200 บรรทัดแรก
Is that psychedelic van outside yours?
Yes.
The police just towed it.
I'm here! I'm here!
I'm here!
Take your hand away from the door.
Don't salute.
Take your hand away from the door. Please don't salute.
I'm clone saluting, so let go.
License and registration.
I know it's no parking.
I figured with so little hair, I'd be right out.
So you knew, but parked anyway.
That's a premeditated of fence.
Two hundred for the law, two hundred for the fine.
Have the money when you pick up your van.
It's not pneumonia is it? Don't lie to me.
It's TB.
Listen, don't tell them you're from Singapore.
Know.
Because of different remuneration.
Remuneration.
Don't use any of those fancy words.
It look like this.
But what a bloody bother.
Just say bother, no "bloody".
Hello, Jinghua Travel.
OK. OK. OK.
Looks like I have to take you tour into the countryside.
Feel better.
Can't leave fast enough can you?
Oh I get it, been a few clays since you got a smooch?
Better not. Don't want to catch your cold.
When you're better, then I'll kiss you to death.
Gotta go, they're waiting for me.
Just one hair, and you're always at the salon.
You couldn't just park in a lot?
Now I'm late for a big event.
I was wrong.
When were you ever right. Just drive.
Sit down together.
We make photograph together.
What did you think of the food?
Everyone take a seat.
Everyone take a seat.
Why won't those kids come over here?
Your tour group was too small.
No one sponsored them.
Tell them to come over.
I'll sponsor them all.
Come on, all of you.
Who were you shouting at?
Journalists.
Do a good deed and it's automatic overkill.
Business is good at the travel agency.
Maybe you can pay me now?
I did the math.
Not counting this mouth, you owe me 98000.
What's the hurry? You know I'm good for it.
The travel business is cut throat.
I'm losing money on every tour.
But if I don't take them, I'll have to shut down.
And with Xiaoyun sick.
Even the Singapore groups have stopped.
Come on.
You're helping all those kids go to school.
And you don't have any money?
Give me two clays to get it.
You have your worries, but so do I.
Otherwise I wouldn't ask you for the money.
Where the hell are they?
All they know is taking phones.
In'53.
The Yanks talk peace,
But plot to take all Korea.
One cloudy July night.
Over An Ping Mountain.
Their crack troop were hiding out,
The invincible White Tiger Battalion,
Han Dong.
How do you like the boat?
Not bad.
It's a tea house during the clay and a bar at night.
The tea in average.
The booze is average.
But the prices are double.
Was it expensive to rent?
No pain, no gain.
Besides, tourism needs to be exotic.
Mr.Ruan You got a call.
The tour group of retired officials is here.
They need to be picked up. Are you going?
They all arrived. Then I better go.
How many total?
Two hundred people.
HanDong, Hear that?
We are gonna be able to use this boat already.
- Are the rooms booked? - Yes.
Rent four buses.
HanDong, bring you van too.
Hey!
Mr.Ruan.
Boss, did you get my money together?
What money?
The money you owe me for the van.
Come back.
And get me in a little while.
HanDong.
Don't forget to get some umbrellas.
We don't want the old folks getting wet.
We're in the same boat.
If I make money, you make money.
If I don't, you getting upset won't change that.
What if you never make any money?
Than I let you use my van for free?
Don't worry.
I'll pay you after this job. Deal?
Look at those buses.
Those things are income on wheels.
Hey, HanDong
Hey!
Yesterday,I saw a used Benz the other clay.
OK, cheap
But missing some paperwork.
After this job, I want to buy it.
It's fully loaded, ABS
GPS, cruise control, Satellite
Does it have airbags?
Yes. Six, maybe eight
Does it have wheels?
Of course, it's a friggin' car.
Sounds more like a hovercraft.
Mr.Ruan.
Coming.
You can explain it to Mr.Ruan.
Welcome.
Because the group id made of up ex-senior officials.
I was sent ahead to check things out.
It's just you?
They told me everyone was arriving?
His name is "Ivory Wong".
Ivory Wong.
Everyone.
It's a common mistake.
Come here.
See that? See that?
I rented four buses!
Ivory Wong?
Who gave you that horrible name, anyway?
I almost bought 200 umbrellas for you.
Men! You guys can go home.
There’s only one guy.
You still have to pay us.
OK.
Sure, back at the office.
- What? - OK.
Mr.Ruan, How about my money?
Give me a fuckin' break.
In a couple clays.
Couple of clays? Put it in writing.
HanDong. You're listened.
You're standing to get on my nerves.
If I said a couple clays, that's what I mean.
You never let up, do you?
Ninety-eight thousand yuan right?
Keep it up and you might have nothing.
I don't have time for your bullshit.
Let's go.
You still have to pay me.
You sure are a pain in the ass.
I know.
I don't want to be.
But it's not like you're poor.
You saying I have the money. But won't give it to you?
That's not what I'm saying.
Then what are you saying?
Forget it, you're not listening.
No, what are you saying then?
I'm saying I'd appreciate if you paid me.
You letting me in?
Sure
Come in.
Diandian, we have company.
I'll take you to the office.
There's no money at the office.
Then the bank.
That's other people's money.
What did you say?
Then borrow it from someone.
Who do you think you are?
Anyway, where you go, I go.
Come on Diandian.
Let's go.
But I'm not paying you for today.
Where are we going?
First to walk the dog,
then to the hospital.
All personal stuff.
This is the communicable disease ward.
Even if you go to the morgue, I'm going too.
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