Toy Soldiers

Waiting for your reply.

Waiting for your reply!

I cannot do anything.

Your father is already in American hands.

We are watching the airport. His plane has not taken off.

You are watching the wrong plane.

Your father was taken from a military base this morning.

You are lying.

We must act.

Let's go!

Luis.

"We interrupt our coverage to bring you this report..."

"...live via satellite from the United States..."

"...as extradited narcotics trafficker..."

"...Enrique Cali arrives at Homestead Air Force Base near Miami, Florida..."

"even as the gunmen here at the Palace of Justice continue to demand his release."

Very well.

We have to go, Judge!

Move forward!

Hurry up!

Hey, bring that back here!

Hey, Frank! Frank, over here!

Frank, over here!

- Looking for this, Frank? - Very funny.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

The Dean's waiting for you guys back in your room.

A pleasure knowing you.

These two gentlemen are deputy United States marshals.

They wish to have a word with you, Mr. Donoghue.

- Me? - Mm-hmm.

Let us have the room.

Close the door behind you.

It's, uh, just a precaution we're taking...

With everyone involved in the Enrique Cali case.

Especially with your father since he's presiding in the case.

My father's been a federal judge since I was five years old.

What's he saying?

You saw what happened... they're talking about Phil's dad.

- He's a judge, right? - Yeah.

It was on all three networks.

The boys are not allowed TVs in their rooms.

Luis Cali, his son,

is, uh, passionately devoted to his father.

Took over the palace of justice down there trying to get his father back.

The judge and two others were killed.

- Is he in trouble? - No.

- Something about Colombia. - Good coffee.

Now, you know why they have to take these precautions.

Your whole family will be put in a very safe place.

They're taking him out today.

Oh, hey, hey, hey!

Where?

We can't tell you that, son, but it will be a secure military installation.

You gentlemen may as well come in, help your roommate pack.

See you soon.

Good luck. We look forward to having you back.

- Thanks, sir. You too. - All right.

- Billy. - See you later, Phil. Rock 'n' roll.

Were you off campus yesterday?

I'm on probation, sir. I'm not allowed off campus.

That's right. I forgot.

You know, somebody spray painted the Sheriff's car yesterday.

- Wrote the word "rejects" all over it. - No kidding.

- Mm-hmm. - Hmm.

All right, you got away with it this time.

Just remember, I'm always gonna be watching you.

Lights out, boys.

Eat shit, Mr. Peterson!

There go the Dean and the Headmaster.

I can't go, man. This paper's due in the morning.

Come on. They're ready. Let's go, let's go.

Come on! Let's go.

Billy, this is your homework.

That's good. That's good. Come on. Let's go.

Take it easy, man. You're gonna break the window.

Am not.

Shut up, Snuffy!

Blow me.

Watch your head, man.

That's like a spinal injury, man.

Quiet.

I know you're mad, brother.

Nice hole, Billy.

Speaking of holes, anyone have a sister? Call her up.

- I saw Joey's mom at the mall. - Saw his mom?

You guys better leave my mom out of this.

I love my mom. And you can, too, for 12 bucks.

As long as you're not talking about my mother, everybody's cool.

Make yourselves comfortable. The bar is open.

- Mr. Trotta, why don't you tend the bar? - Mouthwash?

Yes, mouthwash. Or maybe not.

What's the deal, Billy? You trying to tell me my breath stinks?

I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally?

Damn, Hank.

I don't think smoking when you have asthma is such a good idea.

- Smoking isn't such a good idea, period. - Gentlemen.

- Here's to Mr. Donoghue. - Yes, to Phil.

- May he get laid while on the outside. - Amen.

- This better not be mouthwash. - Trust me.

"Trust me." Asshole. This is mouthwash.

No, it's not.

Tastes like mouthwash. What the hell is it?

Four parts 100 proof vodka,

two parts peppermint schnapps for that mouthwash flavor...

And one part crème de menthe to make it green.

You're a sick man. I hope you know that.

That's the beauty of this concept. It looks and smells and tastes just like mouthwash.

We can keep liquor in plain sight in our dorm rooms, right?

The best part, I sold 8 bottles of this stuff for 35 bucks apiece.

- We are rich. - Ooh, brother, you is a genius.

A lunatic, but a genius.

Mix me up another shot. I'll work on the entertainment.

Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, making me breathe easier.

Evidently, it's making you fart easier too.

I didn't fart.

The first rule of prep school etiquette: In a basement with no windows, don't fart.

No, the first rule is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.

The first rule is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.

Was that a personal remark directed at me, roommate?

- You choke your chicken. It's yours. - You slap your monkey.

I can't sleep at night.

Speaking of beating off.

I'll do the talking.

Hello?

This is Jennifer. What's your name?

Steve.

Well, hello, Steve. Mmm.

Oh, I like that name. Tell me what you look like.

Um... well,

I got blond hair...

And, um, I wear an earring in my left ear.

About five-nine, 150 pounds.

Did I mention I'm black?

Sounds very sexy, Steve.

Oh, I like long, blond hair on a black man.

Oh, I also got long, blonde hair.

I'm not black, but I'm very, very tanned.

I'm wearing black lace bra and panties that look really hot against my skin.

Oh! Would you like me to take my bra off?

Yes.

Yes, please.

Oh, my nipples are dark red.

Oh, very big, very hard.

Oh! Oh! I'm rubbing my breasts.

Oh, it feels so good.

Steve, I'm running my hands down over my body now.

Oh! Oh!

- Slipping my thumbs inside my panties. - Slip 'em in. Slip 'em in.

I'm completely naked except for black stockings and high heels.

Would you like me to leave them on or take them off?

Take them off. Now.

On. On. On. Leave them on.

Why don't you go ahead and leave them on?

Steve, oh, you're so wicked.

- I like it. Oh. Ooh. Oh. - She likes it. She likes it.

It's so soft, so big.

Oh, I just wanna touch it.

You want me to touch it, don't you, Steve?

Yes. By all means, touch it.

- Oh, Steve. Oh, my God! - Touch it, baby, touch it.

- Outstanding! - Oh, Steve.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Hide it. Everybody move.

Mr. Tepper.

Why am I not surprised?

This is ingenious.

Thanks.

What's this?

- Mouthwash? - Oh, come on, Mr. Tepper.

You expect me to believe you crawled down to the basement just to drink mouthwash?

I'm trying to fight plaque.

Gingivitis. Tartar buildup. I got a little...

- Are you alone down here? - Yes, sir.

- Where's your roommate? - Up in his room, I guess.

Shit.

Watch your mouth.

Come on out, Mr. Bradberry.

You too, Mr. Trotta. May as well come out.

He was bluffing.

- Gesundheit. - Thank you.

Mr. Giles and Mr. Montoya, come out now.

Or I'll place a guard on this basement, have a bed check of the entire school.

Gentlemen, I want you all in my office...

At 9:00 A.M. Sharp tomorrow morning.

Go to your rooms now. Move!

Not you, Billy.

This...

you know, this is really, really ingenious.

No, noth... just, uh, put the little...

- Where'd you get this stuff? - Radio shack.

Really? Was it expensive?

No, no, I picked it up on sale.

On sale. Good. Here.

- Break it. - What?

Throw it on the floor. Smash it.

Use your foot.

Come on, come on. Use your foot. Make believe it's my foot.

Smash it.

That's enough.

Let's go.