Ninja Nonsense (ニニンがシノブ伝)

My feelings are always spinning around and around!

I'm Shinobu!

Gaboraa!

I'm a female ninja, Watashi kunoichi

Two times two equals Shinobu! Ninin ga Shinobu desu

I'm a trainee, but... Minarai dakedo

... I'm on the path to becoming a ninja ninja no michi wo mashigura

Let's learn ninja techniques, Manabo ninpo

Nin-Nin! Let's learn ninja techniques, Manabo ninpo

Nin-Nin!

Finally today, the great transformation kyou koso daihenshin

Chant the spell, Jyumon tonaete

What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight? A bold pose, I'm going to nail it daitan pozu kimete mimasu

What's this magnificent, yet naughty, sight?

Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep breath Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite

Suuu~! Let's go, close your eyes, take a deep breath Iku yo me wo tojite shinkokyuu shite

Suuu~!

Ninja Technique: Art of the Doppelganger Ninpo bunshin no jutsu

One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! Ichi ni san shi

Oh my, that's weird Arya-rya-rya hen ne

Big time, big time, Buchake buchake

Lots of mishaps Shippai ippai

Watch this, this time it's ninja stars Mitete kondo wa shuriken

One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! Ichi ni san shi

Hopefully this will work Nantoka naare

Ei-ya, Ei-ya! Ei-ya, Ei-ya!

It's sink or swim Ichikabachika de

Watch this, my power's at it's max Mitete pawaa wa zenkai

I'll be stronger tomorrow, Shinobu Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll be stronger tomorrow, Shinobu Asu wa motto tsuyoku narimasu Shinobu

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

I'm a ninja Ninja desu

This story is about the super handsome boy, Onsokumaru...

...and the beautiful women that surround him.

It's an anime filled with love, lust, and unexpected nudity...

Ninja Trainee Shinobu!

Ninja trainee Shinobu Ninja Trainee Shinobu!

Ninja trainee Shinobu

It's a meow-meow!

This is bad.

Final exams are tomorrow and I can't focus at all.

I wonder what that was.

I think it's around here...

I guess I'll start searching around this area first.

Art of Invisibility Technique!

Let's start with this house.

Let's go! Yeah!

Looks like she has no idea I'm here.

Plop!

Oh right, this isn't what I came here for!

Hey, you...

You!

Did you just say something?

Over here.

Y-You can see me?

I can see you. I can see you.

No way!

My technique didn't work on her?

No! I'm so shocked!

This is embarrassing!

That's strange...

Head Master told me I would be invisible.

I swear! Please believe me.

And, who are you?

Oh! I'm Shinobu!

I'm a ninja trainee who goes to a ninja school.

Pleased to meet you!

N-Ninja?

Yes, a ninja! You know?

"Nin-Nin!"

Just kidding!

And what is a ninja doing here?

How dare you barge into my room!?

Well, I'm in the middle of an exam, so...

Exam?

From Ninja Department, Female Ninja Studies, Shinobu. At your call!

So you came, Shinobu.

Yes, I am here.

I will now tell you your exam questions.

Yes, Head Master!

Choose one of the following exam criteria.

Number one: Abolish taxes.

Number two: Collect 10,000 yen in fines from every couple in the city.

Number three: Pinch a Martian and make it cry.

Number four: Cross the Pacific Ocean...

...on a rubber duck raft.

They're all impossible! ...on a rubber duck raft.

They're all impossible! Number five: Stuff peanuts up your nose...

Number five: Stuff peanuts up your nose...

...and shoot them 100 meters.

Number six: Thumb wrestle a wild bear.

Number nine-hundred and ninety-nine: Let it keep on-a-flowin'.

Number one-thousand: Hold a bat between your legs...

...and hit a homerun.

Now, which one do you choose?

Umm... Out of the ones I can do today...

Then, I'd like to go with number four-hundred and twelve, please.

Number four-hundred and twelve.

I see. Wasn't expecting that one...

I honestly don't want to do that either, but...

Okay!

Off you go, now!

Yes!

I, Shinobu, am off to accomplish my mission!

And that's how it went.

So what's number four-hundred and twelve?

Tadaa!

Collect underwear from high school girls!

Collect underwear from high school girls?

They're located at these spots marked in red.

H-Hey! My house is marked, too!

Oh! Really?!

Are you Kaede from the Shiranui household?

Well, yeah, but...

H-Hold on! You've got to be kidding!

Kaede...

To a ninja, Head Master's orders are absolute.

If Head Master says he has a cat-girl maid, he has one.

If Head Master says he has an adorable younger sister...

...not related by blood, he does!

What kind of bizarre way of thinking is that!?

With that said,

I will accomplish my mission, no matter what!

Art of the Doppelganger Technique!

Sorry!

I am still a trainee...

I think this is more effective, anyway.

Um...

Then, I'll use my ninja stars next...

I'm so sorry!

I got this cute ninja star pouch.

But I didn't want to get holes in it or have it smell like iron,

so I stopped using them.

I just said I was going to use them, but...

...I deeply apologize for taking it back.

I really don't care.

But look!

Instead, I have a discount coupon to a karaoke place!

Wait, it expires today.

What do you want to do?

What am I supposed to do?

Anyhow...

Are you really a ninja?

You're terrible, Kaede!

I studied about ninja from period shows and manga...

On your knees! On your knees!

I'm doing my best!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

You're doing great, Shinobu!

Really?

Pr-Probably...

I feel like I might give up!

I'm in trouble!

I'll have to call for some help!

Onsokumaru!

Gabora!

W-What is that thing?

It's my partner, Onsokumaru.

Isn't he ridiculously cute?

No, that's not what I meant.

What kind of animal is that?

Stop joking, Kaede.

It's a hawk! A hawk! Isn't it obvious?

I'm surprised you didn't know that!

Illustrated Bird Species

A hawk.

Hawk

Onsokumaru!

Head Master kept referring to you as a hawk!

What are you then?

Silly girl. Of course I'm a hawk.

I knew it!

I was suspicious for ten seconds. I'm sorry!

No need to apologize. It's okay.

It's talking, too!

By the way, Shinobu!

Head Master is angry that you're not back yet.

He said he'll be waiting for you,

imagining you naked!

Does that mean something terrible is going to happen...

...to the imaginary me, if I don't get back soon?

Nobody will want to marry me then!

In that case, I'm going to take them by force!

Hey!

No! No! No!

Pilder on! No! No! No!

Pilder on!

You thief! Low-life! Pervert! Ero-ninja!

Am I perverted?

Am I ero?

Am I Emmanuel?

No, I mean... I might have said too much.

Yeah, you're a ero-woman!

You ride in an ero-car, drink ero-water and pet ero-dogs!

You're ero-ero-mucho-mucho-mucho...

Mucho-cho!

No, I'm not!

Mucho! No, I'm not!

Mucho!

But... stealing underwear is a perverse and bad thing to do.