Cinema Chupista Maava

When a person who is not related to us

and tells us what our family members think about us

do you know how it feels?

To know that, you need to know about me.

My name is Somnath Chatterjee.

I work for The Medical Council of India

as Deputy Secretary for Quality and Vigilance.

We are a Bengali family settled in Hyderabad.

Everything associated with me should be of a high quality.

If I am asked whether I want quality or life

I would say, I want life as long as there is quality in it.

I cannot tolerate to see

anything that doesn't have quality.

Why are you using the same syringe that has already been used?

Somnath Chatterjee.

Deputy Secretary for Quality and Vigilance.

Sir, good morning!

How are you? - No questions, I want answers.

Sir, both of them have been prescribed the same injection.

Their bodies are not directly in contact.

So, I gave them the injection using the same syringe.

Seize the hospital.

Sir, it is wrong to use one syringe for two people.

But seizing the hospital for it?

People will laugh if they learn about it.

Sir, others think that I am a bit insane

but you seem to be more insane than me.

Sir, give me some respect. I am talking to you!

Sir, will you shut down a hospital

Sir, will you shut down a hospital

worth 50 million, for using a syringe worth Rs. 5?

Is it right?

Let us meet in the court.

Tell me how much you want, I will give it to you.

You might know how to make money by risking lives

but I don't know that.

If a person dies due to infection

caused by using a syringe of bad quality

then will this hospital built with 50 million bring his life back?

The point is not about the syringe, it is about quality.

If a person lacks quality

then his deeds too would lack quality.

In future, his deeds land him in troubles like these.

You said you are a bit insane, right?

I am finickier than you when it comes to quality.

Professionally, I have high standards of quality

but personally, I put even more emphasis on living a quality life.

A Chetak scooter with a mileage of 50 kilometres per liter.

A daughter who scores full marks.

A wife who is not obedient.

With them, I am living a quality life.

I taught my daughter to live a quality life from childhood.

Quality in studies.

Quality in studies.

Quality in eating.

Quality in sleeping too.

Don't drink that!

Contaminated water! Wait.

Give me a bottle of water. - Take this, sir.

Not a packet..

Give me a water bottle.

Don't you have a branded one? - No.

I will.. I will seize the shop.

Just wait and watch..

Give me a water bottle. Quality!

Very good! Very good! Here.

Stopped?

Quality..

There are people who mock my obsession with quality.

There are people who mock my obsession with quality.

But there is one person who lives, dresses and talks like me.

My nephew, Rahul.

He's my reflection when it comes to quality.

'Sunday Andhrajyoti'. Entertainment!

Pratibha.. Education and Quality.

Computer is an electronic device..

Read this. It has quality in matter as well as material.

Will you not read it?

People with high standards for quality don't waste time like this!

Are you writing a diary? Quality! Carry on!

I was living a life filled with quality

until a guy with no standards came by.

"The sound of the flute.. The sound of the flute makes me go ecstatic."

"My excitement is touching the sky. It has made.. Made me go ecstatic."

Hey! Why are you creating this nuisance?

This area is inhabited by decent people.

You are dancing like animals drenched in colours. Who are you?

Today is the festival of 'Holi', sir.

Do you know how does it look like?

It looks like all jobless people have gathered at one place

and are telling the world that they have no job to do!

Hey! - What is it?

Look at the colour on the faces! Leave silently!

"The sound of the flute makes me go.."

"Hit there! Hit here! Set the dance floor on fire!"

"Frighten with eyes! Break the drums!"

"One! Two! Three! Hit it!"

"Buddy, now see."

"Yes! Proceed!"

"Beat! Beat! Beat!"

"Shower the red colour! Hold the yellow colour!"

"Crush the blue colour! Throw brown colour on the face"

"Enjoy some dope! Get inebriated!"

"Find a chance and shake your leg."

I will call the police! - Who are they?

They are called loafers!

They are called loafers!

No! No! No! It is a mixture of bad chemicals.

It's okay. It's just colour.

At least they didn't throw tomatoes.

No! No! No!

Buddy! Pre-university exam results have been declared.

I will call you later.

What happened? - I failed.

How can you fail in pre-university exams? Don't you have brains?

You would have passed the exams

even if you had written some folk story. Rascal..

What is it? So what if he has failed. Who told you to hit him?

I will kill him.

His parents would set alarm for him to wake up early

heat water, serve hot breakfast, distribute sweets if he passes

shed tears if he fails.

They gave him everything.

Doesn't he know to carry cheat sheets?

He is the one who has failed. What is your problem?

How would I show my face to the society

if I have a friend who failed in pre-university exam?

Hey! By the way, have you passed?

For me, passing is as easy as urinating.

I pass in everything. - Okay.. Okay.

What about you? - Haven't checked yet!

Don't you study?

What do you do around the year?

Anyway, you will fail.

Your father would be waiting with a stick at home to beat you.

But my father..

He keeps the sweets brought for me in front of him

and waits for me, drinking the alcohol he bought for himself.

and waits for me, drinking the alcohol he bought for himself.

Father, I am coming.

Mother! - Son!

Look at mother, Father! - Yes, your mother!

She is drinking, Father! - No, she is just mixing it.

Oh! - Come.

Sit. Well..

I went to the internet cafe

to check your result. But the guy searched

and told me that your number is not there.

So, he knows it. - What?

It would have been misplaced, Father.

Maybe, it is somewhere else. It will be found in a day or two.

But he said that you've failed if your number is not there.

To hell with him! How can I fail, Father?

If not on the internet, then search elsewhere.

It will be found. - Elsewhere?

We have to search? - Of course.

Well, if you run out of alcohol, you go to Durga Wines.

If it is not available there, then you go to Eagle Wines.

This is similar to that.

Is it? - Yes.

Then why did he say that if the number is not found

it means you have failed?

Oh! - Yes.

Okay! - Yes..

I get it now. Excuse me.

Who is it? - Friends.

Turn on the loudspeaker and keep it there.

Keep it there.

Kaththi! We have passed!

Hey, we are in the market.

Come here as soon as possible! Let's party!

So, close your eyes.

Now open them.

Don't worry!

Give me that thing.

This one, Uncle? - Yes.

How can you all pass leaving my son alone?

Hey! Stop, rascals!

Stop!

Where did they go?

Where did they go?

Not there, here..

"Beautiful 'Rangoli'."

"Life is filled with similar colours."

Son.. - Father!

You! - Why are you beating me publicly?

Isn't there a man to save me? Are you my father?

Stop!

I will bring you up in life.

He will bring me up!

Hey! I have seen you somewhere.

Crap! So what? Is this fight necessary now?

Quality! Be careful

with your words. - I will throw this stone at you!

Don't you have respect for elders? - I have a lot of respect.

You are caught!

You are finished!

No! - Finished!

You are writing these exams since two years. Ten subjects..

You cannot pass even one subject.