Buddy Bot

Pizza, pizza,

pizza, pizza, pizza...

Well, that's just it.

I don't know where he is.

Yeah...

I'll be in as soon as I find him.

Thank you.

I don't want to say

"I'm not mad...

I'm just disappointed."

So you're just mad?

It doesn't matter what I am.

I don't want my son to get arrested.

So just blindly trust authority?

Adam!

I am tired of this.

I'm trying here.

Sure.

I'm late.

What is that?

I get back tomorrow evening.

Hi! I'm the Buddy Bot.

I can't wait to be your new best friend!

Whatever happened to the Eighth Amendment?

You act like a child...

You get treated like one.

Now, Buddy...

Make sure he stays in the house

and does his chores. Okay?

Can do!

We'll have a great day!

Okay. Okay. I'm coming.

Goodbye, Adam.

Love you.

Bye.

What do you want to do first?

There are tons of fun things to do indoors.

Alright, I'll bite.

What are you?

I'm Buddy, the Buddy Bot.

I'm here to provide

friendship and supervision

to all kids who need it.

Especially amazing kids

just like you.

Jesus, Mom,

why the hell are you like this?

That's a no no word!

But that's ok!

You can do better next time!

Fuck off.

We'll work on that!

Good morning!

We've got a big day ahead of us.

Let's see a big smile!

What's the matter?

She knows I hate that noise.

Nevermind.

Your mother said that you

weren't supposed to leave.

She's not here, is she?

I'm sorry, but you have to stay.

Let go of me!

If you'd like,

I can always contact your mother.

Alright! Alright! I'll stay!

Jesus!

There we go!

This'll be great!

No, Adam! Wait!

Hello?

Hello. I just wanted

to call and check in.

Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.

That's good to hear.

Um, I'll talk about this

more when I get home,

but I wanted to...

Whoa!

What was that noise?

Where's the robot?

He's... he's...

Buddy here!

Everything is going great.