We're Not Angels... Neither Are They (On n'est pas des anges... elles non plus)

Well, I find that she is as attractive as custard.

This "star" of yours is all covered in black specks...

- You're right! Right! - It's not a face, but a raisin cake!

- I wanted to run away as soon as possible. - Really?

- I even forgot my tie. - What, again?

- Yes! - Here, take it. Though it has a stain.

You didn't cook an egg on it for yourself, did you?

Look - do we all look good?

It's quite risky. We have never exceeded in "Michelin" stars.

Exactly! A little more and a regression will begin it's time to raise the class.

Could you be more careful?

I apologize!

You should clean that... Well, let's sit down!

"Veuve Clicquot", please!

WE ARE NOT ANGELS... THEY ARE NOT EITHER.

- To my women! - And your psychoanalyst?

No, I must not fixate on anything. So - we live!

To Colette!

Yes-yes! That's wonderful!

It costs me, to leave her alone with my daughter.

As for me...

I like Colette. She is cheerful.

Yes, monsieur! She is cheerful. But in a special way.

With a bandit like you, she...

- To Colette! - To Colette!!!

And you? Who is she?

Who will become your fiancée? The one from 17th Street?

Well, I...

To Clotilde!

Yes... But there is still nothing between us. I just started...

You should step on the gas!

If everyone only waited, not a single couple would be formed.

Yes-yes! She tells me that too.

But we have had some failures...

Still, I am not a 15-year-old teenager...

and I am still living with my mother.

- You're not going to start again, are you? - You don't have to worry!

I received some confidential information from one of his exes.

Yes, it's serious!

Yes! Yes-yes, monsieur...

If Caroline told you about it...

No, it wasn't her.

Be quiet immediately!

Well, isn't... isn't her current partner even worse?

One more word, and I will leave!

To the most beautiful and the most learned!

Well, as for me...

I also have someone to drink to.

I meant to say - to you!

Ah, to us!

To ten years together!

Will you cry from sorrow if I marry another?

Yes!

Ah, I would like some cream for the pastry!

Yes-yes-yes!

Well, my children! Forward!

Fill yourselves with impatience!

Still, we are taking a big risk.

What happened last time must not be repeated.

Look! What a disgrace!

- It's impossible! - Please, calm down!

- What's the matter, monsieur? Madame? - What's the matter?!

This fly landed on my profiteroles!

This is a dung fly.

I beg your pardon, monsieur! Sorry!

Do you pass sanitary control?

If it is not "Calliphora vomitoria". That is, a blue fly, unlike black flies.

Monsieur! Madame! This is the first time for us...

This is an unprecedented case!

Did you see?

Tomorrow you will be able to tell it to the minister himself.

And Jean-François recommended that we dine here?!

- Couldn't we... - Couldn't the incident somehow be minimized?

What could be more disgusting? A fly landed on his profiteroles!

- Restaurants were closed for less! - Calm down, my dear!

Meanwhile, this type of fly very often becomes a carrier of typhus and other diseases.

- I can't stand it! - Does mademoiselle need fresh air?

Maybe mademoiselle needs something else?

I beg your pardon, monsieur! I promise the strictest sanctions will be taken!

It would be better to leave here!

Yes, monsieur... I beg you...

And what am I supposed to do now with this bill?

I will take care of it.

Perhaps I will not say anything to our minister.

Thank you, monsieur!

- But you must improve sanitation! - Of course, we will do so.

- What is it? - Sorry!

The question concerns the number of stars...

Yes, of course.

I wonder how much there was in total in our bill?

And next time I will bring our Titin as well!

- Our next goal is "Tour d'Argent"! - Yes!!!

One day this will end badly!

- No!!! - He eats for two, but threatens us with disaster!

- Well, we must throw a party! - Yes!!!

- Tomorrow I have class at eight in the morning. - So what?

- But he wants to drink! - Let's go! Don't refuse us!

I, even though I am a girl, would go with you as a friend.

However, I do not want to end the night in some brothel.

And who said anything about a brothel? Colette is waiting for me!

Victor Hugo, pass it on!

And you are not deceiving Colette!

No! As a man - never!

Even now I am at a business dinner.

Look at this!

There are still girls who do it for free.

And they do it better than in the days of our parents.

And I am still going to get married?!

- What?! - No, that will not happen!

Well, my children, let's stop here!

- No-no! - Let's just drink.

No, I will go to Marie-Laure.

No! Let's go in! Let's have a drink!

Well, where are you? Let's go!

I am going!

I will pick up the car from you in the morning.

Roland, get up-get up! It's seven o'clock, time for school!

Thank you, aunt!

But it's already seven in the morning! Hurry up!

Gilles?!

- Gilles? - Oh, who was knocking?

But... But, Grégoire! What happened?

Well, hello! Oh, what a night!

- And she? - Who "she"?

What is this?! Who is she?

And you don't know her?

What a bastard!

- Gilles! - Hey, quieter!

Ah, you dirty animal!

Who danced with her all evening?

You even egged me on! And then you took advantage of the chance yourself!

And so what?

You know, you look like an old transvestite!

- Yes, go to hell! - Good morning, Grégoire!

- You know what... - Yes, will you keep quiet there?

And what are you doing?

You know, Tarzan, you should get dressed.

As for us, we didn't sleep all night. Right, darling?

Turn around! Don't you see - I'm getting dressed!

Get dressed yourself too!

We need to stop drinking as if we were fish!

Dad, stop threatening me with your finger!

You clearly don't have the highest standards.

There are others too...

I don't know which exactly...

- But I have heard of them. - I didn't understand anything at all!

She chatted all evening only in German!

And who took her away from me? My best friend!

What a tenacious pike!

- Are they still coming? - Since you speak German, tell her to get dressed!

And now? What will I tell Colette?

There you go, bastard! Oh, bastard!

You say you made a mistake... I hope you didn't confuse him with her?

I warn you!

You will have to return the keys to my apartment!

You are always organizing debauchery here!

But you also participated!

Roland, your breakfast! It is getting cold!

Did you lock yourself in there?

I'm coming, aunt!

- Have you gone crazy? - She doesn't hear anything!

Shut up!

Not even respect for the elderly!

Ah, what crap!

In two minutes everyone on the landing!

- Hey, Roland! - What?

- Do you always wear pajamas? - Yes!

I like it better this way.

Our stylish Roland!

- Yes? - Did Grégoire spend the night at your place?

His fiancée called me.

Yes-yes, he is here with Gilles.

I made coffee for you, just the way you like it.

Thank you, aunt!

Marie-Laure, call Colette back immediately...

and tell her that yesterday her fiancé's boss had trouble.

Yes, and also that Grégoire had to take him to the hospital.

I already said that.

But I know how long Colette will keep falling for this scenario.

Because that boss has already had his fifth heart attack!

Well, yes... I know! I know...

Still Colette is not so stupid that she won't figure it out in the end.

Haven't you seen my glasses?

No-no! You need to look in the kitchen.

- What? - No-no! That wasn't for you.

Ah! You need to look in the kitchen as well!

- Well?! - I made coffee for you...

- Do you hear me? - What?

Marie-Laure, I will call you back. Now is not the time.

Here I have Berlin!

This is unpleasant!

It is obvious - your generation cannot have sex...

without causing a storm of sea waves.

Goodbye, godmother!

So, is she your aunt or your godmother?

That's it, let's go! Let's go-let's go!

- Where can I find a telephone here? - Colette is already looking for you.

Good morning, Madame Bijou!

You spent the night at your boss's bedside.

Again?!