I Hate Mondays (Nie lubię poniedziałku)

It's past midnight. Monday, September 15th, has begun.

The name day of Maria and Nikodem.

I hate Mondays.

I HATE MONDAYS

I hate Mondays.

I HATE MONDAYS

I like Mondays.

0:03 a.m.

Oleś! The arrow!

We're working on it, officer.

No worries.

2:17 a.m.

5:29 a.m.

Bolek, you have no idea how much I hate Mondays.

You have to start all over again.

If it weren't for the bloody TV instalments,

I would have dumped this milk gig long ago.

From now on everything is going to be fine, you'll see.

- I have an idea! - Yeah?

Listen.

- I go first. - Okay.

And collect the empty bottles and make signs with chalk.

- Okay. - You take the lift to the top floor...

go down and place the milk on my crosses, get it?

No, no, Boleczek.

Well, maybe it's a good plan, but let's not try new things on Monday.

Ma'am, there's no program at this hour!

Boy oh boy, do I hate Mondays!

6:01 a.m.

6:11 a.m.

Crikey! Can you take me to Maszynohurt on Kasprzaka street?

Get in.

Where to?

Maszynohurt on Kasprzaka street.

I only go to Grochów.

Crikey, what do you mean? You told me to get in!

What do I do now?

Get lost.

7:05 a.m.

I can't stop in front of the building. There's a sign.

30 zlotys.

Damn it!

I'll get you!

I'll know your voice when I hear it, asshat!

Look! The guy from TV!

Master! Autograph!

7:30 a.m.

Jacek, get back here!

Jacek, come back this instant and finish your breakfast!

Did you hear me?

Just you wait! I'll show you!

Trouble again?

Don't go up there, you'll get a piece too.

- Didn't eat your breakfast? - You wouldn't eat it either!

Mum made noodles from the plaster you hid in the cupboard once. Remember?

Come here. Chop-chop!

She's on edge. They're having a smoke break.

- Stocktake. - Smoke break!

Check if she's in the window.

- She's not. - Leg it!

8:00 a.m.

- Hello. - Hello.

I'll know him when I hear him! Good morning.

He's not getting away. If I get screwed over on Monday morning... Hello.

Good morning.

The whole week will be like that. Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning!

Morning, morning.

Morning, boss.

- Crikey, save our plan, sir! - Wait.

We don't have any combine rose joints.

- Maybe at least the half-inch ones? - None!

- Look somewhere else, on your own. - Will you sign the refusal?

What the bloody hell, man!

Oh, sorry!

- Morning. - Where's the flag?

It was here!

Good morning.

Okay, okay. I'll sign the papers.

Morning!

Lovely weather, isn't it?

- Great start on Monday. - But, my dear ma'am...

I swear to God, I just put it there.

I was barely doing 50...

- 50 zlotys. - You!

There you go.

Crikey, that's heavy!

Crikey?

- A little prankster, aren't you? - What's this now?

I have it!

- You took off the flag? - Me?

Rubella! Kindergarten closed until further notice. Headmistress.

What does it say?

Hop on.

Polish Airlines flight 256 from Cairo and Athens

will land in Warsaw around 12:00 a.m.

Polish Airlines flight 246 from Rome

with the connecting flight to New York is about to land.

Not yet! Wait for the mark!

6, 7, 8, 9, 10...

You lecher!

Ladies and gentleman, I will show you to your planes.

Please put out your cigarettes.

Please!

That goes for pipes too, sir.

Now?

Your attention, please. We are about to land in Warsaw.

We kindly ask you to faster your seat belts and refrain from smoking.

Please fasten your seat belt.

Commercial and technical counsellors at 11:00 a.m.

- 11:30 Coffee and cognac. Flowers? - Ordered. Will be here any minute.

Has the legal counsel looked through the deal?

Yes, sir.

- No mistakes in the Italian version? - None, we checked.

- What's next? - At 12:00 p.m. the Italian.

- Then, dinner with the minister. - Have you ordered pasta?

They told us to go to a milk bar for pasta.

- What do they give Italians? - Pork chop and cabbage.

Sir! Mister Chairman, flowers!

- Why have we stopped? - Sir, would you press...

Press it yourself. Sound the alarm or something.

- It's stuck again. - My plane leaves in 30 minutes!

- It's stuck! Hello! - Open it! Open!

- Open it! - Call the lift guy!

We start with melting the gelatine.

Put it on steam on a kettle lid.

Meanwhile, beat the egg yolks and put it aside for a moment.

Now, beat the whites of five eggs. It's good to add a pinch of salt.

The froth will be stiffer.

If beaten well, the froth stays in the bowl.

Now, pour in the yolk mass and quickly stir everything together.

There, the lemon cream is now ready.

TV DAILY

Good morning. It's the first edition of the TV Daily.

Let's start with local news.

The whole country is battling the effects of a prolonged drought.

The builders join the fight vigorously.

This month they are likely to fulfil the year's quota of 350000 flats.

What the heck?

You again?

Mister craneman!

Craneman!

What?

Get down!

The lift you installed in Maszynohurt broke down.

They...

Turn this thing off, will you!

They've come from the union!

Stop snooping around!

How many times have I told you!

Craneman!

You gave me the crane keys, but where is that helper of yours?

I haven't seen him today.

He's probably sleeping somewhere.

You know how it is. He works nights as a milkman.

He's paying off instalments. Live and live.

- Gentlemen, you're blocking the road. - Alright, alright.

Again?

- The keys. - Oh, sorry.

Excuse me.

The battery needs charging.

Hey, why aren't you getting in?

I never drive when I'm plastered.

Move the car to the other side of the road. You can't park here.

Why are we running? We left the car there!

That car was no good, grandpa.

Sit down here.

Look at the pictures. I'll get us another one.

Remember. You promised me three events today.

- We'll be late without a car! - We'll make it, grandpa.

You'd better hurry up!

Please stop for a moment.

Those at the end, please come closer.

- We'll go together. - Jędruś.

Come here.

You ask them if she can spot him.

Your Reverence.

Your Reverence. The chairman is concerned...

whether the lady will recognise him.

You'll recognise him when you see him?

Of course.

Mrs. Kowal affirms that she remembers him well enough, for as a young boy

he would visit her garden to collect apples.

- Grazie. - You're welcome.

The old bag is talking rubbish.

Your designs and our work will be the warrant of...

Mr. Dudziak, I can't read your scribbles! What warrant?

Remember, gentlemen...

- We play after the highlanders. - After the highlanders.

After the highlanders.

You got it? Play after the highlanders.

Play?

I should've been at the airport half an hour ago!

I'll sue that mechanic's ass!

It's the third time this month!

He says he'll sue the mechanic.

It was you who installed the lift, wasn't it?

I installed, but I didn't build it.

It's a prototype. Looks like it's a faulty one.

I unlocked the machine.