The Red Rose (La Rose rouge)

THE RED ROSE

Saint-Germain-des-Prés!

One of the oldest churches in Paris!

First built in 1103!

And destroyed in 1280!

And rebuilt in 1329!

Today it is a center of nightlife, and the

meeting place of Jean-Paul Sartre and the existentialists.

"Paris by Night" excursion, including champagne for 2995 francs,

with a stop at Saint-Germain-des-Prés,

with its famous existentialist wine cellars.

And now to Napoleon's tomb. Hurry up, gentlemen.

Faster, faster!

Please hurry... Let's go!

Napoleon's tomb? - Well?

Napoleon?

Well, where is that yellow light up there?

Can you point the yellow light there? - Where? - On your hair!

Yes, that's better.

Well, it's about time!

The Jacques brothers tricked us.

Did the Jacques brothers trick us?

I just got a telegram. They are stuck with their tour at the Swiss border.

Something with customs.

Great! And what about tonight?

What do we do?

You are the artistic director here, right?

Of course, I am the artistic leader!

But I am not a magician!

I can't pull those Jacques brothers out of my pocket!

So we need another plan, find someone for tonight.

Do you have any idea? It's sold out, the tables are

booked, ads in the newspapers! Well, my friend...

make sure you find something for me within 2 hours!

Within 2 hours, remember that!

Hey, how can I do that! How can I replace four performers at once!

How do you want me to run this show?

Napoleon? - No!

General with castanets!

Hey, sandwich and wine, quick!

I need to prepare for a 2-hour performance.

I have to put on a show for them in 2 hours!

Hey, poet! Maybe you can do a Spanish dance?

And your friend plays the castanets...

Can't you see it works? - Oops, it works!

This is how I work every morning.

Be quiet now, or I will blow up the whole shop!

Please be quiet! Do you know who it is?

Don't speak to me until 10:00 PM!

So, give me the phone coins.

No, really! I said "coins", not "one coin"!

Who knows who I will call now?

Call my aunt, she is a ventriloquist.

Damn! - Are you performing or chatting?

A ventriloquist!

Listen Manito, you know this is bad for my asthma!

And do you think it is good for my glass?

Listen, give me a coin.

May I? - No, wait, I have an idea.

Oh, that's exactly what I needed. - Yes?

Listen, I have a request for you.

Yes, wait, I will be right back.

Napoleon?

And a Napoleon for sir.

"THE RED ROSE"

No one missing, no seats left.

Except those without a ticket. - Without a ticket?

Of course, they will have to buy one.

Come on, move! Why are you sitting here?

Hurry up! There are people! It's full!

Well, are you ready? - Now!

You warned us at 7 that we have to perform at 10! Enjoy!

Who knows where my trousers are? - How would I know?

My teeth hurt! - Where is my trousers?

I say, my teeth hurt. - Where did my trousers go?

Before you turn around, I already have my trousers on!

And where are mine? - I don't know!

That can't be! Are you joking?

Find something for your teeth...

Are you rehearsing a new sketch? A sketch about trousers, right?

Listen, Albert, do you have a pill?

I don't have a pill, let's hurry!

Hey, have you seen my dress? - No, I haven't seen a dress!

Well, I have no dress, no pills, no trousers!

I am wearing my trousers, darling. No offense meant.

And here they are!

Stop the music. Now the clowns.

Let's at least finish the song.

If that still matters...

Death to the heart! Death to the soul! Death to death and life to life!

Hey, Victor Hugo!

Reading poetry with glasses, maybe you should clean them better?

I asked you to clean them, not to chew them!

Dishwasher eats glasses. That's a find!

Death to the heart! Death to the soul! Death to death and life to life!

Evelyn Dorsay is coming down!

So what? Don't get a 42ºC fever!

Well, after all, it's Evelyn Dorsay!

Evelyn Dorsay, Evelyn Dorsay!

And I knew her from the inn "Folie Javel".

She stood before a four-leaf clover, you see?

Good evening, madam. The table is reserved.

Well, Evelino, will you greet your friend?

Hello, my friend, hello.

Well... where is the photographer?

I don't know, he should have been here already.

Maybe you will become the producer.

That's your trade, right? Do you see there is no photographer?

A cinema is even more delicate than a stew.

It is not for you to blame me for the origin of my wealth.

Poor Matignon. Don't be rude for no reason.

A stew is necessary too.

Me too, a Star!

She played the four-leaf clover.

And you? Sometimes the Daisy?

I would rather not see that.

I'm going to eat something. - That's not possible.

Oh, no!

Today I really can't.

Claire Clarisse from "Paris Dimanche".

Is Evelyn Dorsay here yet? - Yes, she is very angry.

Oh, no, we must ask her to come back.

What time is it? Another pair of trousers missing?

Won, look at him.

Well, what's going on?

My mouthwash!

I swallowed my mouthwash! "For external use only, Poison".

Milk, Albert, bring milk!

Go drink something yourself. - Yes, milk!

Where can I find milk here?

He is going to get milk...

This is not a dairy!

What, do you have a tic? You can't be gone 10 minutes without ending up naked!

Well, I have to sew on a button.

Until they are ready.

Listen, prepare a glass of milk for me.

A glass of milk? - Relax, not for me.

Me, as usual, cognac with water.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Are you buying a round?

Buy a round? In your dreams.

This is a club, not a soup bar.

We don't want soup, but whisky.

"COMEDY SCHOOL"

Ladies and gentlemen!

The moment when theatre tries to return to its origins,

seemed important to us

to bring to the attention of connoisseurs.

A great work. This is the "theatre handbook".

For leisure and boarding schools.

This work shows that every artist deserves this title,

and should always have it on the bedside table.

In this work it is stated that it is necessary

to declaim as we speak,

and also how we speak in other circumstances...

For example,

Gaie! Please say "fine weather".

Fine weather!

You said "Fine weather" as simply as possible.

A simple statement, nothing more.

Now say:

"The weather could be better, but overall it is good!"

The weather could be better, but overall...

it is good. - Bravo!

Did you use a new intonation?

The intonation of indulgence?

Thank you!

Now let us see how important it is to resort to

the weather according to emotion.

For example: admiration.

Wonderful weather!

Serious irony.

It's pouring!

Fine weather!

Let us say it again.

Cheerful irony. - Fine weather!

For the ducks!

Tenderness.

Fine weather! Let us go for a walk, darling!

The fresh air will do you good.

Will you start a new film soon?

Yes, in two weeks.

It will be a splendid production.

Modern, original.

"Carmen". Do you know this Bizet novel? - Of course.

The audience is beginning to grow tired of the same stories.

And in the role of José I heard that they mentioned the name Marechal?

Marechal! A great star on the poster!

Am I not good enough as the poster star?

But darling, you must adapt to Provence!

The famous pair Evelyn Dorsay and Jean Marechal!

That is best for Provence! - Listen, Malignon, don't make me angry.

I'm already on edge! The famous pair is me!

Just write it down. - But listen, my dear!

There, light in sight.

Oh, Mr. Marechal!

Nice to see you again. - Quickly, boy!

Look at him!

Now we go to Questioning Intonations.