Heartbreakers

Do you, Angela Nardino...

take Dean Cumanno as your lawfully wedded husband...

to love, honor, and obey till death do you part?

I do.

Out of the tree of life, I just picked me a plum

You came along, and everything started to hum

You happy, Baby?

I am so happy. It's beautiful, Dean.

It's everything I ever wanted.

Yeah?

Like the song says, "The best is yet to come."

The honeymoon.

Oh, you got a little bit of cake right...

I think we've put in enough of an appearance here, don't you?

Come on, let's go.

I believe it's tradition for the best man to dance...

with the beautiful bride.

Piss off, Leo.

Dean, you can't be rude to your friends.

I'd love to dance with you.

The best is yet to come, come the day you're mine

Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

Just say the words, and we'll beat the birds

Down to Acapulco Bay

It's perfect for a flying honeymoon

They say, come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away

Congratulations, man. She's great.

I love your friends.

That's the busboy, honey.

Wow.

You even got me great busboys.

Now let's have one more dance with the bride and groom.

Oh! Ha, ha, ha!

Are you still nervous?

No.

And thank you for respecting my religious beliefs.

- I'm really ready now. - Thank you, God!

I'm ready to do things to you...

that no woman has ever done before.

How about a...

Oh.

Here it is.

Oh, it's so...

tasteful.

Oh, my God.

That's how much I love you, baby.

You must love me...

a lot.

Take me, Dean.

Don't tease me.

I'm not...

Not a big fan of this material.

Oh.

Angela?

Angela!

Oh, no.

Don't do this to me, Angela.

Welcome back.

Oh, my God.

What happened?

Not a whole hell of a lot.

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

Our wedding night?

Oh, I am a bad wife.

No.

No, no, no.

I do got some frostbite in some very weird places.

Oh--

You've got your whole life to make it up to me.

And I'm going to start right now.

Yeah? OK.

Oh!

Ohhh!

Oh, my God, I'm going to be sick.

Just give me a minute, baby. I'll be right back.

No, no, no. There's no rush.

No rush.

Look, I got to stop by the office...

before we leave for Barbados any way.

That'll give you some time to freshen up.

Let me give you a quick kiss good-bye.

No! No, no, no. That's OK, that's OK.

I--I'm late.

I'll see you in an hour, maybe two.

Here. Put it over here on the rack.

Hey! What the--?

- Nice security. - Sorry, boss.

I--I went to bed late last night.

But nothing compared to you, huh?

Yeah. Is the Mercedes ready?

Yeah, yeah, just about.

We switched the VIN, and Wendy's making...

the pink slip for you to sign up there.

All right.

That's a great wedding present, boss.

Angela's going to go nuts for it, huh?

Maybe not as nuts as she went last night, huh?

Huh?

Hey, boss, was she worth the wait?

Come on--

Hey, hey, hey!

We're talking about my wife here.

A man's wedding night is his own private, sacred business.

It's not to entertain lowlife scum like youse guys.

Angela's got to be an animal.

Hey, he's even walking funny, huh?

Hey, back to work, all right.

The break is over, guys, come on.

Oh! Congratulations, Mr. C.

I heard the wedding was awesome.

I'm almost through with the docs on the Mercedes.

Oh, thanks, Wendy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

You need to sign here and I think...

here.

Is it hard?

What?

Getting married.

I mean, I haven't been here that long...

but I've already heard tons of stories...

about you and women.

Yeah, well.

Those days are all over, Wendy.

Forever.

Thank you.

Ah, damn it.

Here. Let me help you.

Mr. Cumanno.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Wendy.

I--I'm so sorry, I'm just nuts today.

I can't, I can't, I can't.

I'm married, Wendy...

I'm married. I can't.

You're right. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Screw it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. OK, OK.

Oh, my God.

Thanks.

Is that frostbite?

I'm fine. It's fine.

Piss off, I'm working here.

Baby, it's me.

Shit. Get out. Take the back stairs.

I can't. My hair is stuck.

What?

- Dean. - Honey.

Ahh, ha, hi.

I was feeling so much better...

I couldn't wait to pick up...

where we left off.

Oh, that's great. That's great.

You know what?

I'm just going to finish up here.

I'll meet you outside in a sex--a sec.

OK.

I love you.

Oh.

I love you, too.

You look pretty.

Come on.

Come on. Ow.

Get out. Not so fast.

You are not welcome down there.

Get up. I'm trying.

I can't believe that Mercedes...

Dean.

Honey, honey, this isn't what it looks like.

I--I swear her hair got stuck in my zipper.

I--I--I wasn't getting nothing.

17 hours we have been married.

17 hours!

The happiest 17 hours of my life.

You just lost the best thing you'd ever had.

Angela, wait.

She seems...

nice.

My client has agreed, against my advice...

to settle for a one-time cash payment.

$300, 000.

For one day?

One horribly traumatic day in which my client suffered...

irreparable psychological damage to her self-esteem.

Oh, and she keeps the Mercedes.

What?

Bullshit.

Well, we could drag this before a judge...

if you think that would be more favorable.

That would put your client's business under scrutiny.

What was it again, Mr. Cumanno?

Random repossessions?

Give her what she wants.

I can't believe you wore the gray dress.

I distinctly said the blue.

- It worked, didn't it? - You were lucky.

I was good.

Excuse me.

I wonder if I could ask your help for a moment.

I'm trying to find Route 40.