the car over.

No, no, no, no, no need.

It's a great thing about being a guy.

We can piss in a bottle. Don't.

Oh, my God, are you peeing right now? Don't.

Dude, do not piss in my car. Oh, sick.

I... I've started now, I've started, I can't stop.

Once you pop the cork, it's a chain reaction.

What's done cannot be undone.

Oh, Jesus, oh. Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill you.

Why is there no sound?

I bank it off the side, I'm like a ninja.

Hey, you guys should know, this is like my third bottle.

Oh, my God, I ate a chip you handed me!

You're a dead man!

You know, you people are all violent.

How did I get stuck in the violent car?

Because the car with the single ladies in it wouldn't take you.

They said you had a B.O. issue.

They did not.

Did they?

So both Alex and Lucas are pretty cute.

Should we have a single lady Rochambeau?

No, no, I'm not... not really up here for that.

I just really need some peace and quiet.

I have a lot of reading to do to, you know, finish my thesis.

Oh, Claire's old.

What's the connect to that Claire chick?

She's Tracy's old friend.

Oh, ho-ho... it's a possibility.

Yeah, maybe not, no.

So did you hear that Ella is coming up for the weekend, too?

Yes, I did. That's not awkward.

Eh, come on, her and Jack get along fine.

You wouldn't even know they broke up.

She's bringing her new boyfriend.

Fun.

Seriously, dude, we're not gonna make this.

Look, I told you to relax, here we are.

Yay!

Wow.

Told you. Pretty cool, huh?

Yeah, it's amazing.

Dude, I was sweatin' it the last few miles.

Riding on fumes over here.

Why, it's not a hybrid?

Hey, hey, hey. Ssh-sh, she'll hear you.

Do you think Ella got here before us?

Isn't that her car?

What you got there?

Oh, uh, apple juice.

Ella?

Ella, honey.

Ella?

Oh, God! Damn it.

Oh, Jack, I'm so sorry. Oh! Oh!

And that's what happens when you invite the ex to a weekend outing.

Are you okay?

Oh, is she okay?

I was just asleep and then he kind of scared the crap out of me.

on, man. Well, how long have you guys been here?

Uh, I don't know, I fell asleep back in Preston.

Man, it's hot out here. That's fantastic.

I'm sorry, did I fall in front of you. Don't mind me.

Aw, come on, she didn't hit you that bad.

Oh, really? Oh, man!

Everything okay out here?

Oh, yeah, well, some swollen balls, but other than that, we're hunky-dory.

Come here. I think I taste copper.

What?

You must be Noah.

Good to meet you. Tracy.

Tracy.

That must make you Jack.

Yeah, it must.

When did you guys get here?

Uh, just a couple of minutes ago.

I went inside, but I couldn't find anyone to check in with, so...

That's odd.

I need a bathroom.

Sorry. The girls are gonna hunt for a bathroom, Charlotte, are you in'?

Totally. I need to clean up... sorry.

It's... fine.

She's young.

Shut-up.

Shut-up.

Hello?

Anyone there?

That's weird, what time is it?

2230.

Hello?

Hey!

Hey, cutie.

Let me see my bear.

There!

Oh, thank God!

Hello.

Is there anyone there?

Okay, there's no credit card slot. I guess we're on the honor system.

Man, these things are ancient.

And broken apparently.

All right, I'm gonna check the other one.

Uh, actually, I don't think that's the problem.

Oh, yeah?

Old gas pumps have a key that turns them on, there at the base.

The key for these pumps is missing.

How come you didn't know that?

How come you're so ugly? Hmm.

My grandfather owned a gas station.

Well, color me impressed.

Sol guess we need to find a key, then? Alex.

Noah, nice to meet you.

Dumb one is Sam.

A least I can get smarter. No.

Weird.

Yeah.

Hello?

Oh! Oh!

Oh, my God. Whoa.

Jumpy much?

Christ, you scared the shit out of me.

Sorry.