Encounters of the Spooky Kind II (鬼咬鬼)

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Producer - Sammo Hung Kam Bo

Starring: Lam Ching Ying

Gung Tsz-Yan Mang Hoi

Lam Man-Chung, Wong Man-Gwan

Director of Production Kien Hsiao-Houei

Story by: Wong Bing-Yiu

Supervision: Ye Jong-Tsu

Directed by Ricky Lau

Stop!

Stop!

Don't flee!

Ah Bo!!

- Master! - This way.

This way! This way!

Hurry!

Get inside.

Don't let them get away!

Uncle Kau, did you see Bo?

He's not there, I already looked.

Lets look over there.

Wait!

Don't listen to this old man!

Those two whores must be hiding in there somewhere.

Shut up!

Your senior brother may be a whore, but my daughter is a virgin!

Yeah, right. One whore and one virgin.

Search it!

You better not go in!

What is it now, old man?

This house is eerie.

There are surely ghosts in there!

Ghosts don't scare me. Continue!

Alright, I trust you.

Search over there!

- Search that side! - Yes!

Better stay inside.

They looked really scared.

Lucky Master said there are ghosts in here.

Brother Bo, look there.

Just old coffins, no big deal.

Do you think there really are ghosts here?

If ghosts are here, they can't be any worse than those heartless humans.

I'm really scared.

Let's go up and rest here tonight.

Come on.

Be careful.

There's a bed, we'll not have to sleep on the floor.

Yeah, we sure are lucky.

Chu Nui

We're in our bridal chamber.

Not now, it's gloomy here. The mood is all wrong.

Go to sleep then.

Brother Bo! Brother Bo!

What is it?

A vampire!

- Your eyes were playing tricks. - I assure you!

Don't be scared.

Don't panic. We'll see what it does first.

Go!

Brother Bo!

Run!

Brother Bo, help me!

- Find a way out of here! - What do you think I was doing?!

- It's sucking your blood! - I know that!

Over here!

Run!

Jump out the window!

I can't. It's too high!

Help me!

Let go!!

Master, brother's having a nightmare.

He bit you!

Master...

I just had a really long dream.

You were biting the shuttlecock and calling for Chu Nui.

What was it that frightened you?

Tell me, I will translate your dream.

How can I tell Master I eloped with Chu Nui?

Well?

Tell me.

I dreamed I was playing chess with Chu Nui.

And who won'?

She stripped me!

Master, what does the dream mean?

Playing chess with Chu Nui?

With chess, one advances his pawns...

Chu advances, he advances, and so on...

Its very clear. You want to elope with Chu Nui.

How did you know that?

Simple. Dreams work in reverse. You said Chu Nui stripped you,

but in fact, you wanted to strip her.

Brother, is it because she has a beautiful body?

How dare you! In my dream, you were the worst of them all.

Master is different. He always protects me.

So you're wrong. Master said dreams work in reverse.

That means I'm nice to you in reality.

So, if Master was nice to you in the dream, that means...

he must be even nicer in real life.

You should check your own conscience.

Check my own conscience?

Good.

Then let's go for tea.

Very good!

What are the benefits of your strange walk?

The benefits are many!

Yes, upper-body movement strengthens the chest.

Lower body movement boosts sexual potency.

Sexual potency?

Let me try.

Master, your walk is ugly!

It was really quite disgusting.

If my Misting disgusts you... and I look so ugly...

Fine, don't come with me to have tea then.

It's full again. Business is good.

Please wait a moment.

Brother!

Go ahead, please.

- Please. - Thank you.

Future father-in-law.

- Uncle Kau. - Manager Chu.

- Business looks good. - I have a table reserved for you upstairs.

Alright.

Uncle Kau, when you have time, I need you to look at the kitchen.

What's wrong?

I think we have an evil spirit. The other day the cook cut his hand badly,

and our chef burned his face with hot oil!

- I'll take a look right now then. - Alright. This way.

Chu Nui!

Sit down.

Chu Nui.

Brother Bo.

Is Mr. Sze still harrasing you?

He's always coming here.

That scum. You shouldn't serve him!

Dad says because he is rich I mustn't offend him.

There's that damn fatty interfering again.

- Hey, good morning. - Thank you.

Chu Nui would be mine now if it weren't for him.

Master Chu would love for me to marry his daughter.

But she was betrothed before she was even born.

Brother Bo, eat something.

Thanks.

Chu Nui...

is that for him'?

Let me do it.

Please don't make trouble.

I'm just going to talk to him.

What's that stench?

Mr. Sze.

If I may, I'd like to talk to you.

Sit down.

Mr. Sze, you come to drink here often.

No kidding. Of course I come to drink tea. You think I come here just to look at it?

Then you know I'm engaged to Chu Nui.

I know, and Master Chu deeply regrets it.

My father-in-law wouldn't say that.

You think you're a prince now? Because you and Chu Nui...

Hey, show some respect.

He's asking me for respect.

Then why don't you show him some?

Brother Bo, what's on your mind?

Sooner or later Chu Nui will be my wife.

I know, what a waste.

Don't flirt with her anymore. She is my wife.

If she's your wife, you better keep her at home. This is a public tea house.

Join us for tea.

Tell brother Dong Jiu. Tell Keung Gaai. We all flirt with her.

I'm warning you. You better stop talking like that.

Warning me?!

Who are you to warn me'?!

Damned fatty.

I'm giving you too much face just by talking to you.

Waiter! Get the owner!

Mr. Sze, forget it?

Oh, as its you, I'll drop it. No problem.

I told you not to come over here.

Go.

Go!

Fatty!

Come over here.

Come and see this.

Can you explain what this is doing here?

Sorry, Mr. Sze, I'll change it for you.

Wait. Things like this don't happen here. He brought it over...

he's the one that did it!

Are you joking? Grasshoppers everywhere. How can you prove it'?!

Yeah, got any proof?

Yeah. There's the proof.

Bo, why did you do that?

Mr. Sze, please forget it.

Not this time.

Either you drink it or I'll make your father-in-law drink it.

Let's go.

Poor Chu, having to marry him. Being forced to eat grasshoppers!

Hit him.

Leave it.

- Come out and fight if you dare. - Okay.

I'll be waiting. if you don't come, you'll be deemed a coward!

I can't fight. Now what?