Big Love

Return the computer keyboard to Costco's.

Pick up 10 lbs of long-grain rice.

I can do that.

- You have enough to do. - No, I don't.

Wait, who's responsible for dinner tomorrow night?

You?

No, me. It was you, but I can do it.

No, bring the rep by at 2:00.

If we have to sign a non-exclusive with him,

Well, so be it. Per-gallon cost has got to be competitive.

That's right, Matt. The university of Utah

- Hosted the third safety-net meeting between... - Yeah.

-...The attorney general's office

and representatives of seven polygamist communities in the state.

It was an overflow audience of partisans,

mostly all vocal advocates of polygamy.

Okay. I gotta take this call. See you in half an hour.

Lee, hey, thanks for getting back.

Listen, I need you to pull out all the stops.

Find someone in tirst lady's office who's got a contact.

Yeah, I heard you. I get it,

but I have got to find out who did this.

We need air filters, silver polish,

backdoor mat for your house.

Great. Let me do it.

Margene...

just charge what you need at the store

and I'll void the charges tonight.

Teenie needs to be registered for summer school today.

- I will take her in. - No, you won't. Barb will.

Guys, it's been two weeks and she hasn't left the house.

All she does are these crosswords.

She doesn't seem ready.

Well, this isn't healthy for her.

I don't know. I don't think we can indulge her any longer

or coddle her. And I mean it-- Either of you.

Okay, the cutting kind of scares me.

It does a lot of people. You need to have a lot of band-aids around.

He always does this--

Mirrors and mosaics.

Mosaics and mirrors.

- Good swim? - Mmm, a little exercise.

Big day today, huh?

- You're taking her in, right? - I planned on it.

Good.

Okay, I'll see you later then.

The world can go to hell in a hand basket,

but as long as we stick together, we'll be all right.

- Morning, Leslie. - Morning.

- Morning. - Morning. Tim.

Mr. Henrickson, how are you this morning?

Never been better, Wendy. Thank you.

The locksmith made the key

and I finally got into her desk.

Here's photocopies of everything I found. It's like a scrapbook.

This proves it. She was targeting me.

Well, she was certainly interested in you.

Here's her latest e-mails and all her internet usage

for the last two weeks.

Don, I've got no choice. I want her gone.

I want a basis to fire her by the end of the week.

- Yes, she's a pain in the neck. - She was there!

Yes, she's bigoted against us, but a Judas?

She brings us down, she's out of a job too.

Okay okay okay. Do I know for 100% certainty? No.

But I've got 10 souls in my charge.

And if I can't protect them, what kind of man am I?

I want you to tap her phone.

Tap her phone? I- I can't tap a phone.

Well, figure something out. I want her gone!

It's just that it was the end of the term,

but we can catch her up in a blink.

I appreciate it, Julie.

I'm so sorry for what happened at Beehive Mother of the Year.

- We were rooting for you. - Oh, thank you.

Were you planning on getting back on the teaching roster soon?

I- I hope to, yes.

Nobody really knows about Alby.

They moved him to a private clinic last week.

People said he had kidney failure.

Then they said he got a kidney for transplant

and then they said he died on the operating table, so--

Whoa whoa whoa. You can't get an organ that fast.

And we'd know it if he was dead, believe me.

Excuse me, are we keeping you from something?

- Is there somewhere you need to be? - Well, either way, Bill,

Wanda's gonna be questioned at a good and welfare meeting, so...

Okay okay. Don't worry. Don't panic.

That's just Roman trying to show he's in control,

that there's no serial poisoner on the loose.

- How is Wanda? - She's good.

Put her in a booby hatch and throw away the key.

- Mother, that's not necessary. - Mom, don't start.

Joey, what are we dealing with here? How many times has she done this?

Besides dad and Alby? Just once.

My boss in Phoenix at the bowling alley

fired me and she got after him.

But I brought her home and with vitamins

and exercise, it was better.

I just think she needs help now.

We'll get her help.

But I don't have to remind you, it's not gonna do her or us any good

if she gets hauled in for attempted murder

and we're involved in a cover-up

as accessories after the fact.

His kidneys could still fail.

I don't think anybody knows, mom.

And not everybody cares.

Honey, wait.

When I think of the look on your face there

In the governor's mansion, I just want to die.

It's okay, mom.

I get called "plyggie" every day at work.

What I want to say to you, Sarah--

I don't want the choices that I've made,

the things that have happened to me, to ruin your life.

Mom, stop it.

Do you want to change schools for next year?

- Because we can. - No, I don't want to change.

Well, what about the year after that?

College? Where do you want to go do you think?

The U. or someplace else? Or out of state even?

- I don't know yet. - Well, let's just talk about it

and get it set and we'll just make it happen.

- Please. - No, I'm serious, Sarah.

I want you to have choices.

Mom, take me off your worry list.

Okay? I'm almost 18.

I'm gonna go to school. I'm gonna have a life.

I'm gonna be okay.

I am okay.

Stop focusing on me.

You need to do what you need to do.

What are you doing here?

What does it look like I'm doing? What are you doing here?

Nicki, I said I would do the shopping.

No, Margie, I said I would do it.

Maybe you're not the only one who can do things.

- Don't get snippy. - Well, you asked for it.

There has got to be a strong center or things will not hold.

The way Barb is going, who knows when she'll be back on her feet?

So, whether you like it or not,

this is a role that I he to take on.

It's for Barb, it's for Bill, it's for all of us.

What?

- That's her. - That woman...

Nicki-- Nicki, let's just finish our shopping and go home.

Let's just finish our shopping and go home.

I spoke with the Martins this morning

- Across the street... - Mm-Hmm.

- ...About dinner plans. - Why?

I don't like the way they've been looking at us.

You don't like the look in the Martins' eyes

So you want me to arrange some dinner?

Look, you're embarrassed.

Honey, I understand that, I do. You've been humbled.

This is what we need to do to get back on our feet again.

This is the only way we're going to find out who did this.

And if they know everything, what, are we moving again?

I just want to look them square in the face.

- Do I have a choice? - Of course.

But it would sure please me if you just said, "on it."

I don't think I can.

You know I'm terrible at these things alone.

You're the one who shines.

I can't.

I want to tell you that I'm strong

and you can lean on me.

Sweetie.

- It was Pam and Carl. - What?

I think it was Pam and Carl who exposed us.

Why are you saying this now?

'Cause I didn't know how to tell you

before Pam and I broke up.

What do you mean, "broke up"?

So Pam knew that Nicki was a polygamist.

So I defended Nicki.

And I think that made her suspect me

and then, I guess, you.

And...

I think it's all my fault.

Margie, honey...

I'm sure that's-- that's not true.

The hunt for polygamist leader Orlean Abbott continues.

- Honey, it's on again. - Last seen three years ago,

he remains on the FBI's most wanted list

for trafficking underage girls across state lines.

A court-ordered trustee

has taken over the sect's finances--

a model other sects have emulated.

The other sects in Utah are reportedly nervous about these developments.

They're putting the normally shy, reclusive polygamists...

stupid, greedy perverts.

They're gonna ruin it for the rest of us.

Roman Grant is the one true prophet.

Our prophet!

Everything else is crap and sin,

sin and crap!

Richard Chamberlain is crap!

Mr. Mooney is crap!